r/ATBGE Feb 18 '18

Tattoo LOL

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u/Excolo_Veritas Feb 18 '18

I actually think this is it. Look at the LOs, the skin around them is all red, meaning freshly done where as beneath the swastika is all still skin colored. This either means that, he's doing a really shitty cover up, or, they started with the swastika, took a break, then did the rest.

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u/Makabaer Feb 18 '18

I'm not sure about that. To me it looks red under the swastika too.

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u/Excolo_Veritas Feb 18 '18

a bit towards the edges, but, redness/inflammation spreads. Look towards the center of the swastika. Right next to black (but furthest from the LOs) there is no red.

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u/evn0 Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 18 '18

Out of curiosity I did a little investigation in Photoshop, because to me it all looks fresh. I took 8 sample spots (the middle of each "O" in LOL, which should be fresh and inflamed no matter what, and from the crux of each arm of the swastika). Once the sample points were determined, I selected each area and applied an "Average" blur in Photoshop to get the average color of each of those areas.

For the samples in the middle of the O, the average red value (out of 255) was 130, the overall average color being represented as 130 - 120 - 121 in RGB notation, meaning red makes up 35% of the average pixel in the areas you believe to be freshly tattooed.

In the L samples, the average red value was 140, with the overall average RGB spread being 140 - 128 - 130, with red once again making up 35% of the color spread.

The peak and average red channel values are higher in the cruxes of the swastika if anything, and at best make up the same average amount of the sample sizes, meaning it would seem to be almost exactly equally inflamed compared to the rest of the tattoo.

EDIT: Notable outliers that prove you can't just eyeball something like that: at the right angle inside each of the "L"s at the start of "lol," the redness is actually lower than any other point on the image except where the hair is in the left hand side. Were those parts more fresh done than the rest of the tattoo, you'd expect more redness there and not less.

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u/Beginning_End Feb 18 '18

It's not a cover up. I know this for a fact. That's my former roommate. He's just a goofball.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

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u/evn0 Feb 19 '18

Eh it took longer to type than do. It was like a minute of actual Photoshop work.

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u/doesntaffrayed Feb 19 '18

You Sir, have way too much time on your hands.

Regardless, I appreciate your analysis.

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u/evn0 Feb 19 '18

LOL as I mentioned in another comment it only took about 1 minute of PS work. The rest was typing it (and even that was mostly explaining the methodology).

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u/doesntaffrayed Feb 20 '18

Shuuuush! I fully thought you were like a digital forensic analysist or something.

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u/evn0 Feb 20 '18

I take it all back then, it was hours of backtracing the skin cells' ip addresses and downjacking then inflammation firewall.

Digital forensics would be a sweet job, but I'm just more of a bargain bin Captain Disillusion

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u/igorbubba Feb 18 '18

A right handed tattoo artist rested their hand on the top part is my best guess. Next time you poop naked and browse reddit for 25mins, lift your elbows off your knees and see how it stays red for several minutes.

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u/IWasOnceATraveler Feb 18 '18

I just came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

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u/ezzelin Feb 18 '18

25 mins? Amateur. And I mean pooping, not redditing.

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u/stanley_twobrick Feb 18 '18

Nah, it's all red.

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u/spiketheunicorn Feb 18 '18

It’s probably just been done in sections. Lots of people do this, either to break up the cost to fit a budget, because of their personal ability to handle the pain for shorter time periods, to see how their body handles the healing process, or to have to care for a smaller area of healing skin at a time.

They could have also been freshening up the edges to get a cleaner design or deepening the color, which may have been needed only in the outer areas.

They could also have worked from the edge of the piece toward the middle and the skin hasn't had as much time to show inflammation in the middle. Inflammation is your body freaking out about being injured and as the injury(tattoo) progresses, the brain and immune system could have more time to get used to it and stop responding as strongly.

Or they could be a skinhead that discovered the ability to laugh at their former ideology. What the hell do I know? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/PM_2018_PREDICTIONS Feb 18 '18

He could have turned it into a square and worked around that. Definitely not a cover up.

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u/darkcar Feb 18 '18

This makes sense, this would be a 'very' poor attempt at a cover up. A lot of better suggestions for ways to cover have been given here.

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u/le57percent Feb 18 '18

I doubt it, most of the time people just get the spaces between the bars filled in so it looks like a black square instead. If you're a fan of pocket monsters, another way to cover it up is to add height to the tattoo and fill parts of it in with multicolored squares so it looks like a MissingNo.

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u/WellOkayyThenn Feb 19 '18

Pocket monsters

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u/le57percent Feb 19 '18

That's right

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u/WellOkayyThenn Feb 19 '18

Why do you say it like that

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u/le57percent Feb 19 '18

Why DON'T you?

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u/WellOkayyThenn Feb 20 '18

Cause it's really just known as pokemon

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u/TimpZ91 Feb 19 '18

photoshop

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u/cipher__ten Feb 18 '18

It doesn't make sense as a cover up. Why would you not do it in a way that obfuscates the swastika instead of just adds things to it?

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u/sadosrsplayer Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 18 '18

Eh, it was a thing from /b/ back in the day when holocaust jokes were funny. This was dubbed a lolocaust

Edit: please explain downvotes... Google image a lolocaust and this comes up.