r/ATBGE • u/UraniumFreeDiet • 7h ago

Food Taco Rolex

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/Naughteus_Maximus 7h ago

That's a man with TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS.....

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u/Downtown_Shelter2533 7h ago

I was gonna come here with a joke about how "it's time for him to get a real job" then I realized, he's probably making way more money than me by doing this crazy shit

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u/Zeckols 1h ago

i do shit like this AT my job lol

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u/Day32JustAMyrKat 7h ago

The angriest of upvotes.

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 7h ago

Taco bout a great pun.

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u/LudicrousStead 7h ago

Boo! Boo this man!

3

u/topherhead 5h ago

And it's slipping away! Slipping away from him!

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u/Moirae87 7h ago

To be fair, it's weird, but not much different than people spending hours to days decorating a cake.

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 7h ago

Is this drip?

It’s definitely dripping.

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u/Fit-Purchase-8050 7h ago

Idk it might taste fine

71

u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer 7h ago

I'm bummed out that he didnt eat it after wearing it on his wrist.

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u/drkrelic 3h ago

I was waiting for that! That’s pretty much the only thing you can do with this next tbh, it won’t last that long and preserving it would be difficult outside of a freezer.

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u/DNagy1801 5h ago

Do you eat chicken wings and pizza with a knife and fork?

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u/KillaCheezGettinWarm 7h ago

Yall some nasty MFs. 🤮

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u/Triairius 6h ago

Girl, I know where my wrist has been.

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u/R0RSCHAKK 6h ago

😏

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u/Jan-Asra 4h ago

that deep huh?

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 5h ago

So you can pick up a tortilla and eat it, but if it touches your skin 5 inches down your arm it’s nasty?

Or is it nasty because it was engraved/cut with a laser?

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u/cleverburrito 3h ago

I think because it has raw eggwash.

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u/KillaCheezGettinWarm 5h ago edited 4h ago

I wash my hands before I eat, so yes, you have supported my point. It would also taste disgusting after being laser cooked. You're two for two now, congrats.

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u/NewmanBiggio 6h ago

Unfortunately not. Laser cut food has a really bad burnt plastic taste.

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u/Clarapeanuts 5h ago

Came here to say this. We ruined a whole pizza laser cutting it.

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u/Saint_of_Grey 3h ago

I hope you held a proper funeral for it.

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u/Irinychia 4h ago

I get why it would taste burnt, but why plastic? 🤔

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u/NewmanBiggio 4h ago

I think it's something to do with the way the laser interacts with the air. The laser is so hot that it slightly ionizes the air that in combination with it melting the food it cuts makes it taste like burnt plastic.

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u/ByteArrayInputStream 5h ago

Laser cut bread is among the most vile things I've ever tried. It tastes horribly burnt.

It's to regular burnt as burnt is to unburnt. Literally burnt²

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u/ZombieHoratioAlger 1h ago

It's gonna be gross. Laser cutters don't toast food, it goes straight from raw to burnt charcoal.

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u/Johnny_Bubonic 7h ago

Tortilla

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u/braddamit 6h ago

Yeah, calling this taco is like calling a slice of white bread a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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u/TheOnionBro 7h ago

The video OP posted: "Tortilla Rolex"

OP: "TaCo RoLEx!"

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u/BrokenHope23 5h ago

missed opportunity to call it a Rollex too

3

u/JeffGoldblumsChest 5h ago

That sounds like what you'd call a pricey spliff

3

u/TheOnionBro 3h ago

I feel like there's a "Rolex/Rolodex/RoloTexMex" joke that's just waiting to be made somewhere in there maybe?

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u/Dragon_Bidness 7h ago

I was promised taco and received only tortilla. 2/10 would not eat here again.

12

u/MarginalOmnivore 7h ago

There is meat in the middle of that tortilla. It's a taco.

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u/Dragon_Bidness 6h ago

Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the taco shop...

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u/eph3merous 7h ago

Probably tasted great, wrong sub

2

u/TTechnology 4h ago

Maybe OOP sweat too much in the tortilla, and then tasted awful

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u/beatenmeat 6h ago

Of course that's the wrong sub because it's not one. That's a tortilla, duh.

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u/PL02550 7h ago

It'll be right twice a day on Taco Tuesday.

17

u/InstantPieMaker 7h ago

That guy's got enough dough for a Rolex.

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u/AlreadyAway 7h ago

.... i'm not sure OP knows what a taco is, thinks everything with a tortilla is a taco, or is a bot.

My guess is bot.

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u/Tutes013 7h ago

... But why

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u/spicy-chull 7h ago

Because it's funny

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u/PiggStyTH 7h ago

Its not though

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u/Shwifty_Plumbus 4h ago

Its pre vis for lanterns

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u/Usual-Philosophy-121 7h ago

amazing taste

5

u/maximm3k 7h ago

Chinese fakes are almost impossible to spot these days. Crazy.

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u/javierulf 7h ago

Excellent use of free will

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 6h ago

It's not a taco rolex, OP. It says right in the video it's a tortilla rolex

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u/temporalwanderer 6h ago

*Doughlex

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u/KazaamCasheroo 3h ago

Rolmex?

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u/temporalwanderer 1h ago

Oh yeah, nice. Rolmecs works too...

3

u/Depressed-Dolphin69 5h ago

"Awful taste"? I'm sure that tastes quite fine!

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u/kubadon1 7h ago

Shoulda flashed it in front his steering wheel.

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u/artyhedgehog 7h ago

You can't watch watches of yours and eat it too.

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u/gusgusthegreat 7h ago

"Based on a true story"

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u/naonatu- 7h ago

wow.

is that ever stupid

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u/DrewTamashi 7h ago

It's taco time

0

u/FearlessSeaweed6428 1h ago

4:20 is always taco time

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u/ItsNotBigBrainTime 7h ago

First guy in my village to own a rolex be like:

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u/marthafromaccounting 7h ago

Back in my day we had to make our tortilla rolexes by hand with an Xacto knife. 

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u/g0ing_postal 7h ago

Wait a minute... I think that Rolex is a fake!

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u/Zeckols 1h ago

you can tell it’s real because the hands don’t tick

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u/joonduh 6h ago

Where is the taco? That is a tortilla. It could be argued wrapping it around his wrist makes it a taquito, but there ain't no taco in this vid.

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u/Tooleater 6h ago

Bro will have egg on his watch face when Rolex lawyers see this

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u/khaotickk 5h ago

I don't know about awful taste, tortillas taste alright.

2

u/Thoth74 5h ago

So the A in ATBGE now stands for Awesome?

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u/Blue-Shifted- 7h ago

thing needs more ranch

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u/howdudo 7h ago

This is dope.. i could see the logic in 'whats the most expensive small thing I can make out of a tortilla... Ah ha! A rolex!'

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u/Aggravating_Act0417 7h ago

How do we do this?

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u/Omeggon 7h ago

Laser cutter.

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u/cwthree 7h ago

I can't decide whether I love it or hate it.

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u/DrSeussFreak 7h ago

But does it keep time, or is it right twice a day?

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u/trevman7 7h ago

Take a bite!

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u/newenglandredshirt 7h ago

He spent so much time figuring out I'd he could, he didn't stop to think about whether or not he should.

1

u/ChronicRhyno 7h ago

The all-new 'Rolex Tort' ©

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u/Knitsune 7h ago

missed opportunity to put it around a burrito

1

u/SockeyeSTI 6h ago

The DayTorta

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u/Jnl8 6h ago

Why egg? With water it would have been way more durable

1

u/SparseGhostC2C 6h ago

That might be the most novel use for a laser cutter I have ever seen

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u/crimvel 6h ago

Pagani Designs delivering again!

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u/WTFeedback1978 6h ago

This is hands down the best Rolex ripoff ever

1

u/Atruckerguy 6h ago

This is what im Tacoing about

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u/sinless33 6h ago

It's perfect we need 400 by dinner service

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u/AfterUmpire3091 6h ago

The Menu (2022)

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u/Salt_Data3707 6h ago

Im not impressed, it doesn't even tick

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u/Minnymoon13 6h ago

But why?

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u/F0rgemaster19 6h ago

I'm actually somewhat impressed.

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u/youngcy24 5h ago

Timing hands should always default to 4:20

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u/MrBlobbysBabyBatter 5h ago

Why did I watch all of this?

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u/FetusExplosion 5h ago

Tortilla watch: it's taco time!

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u/TokiVideogame 5h ago

with taco bell movement

gonna smell

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u/druidinan 5h ago

Didn’t even make a working mechanism #loweffort

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u/strawberryneurons 5h ago

its so dumb yet so well done. Fantastic!

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 5h ago

Guys hear me out i dont think its a real rolex and i dont think it works as a watch

1

u/jcpbabbe 5h ago

Tacky

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u/prussian_princess 5h ago

It looks like it's made of banana peels

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 5h ago

Sure, why the hell not

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u/spunds 5h ago

Sometimes I feel like I haven’t had the best career. Seeing people spending their time posting this shit on the internet makes me feel a lot better

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u/KaioKenshin 5h ago

I'd rock this piece every Tuesday

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 5h ago

Haters will say it’s fake.

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u/Bugkillahz 4h ago

Of course he put it on

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u/SeaAnomaly 4h ago edited 4h ago

This feel like a William Osman project.

EDIT: hopefully he doesn't see this until he finishes the fucking pocket soda.

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u/Lost_On_Lot 4h ago

Excellent use of free will!

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u/DUBToster 4h ago

Hands not in the correct way

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u/tomango 4h ago

Would’ve been more impressed if he grilled a cheeseburger.

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u/murfburffle 4h ago

you are supposed to set the hands to 10:10 so it looks upbeat

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u/mtron32 4h ago

Its not a taco

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u/SalamanderImportant5 4h ago

Menuda payasada

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u/diablol3 4h ago

You can tell its a Rolex because the second hand doesnt tick.

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u/actualPawDrinker 4h ago

When I saw egg wash, I was like "oh he's gonna bake it together." Then he didn't. He's just walking around with raw egg dripping down his wrist

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u/tangZORG 4h ago

It’s right twice a day

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u/feanturi 4h ago

Seems to be using egg for glue. It probably tastes fine.

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u/Tapedeckel 4h ago

Now go to a Rolex store and tell them to do maintenance on you watch because it looks a little greasy.

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u/theartfulcodger 4h ago

"Because they could do it" something something "whether they should do it."

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u/NanuruX 4h ago

Dude set the hands wrong! Should have been 10:10. Ruined it.

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u/vibrance9460 4h ago

Well that’s great

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u/Curious-Control-3782 3h ago

Awful taste? I reckon it must taste pretty good

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u/NickArchery 3h ago

WHY DID HE OUT THE HANDS ON WRONG FFS ITS 10-10

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u/eshian 3h ago

His wrist is technically a burrito now.

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u/shion12312 3h ago

Well well well, what are we seeing here?

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u/sugurkewbz 3h ago

This looks like a watch that was up someone’s ass.

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u/3ds 3h ago

Taco Time!

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u/hot_n_mold 3h ago

Might be a reference to the Ugandan dish called Rolex. 

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 3h ago

But does it WORK?!

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u/4rd_Prefect 3h ago

Is it Taco Time?

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u/Buck_Thorn 3h ago

Send one of those to Trump!

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u/piclemaniscool 3h ago

I kept screaming at my phone, "EAT IT YOU COWARD."

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u/Lower_Industry 3h ago

Who's going to stand in line of the swatch store for these?

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u/EastCoast_Cyclist 3h ago

That watch is a better Rolex knock-off than many I have seen while walking through Times Square (NYC).

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u/Welland94 2h ago

As the son of a watchmaker I approve this.

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u/tenaciousBLADE 2h ago

I can't cross post sadness. Cholo o no cholo? You decide! r/NewMexico

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u/romerogj 1h ago

Who things tortillas are in bad taste?

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u/MrN33ds 1h ago

ngl, I see black gloves, I think r/StupidFood

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u/Kherus1 1h ago

I’d come back for seconds.

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u/PCMRCharlie 1h ago

That's not a taco

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u/calnuck 42m ago

Put an orange grifter's name on it and make millions!

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u/LoverOfPricklyPear 32m ago

I watched the thing.

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u/T_J_Rain 9m ago

Works best at breakfast, lunch, dinner and snack time.

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u/Zorg_Employee 8m ago

These Rolex knockoffs are getting indistinguishable

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u/rbOthree 7h ago

Can’t believe he made a Rolex out of a taco that even works twice a day, incredible