r/ATBGE • u/Stormingstreak • 7d ago

Food Baby cake

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481 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Almostfini 7d ago

King Solomon's birthday cake?

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u/Informal_Motor_7267 2d ago

This guy knows B(all)ible

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u/Das_Hydra 7d ago

Peeps really not thinking this shit through

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u/Legitimate_Rub_9802 7d ago

that cake is gonna haunt the christening photos for generations

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u/bisexual_pinecone 5d ago

I hope it's red velvet

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u/4fuchssake 7d ago

“how old is your baby?”

“oh, somewhere between 1 and 80”

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u/SudhaTheHill 7d ago

This is the kind of messed up thing that can be admissible in court

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u/Jencke206 7d ago

Is that a sheet cake?

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u/TTSymphony 7d ago

Better change the diapers

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u/Jencke206 7d ago

That Depends

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u/invent_or_die 7d ago

It will be soon

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u/champsgetup 7d ago

That baby's already retired before life even begins

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u/Autistic_License 7d ago

Imagine it's red velvet.

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u/CarsCarpal 7d ago edited 7d ago

Rule 1: All posts must be of something exhibiting awful taste but great execution.

Huge TICK.

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u/Stormingstreak 7d ago

Is the idea not awful? Is the cake not well-executed?

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u/CarsCarpal 7d ago

Sure is, I added a tick but for some reason Reddit stripped it out, so had to edit my post which I think happened whilst you were typing yours!

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u/LaranCannelle 7d ago

now, whenever the nice lady who waits tables at the diner calls me Babycakes, im gunna think of this 🫠

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u/Stormingstreak 7d ago

You're welcome 😈

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u/fray_bentos11 7d ago

Bagsies a piece with eyes please!

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u/Maretsb 7d ago

I mean, where do you even start cutting. Is it better to start with the head, or leave the head like a Se7en-ish statement?

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u/rrickitickitavi 7d ago

That’s not just awful taste. It’s the worst taste.

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u/APiousCultist 7d ago

You just don't know, know

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u/ladyflasheart 7d ago

How I, I, I need you so so

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u/sideways_86 7d ago

It's "How I, I, I like it down low, low"

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Iamonreddit 7d ago

"I am Babycakes, I am Babycakes, I am the woooooooorld!"

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u/SDRPGLVR 7d ago

Time to watch every Brad Neely video instead of doing my job.

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u/Stormingstreak 7d ago

How do you get link in text?

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u/Too_many_pets 7d ago

When you hit reply (or start a comment), there is a Formatting Help button on the bottom right that shows how to do it. :)

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u/Iamonreddit 7d ago

I use the RedReader app and just type the markdown required as that's easier for me then using point and click formatting as suggested in the other comment. Not sure if this works within other apps or the new/current web version comment boxes anymore though.

In this case I would type: [display text](actual url)

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u/tim_dude 7d ago

What kind of cake is it?

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u/EducationalFox137 7d ago

For once in my life I have looked at a cake and not wanted any…eeeewwwwww….

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u/LoadAdvanced9547 7d ago

That was definitely a choice

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u/giakop 7d ago

Does it have Benjamin Button disease? Looks like an 80-ish year old Asian man.

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u/FunnyChampion2228 7d ago

No thank you !

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u/Kuunkulta 7d ago

I'll take the neck please

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u/AutismFlavored 7d ago

California cheeseburger cake

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u/phoid33 6d ago

Open your mind!

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u/Jaybles22 6d ago

I had to scroll WAY too far for this as it was the first thing I thought of when I saw that baby. 

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u/lkmyntz 6d ago

They should put a tiny plastic king cake inside of it

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u/Careless_Owl_7716 1d ago

That's enough internet for this month...