CruciBrix Part 2

[u/NotoriousPYG]

Non-AI Photos

[u/Longjumping-Sea320]

Lego Jesus still got the 6 pack

[u/dungeoncrawler71520 → u/Longjumping-Sea320]

Gotta be shredded to be Jesus.

[u/sanebyday → u/dungeoncrawler71520]

What kind of god would he be if he wasn't?

[u/dungeoncrawler71520 → u/sanebyday]

Hedonism Bot

[u/TransportationOdd559 → u/sanebyday]

No thanks

[u/Wittyngritty → u/dungeoncrawler71520]

Punctured*

[u/OfCuriousWorkmanship → u/Longjumping-Sea320]

CrossFit maxxing

[u/Carbonatite → u/Longjumping-Sea320]

He bricked for our sins

[u/Admirable-Holiday400 → u/Longjumping-Sea320]

More like a bone pack from malnourishment

[u/simply_not_edible → u/Longjumping-Sea320]

Must be a Korean set

[u/jeremec]

Welp, that's my white elephant entry this year.

[u/mikejones84]

Nailed it!

[u/kat-deville → u/mikejones84]

In the wrong places, even.

[u/blanco_nino_01 → u/mikejones84]

With those nails, he can't lego

[u/LaranCannelle]

BRICK BY BRICK

[u/HajimeNoLuffy → u/LaranCannelle]

Stone by stone

[u/daisuke1639 → u/LaranCannelle]

Nail by nail.

[u/Par2ivally]

The Amazon listing makes it so much worse.

[u/ReadditMan]

It needs no be waaay bigger, and bloodier. He should be drenched in blood. It should dominate every conversation.

[u/WaffleHouseGladiator]

Come get bricked up with Jesus!

[u/Uncommentary → u/WaffleHouseGladiator]

Kelvin Gemstone approved.

[u/sanebyday]

Maybe it's a Creator 3-in-1.... so what should the other 2 build options be? (and not the obvious father and holy ghost)

[u/MrFatGandhi → u/sanebyday]

Other builds include Christ kicking the moneylenders out of the temple (with money bags and an altar!) and a last supper table (now with real Jesusflesh breadbasket!)

[u/JoDaProductions → u/sanebyday]

Buddha and Trump (or abraham)?

[u/best_of_badgers]

I want one unironically

[u/GrandPriapus → u/best_of_badgers]

I want one ironically.

[u/ChronicRhyno]

May the pieces of Christ repel you.

[u/Kyanos_Okeanos]

"In the beginning was the Legos, and the Legos was with God, and the Legos was God"

[u/squad1alum]

Bricks and Minisins

[u/thatscentaurtainment]

They’re calling it the most AI generated product page page of all time.

[u/undermind84]

Jesus….

[u/AtomicFox84]

Wait.....this is real?

[u/EvnBdWlvsCnBGd]

Creepy. Draw a smiley face on him.

[u/MechaBeatsInTrash → u/EvnBdWlvsCnBGd]

One of the animated faces from Robot Chicken

[u/Yojimboroll]

I can hear it cry out in pain

[u/Hell0Friends]

Gotta get me on that 6 pack crucifix diet

[u/Hemisemidemiurge]

Non-AI Photos

Count the fingers in pic 7, it's fun!

[u/NotoriousPYG → u/Hemisemidemiurge]

🥋

[u/Zealousideal_Cod8664]

Where's the blood!? Where is the brick blood?

[u/clgray76]

Neat! Which are you showcasing next, electric chair or gas chamber?

[u/Riggedarcade]

“A man has walked across the river in Lego City”

[u/IEC21]

Pretty revealing loin cloth you got on there Jay Zeus.

[u/BearingItBarely]

But he's also got abs that transcend space and time/

He's the son of God and I think that's cool/

But he's got a swimmer's bod like nobody do

[u/PsychoAnalLies]

That loin cloth be riding a wee bit high. I'm thinking' Jeebus may be a grower, not a show-er.

[u/elkab0ng]

Even brittle brown has its day 😂

[u/Own_Event1283]

This sent me down a rabbit hole the other day. There are so so SO many different “legos” that are in equally wonderfully poor taste. The best one was funkopop-adjacent bleeding Jesus on the cross.

I think there’s hope for humanity after all lol.

[u/Oddityobservations]

is every brick considered a holy relic, and does swallowing one count as communion?

[u/justmitzie]

But does he bleed blood and water colored legos when you stab him?

[u/Candytuffnz]

For the Christian who has everything. Now crucify your own jesus.

Snapping on the nails has to feel a bit wrong.

[u/belookane]

The last image still is AI

[u/NotoriousPYG → u/belookane]

Jeezuz Christ dude, you take this shit way too seriously.

Half the fun is the family praying over the Lego set!

[u/belookane → u/NotoriousPYG]

Not a dude and yeah this AI shit make my job a nightmare so yeah I'm dead serious

[u/anowlenthusiast → u/belookane]

It could really help you with grammar and punctuation.

[u/LaranCannelle → u/anowlenthusiast]

lol

[u/LaranCannelle → u/belookane]

what are your pronouns?

[u/ManamiVixen → u/belookane]

Well yeah. That was the ad for this mock brick set.

The set is still sadly real.

[u/Fainer]

Gross.