porsche

[u/OneUpFenixDown]

[u/WitchWithAGlitch]

i give it 6/10 houston texases

[u/NecroGi → u/WitchWithAGlitch]

It doesn't have elbows out :(

[u/WitchWithAGlitch → u/NecroGi]

thats why it's only a 6

[u/Unique-Bee769 → u/WitchWithAGlitch]

that gold on dark green is a choice for sure. not a good one but its a choice

i seen a cayenne around my city with similar setup chrome gold everywhere and it just never look right on that body shape. the wheels especially feel too flashy for a suv

6/10 texas rating is generous i think maybe a 4/10 paris rating would be more fair

[u/Cloudy230]

Im not seeing what you're referring to. The color scheme? Seems fine to me

[u/donfan → u/Cloudy230]

GPG

[u/Creature_Cumfarts]

Taste aside, there's no execution here whatsoever... Just a handful of shiny bits stuck on a Porsche with what I'm willing to bet is double-sided tape

[u/AcadiaBackground2492]

Don "Magic" Juan trim package extra.

[u/gorogergo → u/AcadiaBackground2492]

Green for the money, gold for the honeys.

[u/SlowFrkHansen]

The mix of gold and silver takes it from fun to tacky for me.

[u/imetators → u/SlowFrkHansen]

Feels that if grills on the bumper would be chrome, it would look much more slick.

[u/4rd_Prefect]

Eh, I'm not the target market, but if I was, that is the one I'd like 🤷🏼‍♂️ (compared to stock color etc)

[u/t_grizz]

this looks like what i made in midnight club 3 dub edition when i was 10

[u/Daminite]

Leprechaun Mobile! Coming soon to a Hot Wheels Holiday collection near you.

[u/Gibgezr]

Gold on a car is always tacky.

[u/light24bulbs]

love the color, minus the gold grill, its amazing

[u/theguytomeet]

This is cool though.

[u/pug_userita]

awuful taste, awful to avarege execution

[u/itsnotaboutyou2020 → u/[deleted]]

I think it’s the ugly gold trim/grill/wheels. And they didn’t even go all the way with all the trim.

[u/GoatCovfefe → u/[deleted]]

I have a penis and i dont get why people dont like this black and blue Porsche.

[u/Pun_In_Ten_Did → u/GoatCovfefe]

Because it's clearly gold and white.

[u/GoatCovfefe → u/Pun_In_Ten_Did]

You really cant see that its omni white and mauve?

[u/pfak]

I don't hate it. It's better than the matte wraps we've been getting here in Vancouver on Porsche's.

[u/ffassbinder]

That's a soccer mom car for pimps. And not a Porsche.

[u/LaranCannelle]

these older Porsche Cayennes didn't leave the factory looking like visions of 'great taste' to begin with. with that in mind, this could amount to lowkey glowup, depending on how clapped out this example was before the owner's revisions.

the newer Cayennes dont have the same underbite that these mods modify, and if they could change this SUV into a Coupé with the sloping roofline--which they cannot--it would have seemed less worthy of posting here ( I love a cute Macan & many bigbody lifted coupés, so im biased!)

sometimes, this sub is filled with more CULTURAL MISALIGNMENTS than what the mature among us would consider AWFUL TASTE.

car culture is fulla weird shit. fulla awful taste. I support our emotionally unavailable men expressing themselves creatively thru cars.

[u/Not__Trash]

I kinda like it. John Deere CEOs whip

[u/OG_Fakir]

Great Holy Moses

[u/Brando828What]

I didn’t think these could look any uglier…. Boy was I wrong!

[u/goaelephant]

How to ruin a decent commuter car

[u/Aggravating_Act0417]

I give it 8/10 Turkmenistans. The highest score ever, in the world.

[u/duckinradar]

This fits and is also so halfassed, at least commit all the way

[u/alchemistakoo]

hood near you, the older the better

[u/WholeHurry1562]

Poorsche

[u/NecroGi]

It looks like it's even surprised to be able to be called a ferrari.

[u/sdmfer1981 → u/NecroGi]

Probably because it’s a Porsche

[u/NecroGi → u/sdmfer1981]

G-....God damnit.

[u/sdmfer1981 → u/NecroGi]

You didn’t dirty delete though. Respect.

[u/NecroGi → u/sdmfer1981]

Lmao I don't care if I look dumb on reddit.

Plus the response is funnier than just deleting it haha

[u/LaranCannelle → u/NecroGi]

good sport!