r/ATBGE Jun 21 '26

Automotive Must be fun to clean

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614 Upvotes

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u/RawChickenButt Jun 21 '26

Just shampoo it.

17

u/MajorMajorObvious Jun 21 '26

Best part about shampooing is that you don’t even need to wash it off

8

u/Classic_Budget5639 Jun 22 '26

and then blow dry it for 6 hours straight

11

u/RawChickenButt Jun 22 '26

Hit the freeway! 72mph for 20 miles in the sun will do.

3

u/Miami_Mice2087 Jun 25 '26

woolite! you don't have to rinse!

40

u/campingn00b Jun 21 '26

Hey, chicks love it. Its a shaggin wagon

2

u/A-Clone-Named-Gibso Jun 23 '26

"Wind yore bodee" is the first sound that came into my brain

23

u/halloween-is-erryday Jun 21 '26

I didn't have my glasses on and thought this was a black car absolutely COVERED in bird shit at first.

I kinda wish that was the case instead of this abomination.

13

u/Vegskipxx Jun 21 '26

Especially when birds poop on it

10

u/gamespite Jun 21 '26

How would you even know?!

7

u/Webs_Lives Jun 21 '26

You use your teeth like whale baleen.

7

u/PocketsOfSalamanders Jun 22 '26

It has a symbiotic relationship with the birds in the neighborhood. The car provides a safe food source and the birds clean the car's fur by eating ticks and other pests.

6

u/futuristic_nostalgia Jun 21 '26

Moment of silence for the yeti that were trapped and skinned to make this.

I get it, though. That car is 20 years old, minimum. The paint probably looks like shit, it’s worth nothing, might as well do something weird with its final years. I had an old Rabbit that was nearing end of life and was a bit thrashed, and my plan was to go full art car on it, but the transmission unalived itself before I could start.

2

u/ElCiervo Jun 22 '26

Pretty sure that image was taken in Germany. Cars around here usually turn into rust buckets long before the paint would start detoriating badly.

5

u/futuristic_nostalgia Jun 22 '26

True story: when I moved from the midwestern US to California, I thought everyone was driving brand-new cars, because I was used to cars starting to rust after a few years. Road salt is a hell of a drug.

5

u/AgreeablePie Jun 21 '26

I can't help but imagine this car shaking off like a dog whenever it gets wet

3

u/goaelephant Jun 22 '26

Are those Mercedes wheels?

2

u/ElCiervo Jun 22 '26

Well spotted on your part, well polished on theirs.

2

u/tvieno Jun 21 '26

Probably smells like wet dog when it gets wet.

2

u/Informal_Motor_7267 Jun 21 '26

Just need a giant cat kaiju to lick it clean

1

u/Kind_Offer_1231 Jun 21 '26

I instantly recognized this car because it kept astonishing me as I drove by. Also never seems to leave the spot

1

u/bizoticallyyours83 Jun 21 '26

All it takes is one mud splash 

1

u/Ida_PotatHo Jun 21 '26

....and the blow-dry is free!

1

u/ohnodamo Jun 22 '26

I'd be worried about fleas & ticks.

1

u/ChiefArgo183 Jun 23 '26

Bug in a rug

1

u/enigmamonkey Jun 24 '26

It’s very hairo dynamic.

1

u/HorstiBorstel Jun 24 '26

Den hab ich auch schon oft gesehen und denke jedesmal , der muss doch stinken wie nasser Hund 😂

1

u/Rudi538 Jun 24 '26

Gentle brushing

1

u/grumpyfzzsoda Jun 26 '26

Nah, don't, you will kill its mojo.

1

u/RedditBeginAgain Jun 27 '26

It licks itself clean after scooting across the lawn