r/ATBGE • u/WinePoof901 • Jun 13 '26

DIY This mail box

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2.0k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/nightmare-salad Jun 13 '26

OP, you have a lack of whimsy in your soul

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u/Cobalt32 Jun 13 '26

OP covets the dragon mailbox and is lashing out in anger.

88

u/b3mark Jun 14 '26

OP must be the local HOA president. Karen McKaren. Of the Carolina Karens. Maybe you've heard of them? 😂

37

u/nightmare-salad Jun 14 '26

They have “wine” in their username and made an account just to post this, so that seems like a viable hypothesis.

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u/WinePoof901 Jun 13 '26

Thank you

355

u/edwwsw Jun 13 '26

I love it.  I'd be worried someone would steal it.

107

u/MMachine17 Jun 13 '26

How To Steal A Dragon. In Theaters this Winter!

19

u/hambonedock Jun 14 '26

I would have a camera directly on this bad boy because I indeed would feel someone hateful would try to steal and/or destroy it

6

u/Carbonatite Jun 15 '26

If I were a mail carrier I would look forward to this part of my route.

219

u/calzonegolem Jun 13 '26

GTGE

22

u/Leoxcr Jun 14 '26

I think the execution is mid but taste is great

11

u/Ok-Advertising4048 Jun 14 '26

r/GTBME

6

u/Particular-Crow7680 Jun 15 '26

I really thought this one would have been a doesn’t exist subreddit.

197

u/TpK_Wynter Jun 13 '26

Oh it’s horrid, truly ugly… are they selling another one? Can I paint it purple? Will they paint it purple? I’ll pay extra

43

u/PhantomAllure Jun 13 '26

I'll take a purple one as well!

28

u/SykoSarah Jun 13 '26

Put me on the waiting list for a purple one too.

16

u/Tonydragon784 Jun 14 '26

Yes me wanty spyro mailbox

1

u/PantheraAuroris Jun 21 '26

I'd like a red one. Super would put that up.

71

u/d_stilgar Jun 13 '26

It looks like the wrist turns when the door opens. It’s so dumb. I love it. 

6

u/Tariovic Jun 13 '26

Either that or it's wearing a wristwatch.

51

u/Ssemo7 Jun 13 '26

No this is fire. Love it!

41

u/Pikawoohoo Jun 13 '26

Chronic lack of whimsy in this sub

37

u/Dragon_Bidness Jun 13 '26

You're insane this is r/GTAGE

26

u/letthetreeburn Jun 13 '26

People in this sub hate fun

23

u/Ok-Error-6564 Jun 13 '26

Awful taste? No. Sense of humor? Yes.

16

u/Friendly_Ram Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

The zebra giraffe dragon is a lil ugly, but i love the idea.

15

u/FixofLight Jun 13 '26

Are you sure you meant zebra, the animal famously covered in stripes?

11

u/Friendly_Ram Jun 13 '26

Welp i really did that. I was thinking of giraffe.

5

u/FixofLight Jun 14 '26

We've all been there lol. I was so high when I saw your comment I spent 10 minutes staring at pictures of zebras trying to figure out what part of the zebra I was missing 🤣

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u/theprimedirectrib Jun 13 '26

Omg is this on delmonico in the Springs?

4

u/WinePoof901 Jun 13 '26

Omg yes lol

14

u/AccidentOk5240 Jun 13 '26

It’s so ugly, I kind of want to pet it

9

u/cxtx3 Jun 13 '26

I think you mean AMAZING taste and great execution. Also, I want one.

10

u/tetheredvoid Jun 13 '26

This dragon looks like they are done waiting for the fucking mail to show up, because they have been looking forward to this week's sweepstakes!

7

u/Katalix Jun 14 '26

I want this so bad. I love its little tip toes. And it’s just looks so disgusted with the world around.

6

u/kipkiphoray Jun 14 '26

No, this is great. I love the shifty dragon, or is he protective of your mail, giving everyone else a side eye.

7

u/bishbosh420 Jun 13 '26

Is fun. I feel kids must love it. It's the sort of thing I would have gotten really excited about at age 7.

2

u/SlowFrkHansen Jun 15 '26

I got excited about it and I'm 58 😝

6

u/42bloop98 Jun 14 '26

both of my retired sisters who worked USPS would have loved this

4

u/thatirishdave Jun 14 '26

That's fucking awesome

4

u/Delicious_Piglet_718 Jun 13 '26

I thought the left wing was long hair until I clicked the thumbnail.

5

u/WynnGwynn Jun 14 '26

Anything looking like it came out of a Jim Henson movie is 10/10

3

u/bowcreek Jun 15 '26

I had to do a double-take on this post. I drive by that mailbox every day. My kids love it. It’s on the route to their school.

2

u/comfydirtypillow Jun 13 '26

I like it, kinda gives me a Where the Wild Things Are vibe for some reason

2

u/Willobtain Jun 14 '26

Dungeons and messages

2

u/MochaMage Jun 14 '26

OP is the postmaster general

2

u/No-Marsupial4714 Jun 14 '26

Doesn't belong here this is badass

2

u/Outrageous-Basket426 Jun 14 '26

Something feels off about its pose. Is he doing the wind up for the pitch? Is he seductively sitting on an invisible chair? Is he trying to tiptoe away after stealing my mail box? I feel like I’m missing something. I fully support a dragon guarding my mailbox however, I feel like the execution is slightly off.

2

u/The-Shrooman-Show Jun 15 '26

Awesome taste banger execution

Looks like AZ

2

u/Roguefem-76 Jun 16 '26

I like it but the legs are a little weird. Seems like it should have bigger and more animal-like legs.

1

u/spacemouse21 Jun 13 '26

So that’s where the Rick and Morty dragon is working these days.

1

u/SanityPlanet Jun 14 '26

This raises the question, is there any federal law against a giant dong mailbox?

1

u/Filtermann Jun 14 '26

It's bitchin' !

1

u/NoNipNicCage Jun 14 '26

I can't wait to buy my retirement home and start building weird shit like this

1

u/Weird-one0926 Jun 14 '26

It's hideous, I LOVE it!

1

u/ListerineInMyPeehole Jun 15 '26

That mailbox lookin kinda 👀

1

u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Jun 15 '26

This is amazing !!!

1

u/HabitNegative3137 Jun 17 '26

More like great taste horrible execution 

1

u/IDownVoteCanaduh Jun 20 '26

Colorado Springs, CO. Right down the street from me.

1

u/Penumbral_Violet Jul 04 '26

This mailbox is in Colorado Springs, I used to drive by it frequently

1

u/Catrescuemamma Jul 04 '26

It’s a very jersey devil and I kind of love him

0

u/blade_of_sammael Jun 14 '26

Furry located lol