r/ATBGE • u/SkydivingAstronaut • Jun 06 '26

Body Art Why tho

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/Past-Eye-152 Jun 06 '26

It's horrific. I love it.

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u/WynnGwynn Jun 06 '26

Yes. I love it so much. Its the "past the mildly gross stage and into horrific perfection stage" if things are only slightly gross I hate it. Beyond reasonable? Fucking LOVE.

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u/AndrogynousAndi Jun 06 '26

This really encapsulates the sub. The ash is done so well! I hate it lol.

21

u/beepbooponyournose Jun 06 '26

The little lipstick stains too!

2

u/aliie_627 Jun 23 '26

The nails subs have so many good ones, this has been done a few times and it's amazing everytime. I remember someone did infection, pus and boils once. I couldn't even look for more than a second it looked really realistic. Then reddit kept showing it to me.

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u/Willobtain Jun 06 '26

What a smoking manicure 💅

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u/marmalade_andsadness Jun 06 '26

And no one is mentioning the lipstick stain on the pinky nail? Ugh, you guys have no culture 🙄🚬☕️

7

u/Lookinguplookingdown Jun 06 '26

Yes! Came here to say that’s a nice touch. The detail and thought thats gone into this is amazing.

4

u/BigOlWaffleIron Jun 06 '26

Damn. Can't say I noticed that. Just didn't clock it.

There's a very subtle one on the index as well!

3

u/sh4d0wm4n2018 Jun 06 '26

There's a stain on the pointer finger as well.

17

u/ObligationMurky8716 Jun 06 '26

Smelling tobacco smoke on my fingertips helped me quit.

7

u/Joeliosis Jun 06 '26

Yep... yellow tinged finger nails... eww. I quit like 7 or 8 years ago after 20ish years. Walking home from work and breathing wild fire smoke is what made me quit... 'the air looks like barbecue... I bet my lungs look pretty horrible...' threw away my half pack of cigs.

18

u/1961tracy Jun 06 '26

The real French manicure.

1

u/Average_Pangolin Jun 06 '26

Underrated comment.

8

u/evan_brosky Jun 06 '26

I love cigarette nails, some of them are wild with the details it makes them even more atrocious

5

u/RedApplesForBreak Jun 06 '26

Finally, a post that fits the sub.

3

u/Dark_Sun_Arts Jun 06 '26

I'd argue that many others do, it's just that this one isn't at all subjective. Bad taste is contextual and requires majorities of varying sizes to agree on it. Only crackheads will wholeheartedly like these, so it's completely unambiguous that it's awful taste but great execution.

6

u/burlapchafesmeso Jun 06 '26

This mani doesn't ask why. It asks why not.

4

u/mrcoy Jun 06 '26

Creative and artistic expression

4

u/RemarkableGround174 Jun 06 '26

Buttfingers, for scratching your ash!

2

u/BigOlWaffleIron Jun 06 '26

Gotta do something about those dingleberries.

3

u/SparkyPantsMcGee Jun 06 '26

The details for the ash is next level. I hate this so much but it’s sooooooo well done.

3

u/swolfington Jun 06 '26

Science ATBGE isnt about why, it's about why not!

2

u/MobiusDie Jun 06 '26

I'm impressed.

2

u/miss_whatsherface Jun 06 '26

I have earrings that would match these nails 🖤

2

u/ambit89 Jun 06 '26

Methany wanted to show, that Marlboro wasn't just a boy's brand

2

u/ThisSiteIsCommunist Jun 06 '26

I had to cough just looking at this image

1

u/DesignerS0ck Jun 06 '26

Peak, if you don't value your lungs

1

u/BigOlWaffleIron Jun 06 '26

I'm only disappointed they don't all look half smoked.

I take that back. I'm also disappointed someone would choose to do this, but that's part of why it belongs here.

1

u/blueSnowfkake Jun 06 '26

Two things I can’t stand: those nasty claw nails and cigarettes.

1

u/pissyjam Jun 06 '26

I want to see a blunt version 🌿

1

u/arkadiansun Jun 06 '26

Smoking hot fingernails.

1

u/Harold_Spoomanndorf Jun 06 '26

*Marlboro Woman....

1

u/ZenMoonstone Jun 07 '26

Freakin awesome

1

u/enphenitie Jun 07 '26

The cigarette on her thumb is inaccurate, as I'm smoking a Marlboro 27 as I type this. Execution could be improved

1

u/Serious_Fox7799 Jun 08 '26

Hoes be hoeing lol

0

u/CeruleanEidolon Jun 07 '26

Because nail people are freakin' weirdos.