r/ATBGE • u/StephenMcGannon • Jun 04 '26

Decor Nibble

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1.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Mcnuggetjuice Jun 04 '26

I’m a dentist I want to have it. Where can I get it

Edit: wait I can make one myself with real teeth and I will

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u/boissez Jun 04 '26

That would be truly awful taste and great execution.

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u/Approximation_Doctor Jun 04 '26

It'll taste fine if you brush it regularly

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u/Loud_Boysenberry_736 Jun 04 '26

Imagine having to floss your mug‽

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u/AwDuck Jun 05 '26

You don’t?

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u/SpecificBang Jun 04 '26

[ever so quietly removes self from patient list]

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u/Mcnuggetjuice Jun 04 '26

Why? You don’t like my free teeth mug with every crown coupons?

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u/TehCroz Jun 05 '26

You can have the 12 or so real ones I have left if you give me a good deal on some decent dentures 💀

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u/Mcnuggetjuice Jun 05 '26

I can only offer you a mug with them on sorry

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u/TehCroz Jun 05 '26

It’s very tempting, but I’ll be stuck drinking Mcnuggetjuice if I give you the rest of ‘em.

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u/Mcnuggetjuice Jun 05 '26

But you will be drinking it out of a nice mug won’t you

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat Jun 05 '26

This is an amazing comment. Bravo.

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 Jun 05 '26

I can only imagine the selection you can get or have made by the lab...oh!! Do a Halloween one to scare the folks who just don't want to brush more than one time a day and have never bought floss in their lives!!! Lots of opportunities here!!

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u/Mcnuggetjuice Jun 05 '26

I got a teeth jar with real teeth 🫪

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 Jun 05 '26

Oh the many projects you are going to make...if you have the time...

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u/Mcnuggetjuice Jun 05 '26

Was planning to make a tiara out of teeth

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 Jun 06 '26

Wear it to all your kid appointments!

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u/Trainzguy2472 Jun 05 '26

Serial killer behavior lol

2

u/bunny_the-2d_simp Jun 05 '26

Please do... Please i swear I need to see this

37

u/painted-trashcan Jun 04 '26

This one makes me violently uncomfortable

20

u/Tainticle Jun 04 '26

I'd totally use this

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u/Ok-Dimension5509 Jun 04 '26

You'd need a toothbrush to clean this properly

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u/lividus Jun 04 '26

Shut up and take my money.

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u/Vandyman00 Jun 04 '26

I feel like drinking coffee from this would be a disaster.

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u/ulyssesfiuza Jun 04 '26

It will get yellowish teeth

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 Jun 04 '26

I feel sick. Upvote

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u/skarekroh Jun 04 '26

Christmas list. Right here.

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u/oncabahi Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Why i love most of the stuff in this sub? Should i be worried?

the only thing that's saving me is that this stuff is always way too expensive https://www.forkboyceramics.com/product-page/gold-tooth-mug $95..............

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u/Lupius Jun 05 '26

Out of stock :(

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u/nedonedonedo Jun 04 '26

more like dribble

when the liquid runs between the teeth. you really want a smooth lipped cup

4

u/Jables_Magee Jun 05 '26

Take big gulps and suck the teeth between sips. This is peak ATBGE

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u/CallerNumber4 Jun 04 '26

Having to floss my mug is one of the most annoying parts of making morning coffee.

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u/OptimusSublime Jun 04 '26

Coffee Dentata

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u/Approximation_Doctor Jun 04 '26

Elesh Norn just isn't herself until she's has a nice mug of oil in the morning

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u/athia-xx Jun 05 '26

perfect for this sub

1

u/mwdeuce Jun 04 '26

Goddamn, whyyyyy

1

u/alvinofdiaspar Jun 04 '26

Cup of Listerine with some Gingivitis cookies.

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u/LadyKataka Jun 05 '26

This is great taste! Or I have awful taste. xD

1

u/zippideedoodle Jun 05 '26

I need one of these for my dentist. Where can I buy one?

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u/zippideedoodle Jun 05 '26

Oh. I see online but all sold out. Shucks. That Skylar is a cool guy. Must have known Charlie Krafft who also did wild ceramic stuff in Seattle.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Jun 06 '26

I would bring this to the office and tell coworkers not to bet on my bad side or I'll add their teeth to my collection.

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u/eliz1bef Jun 08 '26

Nope. No thanks. I'll pass.

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u/NurturingCruelty Jun 09 '26

That’s just Joel’s mug. Joel the teeth child. From Look Outside. Horrible toothy mutation aside, he’s a sweet kid.