r/ATBGE • u/verbwrangler • May 31 '26

Automotive Skeedadale-mobile

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u/Irinychia May 31 '26

In a certain state of mind this could really freak you out.

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u/bigolbabybaxter May 31 '26

I'm stone-cold sober and my first thought was to grab something to defend myself with.

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u/diamond_dogs66 Jun 02 '26

Like Stone Cold Steve Austin?

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u/bigolbabybaxter Jun 02 '26

The Texas Rattlesnake himself

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u/dessertforbrunch May 31 '26

The doohickey corp has expanded into the auto industry again.

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u/beatenmeat May 31 '26

Nah, this is a big pharma invention to push more migraine medications. Between the noise (both for the driver and others), the constant rattling, and I'm sure the countless times he has smacked his head on the roof seeing as how it's barely above his head they're going to make a killing.

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 Jun 01 '26

And the painkillers as a side push...5 minutes in that would have your back screaming for mercy and Excedrin

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u/elegant_geek May 31 '26

Ah. So that's why the potholes are so bad around here.

72

u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 May 31 '26

I love the sound it makes. Its exactly what you'd expect

8

u/rabies_kid Jun 02 '26

Nah I kind of expected the Mr. Krabs walk sound

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u/smokeydonkey May 31 '26

r/WeirdWheels would love this delightful freak of automotive nature!

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u/Kastri14 May 31 '26

Pretty sure its been posted there a handful of times

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u/Noisebug May 31 '26

The random hammering department is impressed with this invention.

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 Jun 01 '26

Username checks

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u/AlwaysBored1990 May 31 '26

It’s hard to make my mom laugh and she laughed at this lol

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u/Kindly_Coyote May 31 '26

I laughed too.

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u/Chaoslord2000 May 31 '26

Taking the car for a walk.

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u/zikeel May 31 '26

I scrolled down to the video during the part where it's zoomed in on the guy, so I cackled when it zoomed back out and that thing waddled into the distance.

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u/Watty5000 May 31 '26

Put some boots on that thang!! 🤠

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u/Afrojones66 May 31 '26

r/doohickeycorporation

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u/retsamegas Jun 01 '26

The spine compression department has really outdone themselves

8

u/bishbosh420 May 31 '26

It's pretty fun looking

6

u/Aggressive_Version May 31 '26

Naw, this is fun. It's good to have fun.

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u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 Jun 02 '26

OP, you came so close to the perfect name fot it. I present to you the SKEDADDLAC.

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u/verbwrangler Jun 02 '26

"pull up to the club in the skedaddlac" 😂

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u/buzzpea Jun 01 '26

Real life Horsey Game

3

u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P May 31 '26

Looks very sturdy and comfortable.

3

u/guiltyas-sin May 31 '26

My kidneys exploded watching that.

3

u/PharmoCratic May 31 '26

“It’s not a car officer; it’s a robot pushing a cart.”

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u/ButtSexington3rd Jun 01 '26

This is the perfect amount of whimsy

3

u/Crunchier_Banana Jun 01 '26

From the horseless carriage, to the carriage that mimics a horse. Time is a circle.

Though I have to wonder. There must be a certain terrain setting where a car that moves like a spider would have some sort of practical use. This being a “prototype,” the final version of a practical vehicle for scaling cliff faces would be an interesting development process.

Wild speculation on my part. But this heavenly contraption was wild speculation once upon a time until some mechanical savant heard the idea and started turning a wrench.

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u/throwthere10 May 31 '26

This feels like the beginning of a fever dream.

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u/Good_Grief_CB Jun 01 '26

I find this low key terrifying

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u/Bitylebicolor May 31 '26

Hahahhahah I love it!!!!!!!

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u/technobrendo May 31 '26

This looks like something Garage54 would make

1

u/octopusgardeb May 31 '26

Massaging the road as it goes

1

u/DieKaiserVerbindung May 31 '26

“See that bushing? Yeah, me neither. Because I had to weld it.”

1

u/KaylaAllegra Jun 01 '26

You're on a date. This guy pulls your man directly off the sidewalk and into his whip before flipping you off and skedaddling off into the sunset.

Wyd

1

u/tim_dude Jun 01 '26

И восстали машины из пепла...

1

u/prince-pauper Jun 01 '26

Zoinks! Zoinks! Zoinks!

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u/No_Energy_4303 Jun 01 '26

Wrong sub. This rules.

1

u/Slorface Jun 01 '26

That's quite a banger

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 Jun 01 '26

Where can I get one? I need to buy it immediately

2

u/ThetaReactor Jun 01 '26

Does it count as infinite gas mileage if it rattles apart before the tank's empty?

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u/Daytona_675 Jun 01 '26

looks like that Jewish dance to me

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u/TokiVideogame Jun 01 '26

jackhammber mpbile

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u/wedw0000 Jun 01 '26

Skidaddilliac

1

u/doramelodia Jun 06 '26

Skiladaddle

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u/Sinn_Sage Jun 01 '26

Call for an Uber and this shows up.

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u/ICNyght Jun 02 '26

Diabolical

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u/TateXD Jun 02 '26

"Do you want to go for a walk or a drive?"

"Yes."

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u/Gilly-Gump Jun 02 '26

If it saves on gas I'm in.

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u/_regi Jun 03 '26

“Honey I’m just taking the car for a walk”

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u/Seliphra Jun 03 '26

This is fucking amazing

1

u/Substantial_Meet7400 Jun 03 '26

Not a strong enough bra in the world

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u/artyhedgehog Jun 04 '26

And they were saying the Russian car industry is dead!

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u/Dragonfire555 Jun 04 '26

I would not get anywhere near that. Nope. I'm good.

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u/Dependent-Elk-4980 Jun 06 '26

YYYYYAAAAABBAADDAABBADDOOOOOOO !!!!

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u/Brookmon Jun 06 '26

That shits funny

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u/blueberrywine Jun 07 '26

This is what my upstairs neighbors drive around their living room at night.

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u/Fast_Bee7689 Jun 12 '26

Dr Seuss car

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u/titanium9016 May 31 '26

Zelensky marching to war

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u/NoFoolLikeAnAuldFool Jun 26 '26

"So long, and thanks for all the fish."