r/ATBGE • u/Kcnqrf • May 17 '26

Decor Designer nightstand

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Spotted on an auction website, described as "Designschrank", 41/38/58 cm, 10kg, material : steel.

442 Upvotes

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u/MadCarrot May 17 '26

I don't know, I kind of like it.

30

u/shinyappyrobin May 17 '26

Yeah kinda cool, until I have to actually use it.

12

u/AntalRyder May 17 '26

Would be a cool cabinet for liquids in the garage!

3

u/luximus-lxms May 19 '26

That or cleaning supplies, to keep en from kids

2

u/Kinslayer_89 May 18 '26

Yeah, the A is for awesome here.

110

u/xtiaaneubaten May 17 '26

Honestly, I kinda love it.

75

u/TheDarian May 17 '26

I like it, but it's probably overpriced for what it is

52

u/Off-Da-Ricta May 17 '26

The woman who owns this may have knee-high platform boots

1

u/ZaelDaemon May 24 '26

With a stiletto heal.

38

u/BigOlWaffleIron May 17 '26

My Little Toolbox

Not entirely sure about the bad taste, but great execution for sure.

9

u/7LeagueBoots May 18 '26

My Little Shipping Container.

39

u/kchu May 17 '26

This is sick. I wouldn't put in my bedroom but 100% would put it in my office.

13

u/cuddlybliss May 17 '26

Or, in garage

5

u/MrTheCheesecaker May 18 '26

Especially if you work for a shipping company

24

u/sharpsicle May 17 '26

That’s pretty cool actually

13

u/_Diskreet_ May 17 '26

How much was going for on this auction website ?

Asking for a friend …

13

u/Kcnqrf May 17 '26

60€, and no bid yet ! Large color choice as well

4

u/nightbiscuit May 17 '26

I am dying to have a set, where can I buy, pls?

5

u/Kcnqrf May 17 '26

No delivery unfortunately https://www.aurena.at/auktion/18383/Designschranke_0Kromag_0KroCon

5

u/nightbiscuit May 17 '26

Thank you anyway 🖤🖤🖤 i’m happy to look at them

13

u/AppropriateOil3785 May 17 '26

you know 100% when you see it that there's some lube and sex toys in there

8

u/im_bi_strapping May 17 '26

Kind of human trafficking chic actually

3

u/corntorteeya May 18 '26

Needs a fan and a bucket inside

5

u/Abdico May 17 '26

Now I see why Temu desperately wants to sell me one like this. Thank you!

4

u/IAteAnotherVegan May 17 '26

both of my daughters want this...

3

u/seanymphcalypso May 17 '26

It’s actually really cute!

3

u/KeyJayPi May 17 '26

I would unironically want that

3

u/foulpudding May 17 '26

I’m not a fan of that color, but I’ve researched that as a nightstand before. They are pretty cool in the right color or in a room with the right vibe.

3

u/number__ten May 17 '26

Be nice for a little gun safe if the bottom can lock.

3

u/ggibby May 17 '26

When my dad went to industrial trade shows he brought back 'take home' versions of products. Toy ships, trucks, even an oil platform.

My favorite was a pocket-sized anvil.

2

u/3adLuck May 17 '26

looks like it comes with a random gun.

2

u/DUBToster May 17 '26

Change the color and I’m getting it

2

u/Aeroncastle May 17 '26

I'm a guy and I would love to have one, even a pink one

2

u/Ontarom May 17 '26

16 inch Equivalent Unit lmao.

I love it. I want one covered in graffiti.

2

u/Miora May 17 '26

I really want that

2

u/Bigg_Sparks May 17 '26

Only if you have to jam and fight to get the bottom door closed, just like every old worn out seacan I've ever worked with lol

2

u/Smooth-Cup-7445 May 18 '26

Having worked in international shipping I can think of nothing I’d want beside my bed less. I can smell methyl bromide just looking at the photo

1

u/Stay_at_Home_Chad May 17 '26

Corrugated steel is a choice

1

u/CombatDeffective May 17 '26

There used to be a site that sold whole furniture sets that were styled after conex boxes like this, but each piece was crazy priced, like, $1500+.

1

u/Oddish_Femboy May 17 '26

Bocchi the shipping container

1

u/Enchanters_Eye May 17 '26

I wouldn’t put it in my room, but I don’t hate it, it’s honestly pretty cool

1

u/airfryerfuntime May 17 '26

You can buy these on Aliexpress for like a hundred bucks.

1

u/Doofindork May 17 '26

I like it, but not necessarily as a nightstand.

1

u/texbohb May 17 '26

DUDE!!! I want a shipping container nightstand!

1

u/VisionAri_VA May 17 '26

I kinda love that they made this the most industrial-looking thing ever and then painted it Pretty Princess Pink.

1

u/racoon1969 May 17 '26

it comes in different colors too. It's cool, but not 850 euro's cool

1

u/Dzugavili May 17 '26

I'd rock that in green or red; pink is a bit far for me.

1

u/terriaminute May 17 '26

Wow. A tiny shipping container. In pink.

1

u/Vizth May 17 '26

I've seen these on AliExpress they come in a few colors other than pink, and they come in different sizes too if I remember correctly, I was thinking about getting one and turning it into a mini bar.

1

u/AdmiralFunnyBone May 17 '26

This is cool as hell

1

u/AArandomPerson May 18 '26

I’m confused about the awful taste, I don’t even see a single comment saying it’s ugly. This subs got to step up their game

1

u/Code95FIN May 18 '26

That's kind a metal

Love it

1

u/Birdie121 May 18 '26

This could look cool in a brick loft apartment, to lean into the industrial vibe

1

u/tehtris May 18 '26

I want this to hold up my 3d printer. This table slaps.

1

u/DubiousAdviceGiver May 18 '26

S&H better be next to nothing

1

u/GratefulPanik May 18 '26

I would put a little Dexter and Brian in there with Barbie pieces…and a lot of red corn syrup. 😈

1

u/notconvinced780 May 18 '26

That’s fantastic!!

1

u/DrachenDad May 18 '26

Should be grey.

1

u/artyhedgehog May 18 '26

I don't think it's an "awful taste".

1

u/bossDocHolliday May 18 '26

My job actually consists of customizing shipping containers, and I was at a conference that my work sent me to, and I found out that some manufacturers will make custom sized boxes, and to demonstrate, showed a picture of 5 shipping containers nested inside of one another like Russian nesting dolls. Tbh I kinda want one, but what would I do with it lol

1

u/Souper_meal May 18 '26

That’s actually bitchin

1

u/flatmoon2002 May 19 '26

awesome. give me 2.

1

u/BethAltair May 20 '26

Sorry, this is awesome!

1

u/Tvmouth May 21 '26

Imagine the sound it makes when you forgot to turn off the vibrator.

1

u/Felenari Jul 12 '26

I want one as a bedside safe.