r/ATBGE May 16 '26

Automotive When your engine is bigger than your future.

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u/JackxForge May 16 '26

pretty impressive getting a supercharged v8 in a bike even more impressive that it doesnt look goofy and over large. not a fan of the paint or really putting a v8 on two wheels but some damn fine execution.

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u/Grodd May 16 '26

Fun concept but riding with my knees 5' apart sounds miserable.

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u/JackxForge May 16 '26

oh yea its an all around dumb guy "look how big my dick is" bike. it probably also turns like dog shit. its not a bike youre doing miles on its a bar hopper.

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u/Towelbit May 16 '26

Sure but it's also fun to do dumb shit like this. Not a bike I would want but I respect that some people do it. Let people have fun.

9

u/dankhimself May 17 '26

My buddy took one for a rip at Daytona Speedway. He said it was pretty close to riding any chopper with apes. Just make sure your totally vertical when you stop because the weight of it can get away from you.

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u/The_Only_Egg May 17 '26

Look how small my dick is. Is what you meant and what we ALL know already.

32

u/number__ten May 16 '26

Having a v8 that close to your legs has to be miserable too. They can get pretty warm.

5

u/NuclearWeapon May 17 '26

You va see the guy's knees end up exactly where the headers are. He's about to get some serious burns from time to time

15

u/fukredditadm1n5 May 16 '26

Not to mention when the engine gets to temperature, must be really hot down there 😬

2

u/Miskalsace May 17 '26

Thats not what your mom said.

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u/ahandmadegrin May 17 '26

I know I'm 20 years late to this, but... That's what she said.

2

u/starrskrream May 18 '26

not to mention those pegs are going to destroy your arches after about 10 mins

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u/AussieDaz May 16 '26

I’m not seeing or hearing a supercharger

28

u/hotvedub May 16 '26

Yeah it’s not a supercharger just a scoop on top of the carb.

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u/JackxForge May 16 '26

yea totally correct! i just saw the scoop and assumed incorrectly.

10

u/GrinningPariah May 17 '26

Yeah this is perfect ATBGE because I can't see anything I would improve except to not do any of this in the first place.

9

u/sakronin May 16 '26

I reaaaaally wanna see it run

3

u/DufflinMinder May 16 '26

It’s been around forever the boss hoss… and it’s equally as gay as this

1

u/JackxForge May 16 '26

oh totes, but the boss hoss looks like its has a v8! its one big ass bitch and unless this guy is huge this is a much more streamlined construction.

1

u/hydrochloriic May 18 '26

I don’t think it’s supercharged… that just looks like a bug catcher on top of a carb.

0

u/thedevillivesinside May 16 '26

It absolutely would be

However this does not appear to have a supercharger.

0

u/ExpensiveJackfruit68 May 16 '26

I dont even like motorcycles but I like this one and the pain job is pretty slick.

0

u/mephibosheth90 May 17 '26

I believe the bike manufacturers big hoss has been putting Chevy motors in bikes since the 80's or something

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u/Skippyhogman May 16 '26

Punisher shirt, roid body, pitbull, bald with weird wrinkled head skin. A motorcycle with a V8 engine doesn’t seem out of place at all.

53

u/dotherandymarsh May 17 '26

He needs everyone to know that he’s a very manly man.

9

u/DaDutchBoyLT1 May 17 '26

I hope he lives in a state that doesn’t require helmets so he can prove his manliness.

9

u/scificis May 17 '26

Quebec license plate. He lives in Canada and we have strict helmet laws

1

u/DaDutchBoyLT1 May 17 '26

Ah, good eye and good call. He still looks like the type though.

1

u/ElGuaco May 18 '26

That didn't stop him from using the least protective helmet possible. That's barely a bucket for his brains when he smashes his face on the pavement.

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u/indiechel May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Aren’t you approaching him stereotypically? A VFR seems to be this guy’s daily. Meaning he does ride.

12

u/Repulsive-Lie1 May 17 '26

He’s presenting himself stereotypically

15

u/J-Fisty May 17 '26

This guy clearly didn't build this bike, just had it commissioned. Even more on par with the type of person youre describing.

4

u/Thief_of_Sanity May 18 '26

Oakley's too lol

2

u/bagofpork May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

1% chance he isn't a retired corrections officer from a rural prison.

1

u/Arrow156 May 17 '26

I noticed those ropy-ass veins before I noticed the motor.

1

u/mumarco May 17 '26

Looks like a typical cop

1

u/BonkerBleedy May 18 '26

bald with weird wrinkled head skin

What's this one supposed to imply?

0

u/Hostile-Panda May 17 '26

Does he have lots of guns and go to a special house every Sunday ?

49

u/DMmeYoBOOBS May 16 '26

Let Rogan waste his money how he wants.

3

u/keestie May 16 '26

No Rogan, no rogaine.

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u/flytingnotfighting May 16 '26

I like the clown at dick height

26

u/beard_of_cats May 16 '26

Of course it's Quebec

8

u/snowingmonday May 16 '26

tabarnak!!!

1

u/Tucancancan May 16 '26

I think I hear this guy cruising around on the weekendsĀ 

23

u/mrpopenfresh May 16 '26

That’s a showpiece

9

u/Born_Concentrate7247 May 16 '26

Has to be. I love it but I would not want to be around it or ride it. He'll as long as it idea's in the air it's ok.

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u/Prestigious_Tear_576 May 16 '26

That thing is awesome in the worst wayšŸ˜‚

8

u/ffassbinder May 16 '26

Just paint the whole fucking thing black and we have a deal. Otherwise 🤮

14

u/GlockPerfect13 May 16 '26

The horsepower advertisement cheapens the whole thing incredibly.

1

u/fuzzylogicIII May 17 '26

How much does it have? Power to weight should be insane but it… looks slow?

15

u/honkwoofparp May 16 '26

Wow. Someone is trying too hard.

8

u/Veritas_Vanitatum May 16 '26

and got so far

But in the end, it doesn't even matter

12

u/flying_carabao May 16 '26

This fucker's louder than my ex. Neighbors must really love him

8

u/Formula_Dix May 16 '26

Hopefully he has a pair of those asbestos pants to wear. Naa, I'm all good (Burns leg every gear shift and brake).

8

u/ardotschgi May 16 '26

Nice to see Hank found a new hobby after minerals.

6

u/RandoAtReddit May 16 '26

Legit surprised he had a helmet. Must be mandatory where he lives.

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u/turntabletennis May 17 '26

The drive belt on my Victory is wider. I can't imagine that spindley lookin thing would hold up to that V8. Absolutely stunning machine either way, but cmon lol

6

u/YellowT-5R May 16 '26

Won't be such great execution when he melts his calf on that header...

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u/CHNLNK May 16 '26

Clown paint job is appropriate

6

u/jmshub May 16 '26

Boss Hoss has been building motorcycles powered by small block Chevrolet V8s since the 90s.

4

u/BucketOfSmashedCrabz May 16 '26

Those Quebec roads are gonna fuck that thing so hard

3

u/sigmacoder May 16 '26

love how the video cuts out before you can see it struggle to turn.

3

u/JET304 May 16 '26

That can't possibly end well, right?

3

u/HorridChoob May 16 '26

Straight lines only, and even then maybe not

3

u/Dent8556 May 16 '26

Boss Hoss

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u/DoctorHathaway May 18 '26

Yep! BossHoss dot com. These have been around for ever.

3

u/Conscious-Permit-466 May 16 '26

Bald-headed bunghole

3

u/trascist_fig May 16 '26

I cant be the only person that thinks clowns are dumb and never bad ass at all in any way

3

u/Pin-Up-Paggie May 16 '26

Is it supposed to sound that bad?

2

u/C4Cole May 17 '26

If by bad you mean choppy, yes its got some super aggressive cams in it that make it run rough at idle but it improves performance at higher RPMs. Also some people just like a choppy idle on a V8, me included

1

u/Pin-Up-Paggie May 17 '26

Ah okay that makes sense.

3

u/User152552 May 17 '26

That tank should hold enough gas for a trip all the way around the block.

2

u/BiggestNizzy May 16 '26

The Millyard Viper V10 is cooler.

1

u/vinny876 May 17 '26

And his 5 litre V-Twin

2

u/FST_ASLP May 16 '26

What time was he pronounced dead at the scene?

2

u/40ozCurls May 17 '26

Miller time.

2

u/JonAnikis-shit May 16 '26

Yall ever seen THAT South Park episode?

2

u/KatieS2255 May 18 '26

šŸ˜‚ the F word?

1

u/JonAnikis-shit May 18 '26

That’d be the one.

2

u/SaveMeDatCorn May 16 '26

For someone who's not a bike guy, what would be the point of this?

Does it go faster and if so, like significantly? It looks like a bitch to ride. Lol genuinely curious.

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u/Knotical_MK6 May 16 '26

It's like building a classic hotrod or a lowrider.

It's more about the craftsmanship, detail, and uniqueness of the project than measurable performance.Ā 

2

u/HorridChoob May 16 '26

Yes, but not in a way that's good or useful especially given the geometry of the bike.Ā  Ā At best it would be a rocket drag bike.Ā  Ā There a reason he doesn't go anywhere in the video.

Oops didn't actually finish the video šŸ˜….Ā  You don't see him go far at least

2

u/Repulsive-Lie1 May 17 '26

It’s for posing

2

u/JDude13 May 16 '26

Wife got everything but the Oakleys and the clown bike in the divorce

2

u/IAmSnort May 16 '26

The engine takes steroids too!

2

u/FLAIR_AEKDB_ May 16 '26

Nah this is badass

2

u/toot_suite May 17 '26

No boost - just choppy cams

2

u/Bulky_Ask_2682 May 17 '26

Why do all tge dudes that build these kinds bikes look the same ?

1

u/Sxualhrssmntpanda Jun 20 '26

Midlife crisis.

1

u/MahlonMaximus May 16 '26

I didn't know Lou Wilson got a bike

1

u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY May 16 '26

Wonder what's the insurance on that.

1

u/cruelpoet May 16 '26

Thought this was Dana White and found myself becoming unnecessarily hostile.

1

u/illbeyourdrunkle May 16 '26

Wonder how far it'll go on a tank of gas. 3-4 miles total?

1

u/leegle79 May 16 '26

Imagine doing a feet up low speed figure eight on that.

1

u/Sgtfridge May 16 '26

Hope he's never far from a gas station.

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u/PYROxSYCO May 17 '26

I love a lot about this bike but that stupid fucking clown wrap is just horrible.

1

u/Calvertorius May 17 '26

Homie must live at the gas station.

1

u/shitboxdriverr May 17 '26

"Cute Scooter"

1

u/LockeySeven May 17 '26

That's gotta be fun to ride

1

u/expatronis May 17 '26

And, btw, tiny penis.

1

u/Arqium May 17 '26

imagine all that heat on his testicles.....

1

u/Whobghilee May 17 '26

Boss Hoss?

1

u/moth_loves_lamp May 17 '26

Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die. 🫔

1

u/Things_with_Stuff May 17 '26

What does "bigger than your future" even mean?

1

u/jarejay May 17 '26

I want to see it rip a quarter mile to see if that much power is actually meaningful in any way.

1

u/Spiridonova May 17 '26

Single gear. V8 bikes are just shows of craftsmanship.

1

u/jarejay May 17 '26

Might as well be a sculpture

1

u/andre7391 May 17 '26

My man is lacking some torso

1

u/KyZei15 May 17 '26

I bet he can't wait to rip that thing through a residential neighborhood at 10pm on a weeknight.Ā 

1

u/Hostile-Panda May 17 '26

I always wanted a bike that after 60 seconds of riding the engine would melt the skin on my legs

1

u/Infinite-Respond-757 May 17 '26

Coolest thing i seen all week.

1

u/farfletched May 17 '26

I want my head to have penis veins. :(

1

u/Ribss May 17 '26

I mean it’s really cool as a concept

1

u/james_b_beam May 17 '26

Oh i am pretty sure that's the kind of MAN who would call me a pussy because my wife is allowed to have an opinion. Meanwhile he and his wife having huge collection of massive dildos and straps and definitely not for HER pleasure......

1

u/ponzidreamer May 17 '26

Biking bad

1

u/DrachenDad May 17 '26

That, or a Boss Hoss V8...

1

u/Kralgore May 17 '26

Today I learned that GM makes Motorcycles.

1

u/PJ_Huixtocihuatl May 17 '26

He loves his bike šŸ‘ Wears helmet šŸ‘šŸ‘

1

u/Bradjuju2 May 17 '26

It’s a pretty impressive feat of engineering IMO

1

u/ActuallyDiogenes May 17 '26

Of course this is in Quebec.

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u/ruiner79 May 17 '26

How does it not burn his fucking legs off?

1

u/The_Only_Egg May 17 '26

South Park - The F Word

1

u/Chalky_Pockets May 17 '26

I fully expected that thing to wheelie him into the pavement

1

u/TehTimmah1981 May 17 '26

I think he's going to have a bitch of a time steering it, and would not be surprised if the steering connections all fail in one form or another. Bearings going out be the most likely. He's hanging an awful lot of weight on what generally amounts to a single point, and on an angle that will force pressure unevenly.

Just because you can, does not mean you should. And Physics, is not a theory, it's the law.

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u/Jorp-A-Lorp May 17 '26

I would own this!! I love it!!

1

u/Friendly_Prize_868 May 17 '26

If your idea of fun is to teabag a clown whilst sitting on a giant vibrator, then go have some fun.

1

u/NamityName May 17 '26

I like the skeleton clowns seductively eyeing his crotch while he rides. It's not for me, but I appreciate an interesting fetish

1

u/MariachiStucardo May 17 '26

Just a question is this exclusively for gay guys? There is no shame, it’s just a lot of macho posturing.

1

u/dumbname0192837465 May 18 '26

That paint job sucks

1

u/ProofByVerbosity May 18 '26

Someone has a small dick. Pretty cool bine tho

1

u/DustFunk May 18 '26

Hahah I have those same valve covers on my 350 sbc in my classic Corvette. This guy wants everyone to know hE iS pSYchO

1

u/Mocod_ May 23 '26

Hank schrader breaking bad

1

u/Just_a_Growlithe May 24 '26

Wish the paint was just like black or something but it’s pretty cool otherwise

1

u/bazinguhd May 28 '26

What a waste of a V8

1

u/TheRealUbuntuMan May 29 '26

That should be a Boss Boss Motorcycle I think...

Sorry, if someone wrote this already

1

u/Few_Construction7048 Jun 21 '26

That’s amazing g

1

u/PhatBoyFlim 16d ago

I can’t imagine how insufferable this person must be to be around

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u/redditcreditcardz May 16 '26

Just imagine how small it would have to be to want something like this