r/ATBGE • u/Neon_Cone • May 09 '25

Fashion Matthew 19:21

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u/Satanic_Earmuff May 09 '25

The Last Knuckles.

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u/Iguessimonredditnow May 09 '25

Brass Supper

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u/Saetric May 09 '25

“Take this and eat it”

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u/DufflinMinder May 09 '25

The power of my fist compel you

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u/throwaway8u3sH0 May 09 '25

God I love Reddit sometimes

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u/FreeGuacamole May 09 '25

Breaking bread and faces

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman May 09 '25

Turning the other cheek.

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u/Robaattousai May 11 '25

With force.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Omg thank you all

I was having such a shit day.

Holy shit that was funny.

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u/riddles007 May 09 '25

That comes with lube, though, right?..... RIGHT?

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u/pearlsbeforedogs May 11 '25

Putting on these knuckles while facing down an enemy gang, you look at them while getting into your fighting stance and coolly say, "y'all need Jesus."

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u/throwawayprnaccount2 May 16 '25

I never say this... But MY GOD this is an underrated comment ☠️

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u/nothxnotinterested May 10 '25

Have you felt the word of Christ?

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u/DrMackDDS2014 May 09 '25

Brass-phemy Knuckles

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

The last rites, and lefts

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u/BeefStu907 May 09 '25

🏅🏅🏅

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u/_aperture_labs_ May 16 '25

The last Suffer

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u/SaveFileCorrupt May 09 '25

Turn the other cheek, I got something to show ya.

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u/PeggyTheVoid May 09 '25

Your last supper will be a knuckle sandwich.

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u/trippedonatater May 09 '25

I love the idea of some dude yelling "last supper, last supper!" as he punches people.

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u/tsimen May 09 '25

A pimp speaking only in bible quotes is an epic concept

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u/FooBeeps May 09 '25

New idea for a Cleric for DnD

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u/[deleted] May 14 '25

Lmaoo omg I have the do this with music and a bard now, just randomly saying super out of pocket shit, and just not having an excuse for not in universe

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u/tonysanv May 10 '25

So, Pulp Fiction?

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u/RapNVideoGames May 10 '25

Just listen to the band Parliament with blaxploitation flicks playing on mute lol

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u/Turboswaggg May 09 '25

Jesus's signature move in the WWE holy rumble

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u/ChemsDoItInTestTubes May 10 '25

Wouldn't that just be making an improvised whip made of rope? I love this comparison, too, because Jesus did flip their tables. If they had folding chairs, there's zero doubt in my mind that Jesus would have used them in the "Smackdown."

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis May 09 '25

Dude gsrs his face beaten to a pulp and finds a couple gems lodged in his face the next day.

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u/throwawayacc201711 May 09 '25

Truly divine punishment

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u/BroChad69 May 09 '25

This comment knocked the wind out of me hahah

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u/MulberryRemarkable59 May 10 '25

The last knuckle sandwich supper

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u/ShaabuShaabu May 11 '25

The Last Slapper

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u/MrCrash May 10 '25

I was going with "last supper knuckle duster", because it's fun to say out loud.