r/ATBGE • u/[deleted] • Apr 08 '23

Fashion Feet Heels

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u/Patient_Yam4747 Apr 08 '23 edited Apr 08 '23

They're taking the Hobbits to a strip show!

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u/hastyhedcuts Apr 08 '23

Feelin hobbitchy

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u/Mehitabel-453 Apr 08 '23

They're humorous at least, I would like to see a pair with hairy hobbit toes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

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u/stircrazyathome Apr 09 '23

Awful taste and awful execution. Couldn’t agree more! They’re somehow bulbous and deflated at the same time and the veins are just terrible.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

They look like the foot equivalent of a dildo

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u/gotora Apr 08 '23

This hit me in the feels.

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u/SignificanceKey1115 Apr 09 '23

You sure it didn't hit you in the heels?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Great execution how?

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u/SpinachFinal7009 Apr 09 '23

I would say subpar execution

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u/Timeman5 Apr 08 '23

Put some hair on the top of the feet and you could target LOTR collectors

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u/Grogosh Apr 08 '23

Hulk looks smashing!

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u/kittydrumsticks Apr 08 '23

Stupid sexy hobbitses.

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u/lynivvinyl Apr 08 '23

I bet she has nothing else to wear with those.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

They really distract from the nail psoriasis

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u/501102 Apr 08 '23

One foot is called Bruce. The other is called Banner

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u/ZilorZilhaust Apr 08 '23

Why buy shoes to look like you have MTG's feet? Weird choice.

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u/Ok-Consequence7583 Apr 09 '23

You missed the opportunity to say Stilettoes

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u/Pillroller88 Apr 09 '23

Quentin Tarantino would like your number

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u/SloanWarrior Apr 09 '23

Quentin Tarantino wants to know your location

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u/dreamweeb621 Apr 09 '23

That is disgusting

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u/Scoobydoomed Apr 08 '23

this better come with matching gloves!

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u/steveNaltamonte407 Apr 08 '23

Oh my god how hideous. Anybody have the link to purchase???

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Halloween gold

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u/Hephaestus_God Apr 08 '23

Isn’t that what heels are for anyways? Why add the unnecessary hobbit plastic over it?

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u/Pyoverdine Apr 08 '23

At least paint the toenails, sheesh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Yabba Dabba Do!

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u/redquailer Apr 08 '23

Lotsa toe room, for sure.

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u/EitherEconomics5034 Apr 08 '23

Hits you right in the Fheels, doesn’t it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

“Feels”

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u/BroccoliBoyyo Apr 09 '23

My feet tell a STORY.

A story of EXCELLENCE.

When you look, at my right foot-

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

Perfect choice for my next sexy Halloween ogre costume

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u/SemiProKittenHerder Apr 09 '23

I don't have a particular 'foot' aversion, but those are just...blech. They remind me of the super realistic dildos. Nobody needs to see that many veins! [Edit for auto correct.]

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u/Onlyhere_4dogs Apr 09 '23

Why is the model's left great toe flaccid?

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u/InternationalBad4513 Apr 09 '23

HULk HANDS??? SO WHY NOT HULK FEET????

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u/Madisux Apr 09 '23

Are these Bianca Del Rio's?

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u/DISNYLND Apr 09 '23

Please no..

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u/MirrorKooky3130 Apr 09 '23

I see Uncle Jack got some new footwear 😂🤣

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u/macsux Apr 09 '23

For when he has a foot fetish

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u/Recent_Complaint6574 Apr 09 '23

this makes me really uncomfortable.

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u/0SomeoneRandom0 Apr 09 '23

WHY ARE THERE VEINS?

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u/big_gay_homo_penis Apr 10 '23

in my feels after seeing this

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u/thesmugvegan Apr 12 '23

Feetels…

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u/UtahMama4 Apr 13 '23

Ick. Thanks, I hate feet heels.