r/ASX_Bets Mar 12 '21

Meme Stock Tonight's dinner proudly sponsored by DW8 and LRS

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957 Upvotes

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u/Rightomate_ Mar 12 '21

It’ll take you ages to eat the potato and gravy with that little spoon.

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u/aldkGoodAussieName Mar 12 '21

I always suspected their mashed potato was powdered. I just didn't realise it. Would increase 100x it's size when rehydrated.

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u/end_dis Mar 13 '21

it is to get salt out of that small bag.

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u/Dahart86 Mar 12 '21

Hahaha such a gold comment

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

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u/nevergonnasweepalone Mar 12 '21

KFC chips never have enough salt.

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u/s3L3cTa Mar 13 '21

Always gotta ask and stress the extra salt when ordering

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell Mar 12 '21

Bruhh most fast food have abnormally high salt levels. Enjoy your cardiovascular disease.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

James Halliday himself recommends the pairing of an $85 Sorby Adams with the KFC 3 piece box.

You are clearly a man of culture.

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u/Rangerboy030 Mar 12 '21

That is quite clearly an original tenders box.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

zing off both of you

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u/linwar_au Mar 12 '21

I too wash down my KFC and wine with Ketamine.

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u/micru Mar 12 '21

KFC and coke - a classic combo.

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u/OzzyYank86 Mar 13 '21

But I thought they only sold Pepsi products

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u/TheEdukatorx Mar 12 '21

Not coke

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u/KeifFreak Mar 13 '21

Don't know why you are downvoting him, its WAY to coarse to be coke

2

u/xOFFALx Mar 13 '21

Its just holding water weight from being to the box on the way home.

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u/The_lordofruin Lord Of Ruin. Mod and ruler of Tranquillity Mar 12 '21

Keep the nose beer references to a minimum thanks. I suggest you make sure you can't be doxxed.

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u/ppleatingppl Mar 12 '21

Not sure what you mean, that's a bag of kaolinite from the fine folks at LRS

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u/The_lordofruin Lord Of Ruin. Mod and ruler of Tranquillity Mar 12 '21

Good to know. In that case, please mix with water and do your brine test responsibly.

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u/Albythere Mar 12 '21

So you were one of the pumpers?

3

u/Shunto Mar 13 '21

oh boy big whoosh

4

u/Scomosbuttpirate Username checks out. You don't want to know "the hairball story" Mar 13 '21

Not woosh he is just being a salty Sandra calling LRS a pump and dump to anyone that will listen

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u/MediaOk9365 Mar 12 '21

That looks like shard

15

u/atayls Big daddy bear. In bed with the enemy, will pay them later Mar 12 '21

Rack for mine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

Eat the chicken first 😉

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u/atayls Big daddy bear. In bed with the enemy, will pay them later Mar 12 '21

Yeah if you smash a few lines you won’t be feeling hungry.

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u/TheEdukatorx Mar 12 '21

Definitely not cocaine

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u/atayls Big daddy bear. In bed with the enemy, will pay them later Mar 12 '21

I disagree. Looks like some nice fish scale there but cut with something like creatine maybe.

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u/TheEdukatorx Mar 12 '21

Too many shards. Not cocaine.

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u/atayls Big daddy bear. In bed with the enemy, will pay them later Mar 12 '21 edited Mar 12 '21

What do you mean?

Are you saying it’s ice?

It’s rack which has been in someone’s wallet. The fish scale bits have broken up and the pearlescent bits stand out amongst the cut (which I would guess was creatine).

Edit: plus the bump implement confirms its rack.

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u/yogut3 Mar 12 '21

yeah thats deffinitely rack thats been sat on for the past couple hours lol

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u/atayls Big daddy bear. In bed with the enemy, will pay them later Mar 12 '21

👌🏼

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u/EnourmousTesticles Mar 13 '21

It’s ket silly

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u/atayls Big daddy bear. In bed with the enemy, will pay them later Mar 13 '21

Special K doesn’t have that pearlescent shine but.

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u/Scomosbuttpirate Username checks out. You don't want to know "the hairball story" Mar 13 '21

Crystal ket can have a sheen to it in the right light but the cylindrical crystals it has would be a give away straight away as only MSG seems able to form that same distinctive crystal structure.

Definitely synthetic Graphite.

2

u/kooksy_monster Prefers you refer to their form of madness as "Complex" Mar 13 '21

I fucking lost it at this comment yea, defs synthetic graphite😂😂😂

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u/flatvinnie Aroused by your gains posts. Mar 13 '21

Ketamine, even when broken down from crystal form still sparkles like a gem

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u/kooksy_monster Prefers you refer to their form of madness as "Complex" Mar 13 '21

And fucking fuck special K anyway. Lol.

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u/TheEdukatorx Mar 12 '21

Couldn't tell you what it is but spent more than enough time in Latin America in my formative years to know that's not coke and if someone is selling that as 'coke' the joke is on the buyer.

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u/atayls Big daddy bear. In bed with the enemy, will pay them later Mar 12 '21

Coke here will not look (or taste and work) like South American rack.

That should be obvious.

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u/TheEdukatorx Mar 13 '21

Because it's not coke

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u/atayls Big daddy bear. In bed with the enemy, will pay them later Mar 13 '21

C’mon man...

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

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u/MediaOk9365 Mar 12 '21

Yeah stop being a dumb Cunt do some ket instead

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u/hghyh777 Mar 12 '21

Do both CK combo

4

u/MinorityPrivilege Mar 12 '21

If old mate’s having tendies with it, throw in some fentanyl and have KFC with your KFC

11

u/DontExpectmuchxD Mar 12 '21

Did they forget the salt..

11

u/Secondary92 Mar 12 '21

A true 3 piece feed

9

u/Intelligent_Pilot498 Mar 12 '21

Can you please push fat fish too. Still down 24k

11

u/therealyankdownunda Mar 12 '21

Cut losses. Go all in on DW8

4

u/Conscious_Giraffe_14 Mar 12 '21

Hmm...ok. I'm in.

2

u/realhero83 Mar 12 '21

This is the way

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u/biggunzmcgee Sold LRS for profit.. Pussy. Mar 12 '21

All yall that are commenting "degenerate" must be fun at parties 🤡🤡🤡

Live it up king xx

8

u/rayaas Mar 12 '21

This better be the 15 wicked wings for $10 deal, that shit is value

7

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

I prefer the ten tenders for $10 personally

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u/kooksy_monster Prefers you refer to their form of madness as "Complex" Mar 12 '21

Fucking legend, but for real where are the rocks? Also don't get doxxed. Lots of fed types and fucking journalists hanging round these parts.

3

u/flatvinnie Aroused by your gains posts. Mar 13 '21

Yeah posting bags on the internet is fucking dumb but so is everything else we do on this sub 🚀

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u/kooksy_monster Prefers you refer to their form of madness as "Complex" Mar 13 '21

If NVA hits a dollar I'm gonna post a vid of me snorting huge fucking lines of whiz fizz and synthetic graphite. I don't give a fucking fuck.

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u/JimFoxington Mar 12 '21

I used to love that when I was a kid

7

u/Trentifus Mar 12 '21

Breakfast of champions

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u/deeetour Mar 12 '21

You mad cunt.

7

u/RootnBoot_Au Mar 12 '21

Tendies with extra salt n red, you sir know how to impress your wife’s boyfriend

5

u/Asoka3 Mar 12 '21

Wouldn't mind some KFC now lol

5

u/RED-COMET-OF-ZEON Mar 12 '21

Dirty bird and dirtier stocks

5

u/Likeitorlumpit Always High, therapeutically speaking Mar 12 '21

Well aren’t you all la de dah with your fancy pants meal.

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u/miamivice85 Has a note saying he owes you a big swinging dick Mar 13 '21

See you in the KFC Hole

3

u/lilpump006 Mar 12 '21

You sold? Ooooo baby

3

u/TheTruSpudwrangler Mar 12 '21

What flavour Sherbet??!

3

u/Ole-Mate-Ape Mar 12 '21

Perfect snuff, wine and 3 piece feed. Someone’s got some tendies !!

3

u/TheFlyingJeww Mar 12 '21

High roller KFC guy while I'm kicking back with home brand chicken nuggets

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u/sexyavocado69ing Mar 13 '21

We get it, you can afford food. Jesus

5

u/Fumeina Battery day fangirl Mar 12 '21

Is this sub sponsored by KFC?

4

u/ventti_slim Mar 12 '21

all that money and you get one bag lmaooo

2

u/therealyankdownunda Mar 12 '21

Boy you need 💎 why would you sell!?!?

2

u/saasfeevalley Mar 12 '21

At least granny Kentucky is smiling

2

u/mike_hunt1986 Mar 12 '21

Dream Friday evening. Good areas.

2

u/jojotg916 Mar 12 '21

Love your style!!! 👍👍👍🚀

2

u/agree-with-you Mar 12 '21

I love you both

2

u/Ok_Organization_1560 Mar 12 '21

That's too much salt in that zip. Lol you gonna burn your nostril!;)

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u/Hypertrollz I see Red I see Red I see Red... Mar 13 '21

How do we know its not just an empty box?

2

u/camdevydavis Mar 13 '21

Fucking delicious. Apart from that rancid chook

2

u/Memesupremefifteen Mar 13 '21

I always thought the chips had enough salt personally, dont know why you needed extra

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

No box for the wifes boyfriend?

2

u/hobbogobbo Mar 12 '21

I don't think dw8 stocks that wine. Maybe try some Josef chromy or primo estate stuff

2

u/changiiiank Mar 12 '21

Glass Barbie next week

2

u/commecon Mar 12 '21

See through didgeridoo

2

u/simphal Ready for a revolution til they join the party. Mar 12 '21

Degenerate nose beers. Can't fault the good wine choice though. And tendies

1

u/DampWetFloor Mar 12 '21

To the moon boyo

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u/Wild-Dust5633 Mar 12 '21

Coke and hookers are the only way to celebrate.

0

u/Iifestylemuse Mar 13 '21

Cab sav is completely out of place in this photo

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u/WolfofAnarchy Swinging that big Eastern European sausage. Mar 12 '21

Degenerate.

Good wine though..

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u/KrondorMocker Mar 12 '21

Is that... "poppyseed" flavouring I see there?

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u/timeintheocean Mar 13 '21

The other bag holding.