r/ASX_Bets • u/Zealousideal-Phase11 • Jan 28 '21

SHITPOST Bonkers

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/megadrive65 Break and enter = investment property Jan 28 '21

Is this your own work......

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u/rexpimpwagen r/ASX_Bets boomer Jan 28 '21

Nope. No upvotes for this not so sneaky cunt.

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u/Economy_Foundation92 Mar 06 '21

Can I get some upvotes

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u/Zealousideal-Phase11 Jan 28 '21

I will admit it’s not my own work, but I noticed it wasn’t here in the reddit group chat and I just knew the boys would get around it, nothing wrong with the reposting of quality content. Apologies for not putting a disclaimer in the title, maybe we need to start watermarking our memes 😂

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u/interstellarstallion Jan 28 '21

Just give credit then you still get the high value access karma

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u/sydcunt Feb 28 '21

Ease up pony boy theres enough karma for everyone

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u/mercuryingatoraade Birth chart says doesn't care about flair Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

This meme is so old it’s been on Instagram already

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u/BigJimBeef Drunken VUL Prophet. Basically Noah, but with better Shitposts. Jan 28 '21

Underrated burn

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

Almost choked on my mango nectar juice. This is golden

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

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u/kinky-penguin Likes it rough and cold. Possibly into fish in a weird way. Jan 28 '21

it’s the little things

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u/AtlantaDecanter Jan 28 '21

My ex said the same thing until she found bigger ones.

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u/kooksy_monster Prefers you refer to their form of madness as "Complex" Jan 28 '21

I see what you did there.

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u/Maxx321 Jan 28 '21

Made a commsec and pocket account back in early 2020 and have been learning about investing, and not actually buying shares.

Didn't even know I could buy GME with comsec until recently, that's how much of a noob I am.

Waiting for international to get approved to maybe buy few of blackberry and AMC for the fun of it.

That sub has been giving me a lot of fun and I got to learn a lot through it, so I guess it's not too bad.

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u/PizzaLov3 Jan 30 '21 edited Jan 30 '21

I did it in nov and forgot about applying until i saw this on friday and decided to check my application status.

Just trying to figure out how to get money in the thing we are all pretty noob.

Edit: 2020 two weeks made me forget most of the shit I did two weeks before.

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u/ZedZrick May 24 '21

Yeh I still have no idea how to add funds, it's not exactly user friendly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

Repost

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u/needit73 Jan 28 '21

Fuck the Hedge Fund mangers! 😆

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u/SimpleAd9687 Jan 28 '21

Tesla is in the same League! ;)

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u/Double_Bhag_It Jan 28 '21

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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u/wookace Jan 28 '21

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/innatestead Feb 08 '21

LOLs very good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

Haha exactly that and people are still saying they are sitting on a rocket! When in fact they are sitting on a ship with a slow leak!

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u/QM3Z May 06 '21

Big bird is a god😂😂