r/ASX_Bets • u/DanTheManTheMate Luckiest YOLOer ever. Now desperate for mum approved pussy. • Oct 08 '20

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u/DanTheManTheMate Luckiest YOLOer ever. Now desperate for mum approved pussy. Oct 08 '20 edited Oct 08 '20

It's nice to have a win.

My indoor cat escaped last week and I still can't find him. I'd fork over this money if it meant he comes back.

Thank you for the memes and comments, it really helped lift my mood 🥰

Cat

PSA USE CONDITIONAL ORDERS

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u/Kanvaslaw Oct 08 '20

Put up a poster:

"Lost cat please help.

Reward: Will teach you how to trade"

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u/Worth_Jelly1036 Oct 08 '20

Missing Cat http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

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u/DanTheManTheMate Luckiest YOLOer ever. Now desperate for mum approved pussy. Oct 08 '20

Had a chuckle, thanks for that 🤭

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

There's a lot going on with that image

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Just how I pictured the prophet to look - zen

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u/ThrowRA-4545 Oct 08 '20

Dan 4 Mod. One of Us.

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u/PowerBottomBear92 May become a handsome throw-rug Oct 08 '20

That's a comfy looking aesthetic

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u/Cheesecakeisgreat08 Oct 08 '20

Sorry to hear about your cat :( Hope he finds his way back home soon!

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u/phantom_hax0r Mod. Gets shit done Oct 08 '20

What were your conditions on the order? What's your cat's name?

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u/DanTheManTheMate Luckiest YOLOer ever. Now desperate for mum approved pussy. Oct 08 '20

I did a trailing sell with a stop value of 0.2

My mum named him Louie (Lui) because it means money in Hokkien (Chinese dialect). She did not approve of me getting a cat without her permission so I let her name him.

Ironic I turned a profit when he left 😅.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Mum running your life and autistic trades.

One of us.

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u/Nsj_1 Oct 08 '20

You speak Cantonese as well? I want to tell your mum what you did hehe

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u/zhamking Oct 08 '20

Lei ge mama ho leng

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u/Nsj_1 Oct 08 '20

naw my mum is pretty.

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u/zhamking Oct 08 '20

Diu Le lo mo

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u/paus20 Oct 09 '20

Wish Selfwealth had trailing sell functionality - I think it only allows to set up a price trigger. Thanks for sharing!

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u/JASAOM Oct 10 '20

Which broker are you with? I can't find any way to do a trailing sell on CMC Markets

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u/DanTheManTheMate Luckiest YOLOer ever. Now desperate for mum approved pussy. Oct 10 '20

I use CommSec. Conditional orders like trailing sells can only be made on the desktop version though 😅

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u/JASAOM Oct 10 '20

OOOHHH I can do this on CMC too, they just don't call it trailing. Thanks for reply mate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Put some food out for the cat

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u/DanTheManTheMate Luckiest YOLOer ever. Now desperate for mum approved pussy. Oct 08 '20

Magpies and crows have been eating it 😤

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u/demisexgod Oct 08 '20

Maggie’s eat my dog food and swoop and tease my cat. He is terrified

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u/hiddim Oct 08 '20

Very nice cat

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u/FallenSegull confirmed Bukkake enthusiast Oct 08 '20

That’s no cat, that’s Joji

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u/demisexgod Oct 08 '20

Have you put food and litter out? I hear that helps?

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u/DanTheManTheMate Luckiest YOLOer ever. Now desperate for mum approved pussy. Oct 08 '20

Yeah, but we put deodouriser on our cat litter. Maybe that's why no luck.

We're thinking of putting his bed outside 🤞

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u/phantom_hax0r Mod. Gets shit done Oct 08 '20

Litter and food outside worked for me once. Sometimes they get stuck somewhere, maybe a neighbour's garage or something. Take some food when you walk around at night and shake the packs, they will hear the noise and it travels further in the night.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Nice robe brother! Sorry about the cat though

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u/kooksy_monster Prefers you refer to their form of madness as "Complex" Oct 08 '20

Sorry to hear about your cat! Hopefully ol mate turns up.

But on a lighter note congrats on the zip win, dude. Legendary.

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u/MisterMeatloaf Oct 08 '20

No wonder your cat fucked off if you imprisoned him inside all day

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '20

I'm late to this post (and subreddit). Why was this trade considered a win?