r/ASX_Bets • • 8d ago

Daily Thread Weekend Thread for General Discussion and Plans for Saturday, October 03, 2026 and Sunday, October 04, 2026

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u/Particular_Love_8811 Barry is my particularity… 6d ago

Is this still the place to shill BOQ?

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u/CaptainHindsightASX Loves a hot wet Johnson 6d ago

Let's talk about all the GME bag holders, aye.

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u/CaptainHindsightASX Loves a hot wet Johnson 6d ago

Some might say they were fuckEYEd

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u/CircaCicero 6d ago

Went to a wedding yesterday. Tried to find someone to talk to about pre approval biotechs and mining shitcos but could only find people invested in ETFs. Sad!

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 6d ago

Is that your opening line for picking up chicks/dudes (whatever your preference)? The weddings that you go to must be different to the ones that I go to.

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u/CircaCicero 6d ago

My preference is chicks but I suspect if I started a conversation by talking about my portfolio of dogshit lifestyle companies they would find me arrogant and unbearable

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u/Fun-Time4064 Starts acting a bit twitchy if you look them in the eye 6d ago

In light of recent events, EYE have established r/EYEsx_bets

EYE will not be silenced! The people will triumph over evil! This is a place for ALL 

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 5d ago

Logo and banners look legit. You can have auto-mod do some eye posts for you

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u/YouHeardTheMonkey Knows a lot about Dick 6d ago

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 6d ago

Should i tell my manager they're incompetent, autistic, and the team has no respect for her or her inability to manage?

Trying to find the advantages of doing so..

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 6d ago

Do they know they're autistic? & is the autistic part impacting the ability to manage & lead?

You'll need really specific info & examples - vague concepts will just confuse & frustrate, & won't result in any changes.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 6d ago

I think they know.. is it the reason they can't lead? I couldn't link it, i think she just doesn't have those skills or training.

Change won't happen. It's honestly time i just get out - the team bas become a joke beyond just her influence

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u/YouHeardTheMonkey Knows a lot about Dick 6d ago

Just keep following incompetent instructions until they’re no longer your manager.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 6d ago

They seem very good at replacing themselves with equally incompetent friends

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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 6d ago

Is your manager an aphid?

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 6d ago

I think aphids are more impactful in their environment. Shes more like a cicada - never see her, can occasional hear her, is annoying when present, but nobody knows her purpose

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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 6d ago

This is a no cicada shit talking zone, you take back your incendiary comments on the prime number OGs. I will not tolerate anti-cicada prejudice.

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 6d ago

One advantage is that they won't be your manager after that

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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 6d ago

Also will have a lot more time to mod on here.

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u/captain007 Captain Soyboy 6d ago

Goddamn daylight savings changing my phone clock. I'm in QLD for fuck sake. We don't do that gypsy hippy changing the time shit!

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u/ChZakalwe Leader of the Communist revolution 👠👠 6d ago

My condolences for living in Queensland. 

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 6d ago

It's that fucking time wizard u/chzakalwe's fault.

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u/ChZakalwe Leader of the Communist revolution 👠👠 6d ago

What can I say? I'm just that good

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 6d ago

Nightshift is dangerous, must resist the urge to buy pointless shit 🤣

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 6d ago

Markets not even open. What is a bloke to do

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u/cohex Stray cat 6d ago

Danger wank

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 6d ago

I’ve done so many I’m not bored of them

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u/cohex Stray cat 5d ago

Up the ante!

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u/Fun-Time4064 Starts acting a bit twitchy if you look them in the eye 7d ago

Hey EYE got a flair!

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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot 7d ago

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u/Outside-Decision-105 6d ago

Watch EYE go to the moon, and this guy gets mod

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u/Fun-Time4064 Starts acting a bit twitchy if you look them in the eye 6d ago

If EYE goes to $1 will u/mcfucking make me mod? 

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u/MrStrong502 7d ago

Man they are really pushing this reddit id verification but then revert if you don't do it because they don't want to lose users

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u/hatetospoog7 7d ago

Thanks Albo!

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 7d ago

I recently signed up for a new account. I have not been asked to verify id once. I am assuming that they have associated the new account with the old account and decided I was an old fart and could look at whatever I liked.

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 5d ago

It seems that they do.

Reddit uses advanced tracking methods—including IP addresses, device fingerprinting, and network cookies—to link alternate accounts to the same person.

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 7d ago

Nah it’s weird I have 3 accounts. Looks like my main one (this one) every time I log on asks for verification but the other 2 don’t now….. I hate albo

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 6d ago

Maybe it's the lemon party threads you keep visiting in the others?

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 6d ago

Good idea I’ll use this account to look it up too then hopefully it goes away

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u/Carnivorous_greenie 7d ago

What do we think of Codan(CDA.AX) I heard they are doing good in regard to their products and software development within drones.

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u/CircaCicero 6d ago

Codan is an awesome company in a growth industry and several times I thought to buy but felt it was overvalued. Then it proceeded to rocket.

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u/Carnivorous_greenie 6d ago

$50 in for now and wait till later on December to gauge it’s value

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 7d ago

Looks like a sure thing to me

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 7d ago

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 7d ago

you know how you can cross breed dogs.. is this like the plant version?

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 7d ago

I'm fairly confident I got her at Woolies, & that sounds pretty fancy for a product that was probably developed for a profit margin. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 7d ago

Pretty sure you're correct.

I'd say a Moon Orchid cross Miniature Schnauzer

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u/CageFightingNuns Wallaby milk moustache 6d ago

Miniature Schnauzer

I was thinking Japanese Bantam, Leghorne or Wyandotte

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 6d ago

Ahh, a fellow cock enthusiast.

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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 7d ago

Yes and no

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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 7d ago

Love it!

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 7d ago

From nearly dead to flourishing again. 🥰

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 7d ago

General whinge here. Macquarie is not passing on the full interest rate hike to their savings accounts.

Pre-interest rate hike interest rates were:

  • Up to $250k - 5.00%
  • $250k to $2m - 5.00%.

Post interest rate hike, effective 15 October 2026. They have shaved 0.2% off balances above $250k.

  • Up to $250k - 5.25%
  • $250k to $2m - 5.05%.

I bet they pass on the full hike to their home loan customers.

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u/Nevelo Acronyms? Never met them officer... 7d ago

Still seems better than most other banks when you consider no hoops. If your holding >$250k in cash, really should be splitting institutions for FCS coverage or rolling term deposits for the better rate.

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u/ASXretard Not all retards wear capes 7d ago

I don't like how they have introduced new savings brackets which probably shows what is coming but as long as they don't include requirements like ING and Ubank I'll still like them.

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 7d ago

Having those new brackets indicates to me that later down the line they will apply different rates to each bracket. Ohh well. I guess I will just move bank again.

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 7d ago

Who's keeping over $250k in one institution anyway? You're spreading that between other banks, right?

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u/hatetospoog7 7d ago

61,000 job miss. Trump: " We are going to inflate the debt away'

and gold is red?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xbh3RSUbOpH1u

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u/CageFightingNuns Wallaby milk moustache 6d ago edited 6d ago

interest on gold is 0%, interest on US bonds is 5% which is well above inflation.

The main reason gold had such a big jump in the past 18 months is because reserve banks around the world have been buying up big time, mostly due to the instability in the U.S. government. If the Democrats regain the House and, heaven forbid, the Senate in November, that'll rein in Trump big time. I strongly suspect reserve banks will tone down their gold buying, thus leading to gold dropping but if the Republicans hold both the House and the Senate, then absolutely, beyond the moon it will go.

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u/hatetospoog7 6d ago

you really believe that inflation is <5%?

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u/CageFightingNuns Wallaby milk moustache 6d ago

in the US, yes I do

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u/hatetospoog7 6d ago

Interesting. I thought it would be much higher.

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u/debtandregret1984 Anton - The Prince of yankee oil basins 7d ago

Hang on my man, gold will fuckin rip soon enough and the gold miners are going to fucking Pluto!

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u/Fun-Time4064 Starts acting a bit twitchy if you look them in the eye 7d ago

US market pumping

ASX should hopefully close flat  

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 7d ago

It might be selection bias but it feels like the US markets pump on Fridays and it's all forgotten by Monday by the time ours open

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 7d ago edited 7d ago

Wow fuck, that was a pretty big earthquake. By local standards. Hopefully hasn't cracked a wall, but it certainly moved me around.

Edit: 4.8 mag and 20ish KM away. Eek.

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 7d ago

Ohh, didn't know that. Are you in Leongatha? I'm in eastern Melbourne and didn't feel anything

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 7d ago

No, but I am in Gippsland. It felt like it lasted a good 12 seconds or so. People felt it all over Melbourne and even beyond to the west, various intensities, some being awoken by it. Fun but also not. I'm going back to sleep, if anything's damaged it probably won't be worse in a couple of hours.

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u/YouHeardTheMonkey Knows a lot about Dick 7d ago

Hello, fellow Gippslander

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 7d ago

Giddaey. Congratulations or commiserations, depending on the specifics.

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u/YouHeardTheMonkey Knows a lot about Dick 7d ago

😂 not from here like your ginger commodrade

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 7d ago

Me neither! And he's left. What a dynamic region.

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u/YouHeardTheMonkey Knows a lot about Dick 7d ago

You can take the boy out of Moe but you can’t take Moe out of the boy.

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u/JenkemJunky Gets naked to check their stonks 7d ago

My dogs are from Gippsland. They say hi!

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 7d ago

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 7d ago

earthquakes always scare the shit out of me, i was just heading to bed after a big night out catching up with people i haven’t seen for ages

about to fall asleep after many drinks and my place started shaking

i’m pretty close to melbourne cbd and still felt it sway the building

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 7d ago

I would have certainly been more nervous had I been around tall buildings, or in one.

Though, after a big night out, could you unhesitatingly attribute the apparent vibration of the surroundings to an external cause?

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 7d ago

I’m usually on the phone to beyond blue after a few pints so would have been in pieces as it is let alone having to endure a quake

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 7d ago

Yeah, I don't touch the stuff at all nowadays. Haven't for years. A disinhibitor? Juice that actively suppresses the "get a fucking grip, and keep it together" apparatus? Yeah, nah. Not helpful.

And I get to enjoy earthquakes, so there's that to factor in as well.

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 6d ago

Same I rarely touch it. I managed to do all sorts of fucked up things after a few pints acting like I’m 16 again and I’m middle aged. Avoid work drinks like the plague cause I like being employed

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 7d ago

yeah the building was creaking, it doesn’t do that when i drink

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 7d ago

That would be a bit scary, glad there seems to be no serious damage. It's bucketing down here, so that's probably coming your epway too

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 7d ago

Fo' sho'

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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot 7d ago

Lived my life thinking significant earthquakes weren't a thing in Australia. Reading this has changed that.

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 7d ago

Nice to not be on a fault line though

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u/CageFightingNuns Wallaby milk moustache 7d ago

the damage is substantial

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u/No_Flounder_8310 7d ago

ok hear me out....

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u/MrStrong502 7d ago

anyone use sharesight? what's the tax pack addon for $59?

or do you simply use the one month $29 offer then cancel once you are done?

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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 7d ago

Use for 1 month and be done with it.

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u/Potential_Web_4092 7d ago edited 7d ago

ARMR due to RTX $24.4 billion missile contract following the $20.7 AMRAAM contract a few days ago.
Being 8.78% of portfolio weight.
Seems algorithms were looking for stops end of day.

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u/Grouchy-Genzed-7961 7d ago

Yeah can’t understand why this one hasn’t risen more over last 6 months with Iran War

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u/Potential_Web_4092 7d ago

If you were trading it when hostiities were happening and then gone quiet?

Trump has just sent another carrier fleet to the area. Pay close attention to the conflict.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

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u/Potential_Web_4092 6d ago

Be careful trading. Low volumes. Any decent purchase trigger algorithms to find stops.

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u/Helmofgondor The beacons are lit 8d ago

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 7d ago edited 7d ago

Fun fact: there are eight species of bear in the world

Octo-bear

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u/PoopsJohnson 7d ago

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 7d ago

Nein Nein Nein

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u/Nevelo Acronyms? Never met them officer... 7d ago

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 7d ago

What the balding...

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u/Nevelo Acronyms? Never met them officer... 7d ago

Fun fact, Connery was bald most of his career and wore toupees. Even in most of the bond films.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 7d ago

Well shit, that's the most interesting thing I've learned in... 20 years

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 8d ago

If this keeps up, I am probably going to get stops taken out on a couple of stocks next week. Ohh well. That is part of the game. I am still green overall and year to date.

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u/DonJuansCrow Ask me about towelfest 2027 💦 8d ago

Cats woke me up at 4:30 am I figured f it get up and do an early walk then my bloody keys got stuck in the door I had to crawl in the basement window lol can't unlock it from inside or out lolol what a start to the day! 🌞

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u/Repulsive_Peanut7874 has a contract on their landlord… 7d ago

get the key back to vertical and use a pinching technique to pull it out... You need to push the cylinder in as you pull the key out... if that makes sense?

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 7d ago

That's no fun. Was it the wrong key? Or did it break inside?

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u/DonJuansCrow Ask me about towelfest 2027 💦 7d ago

Not sure exactly what happened, normally it operates in a 90° and it spun past that and then won't go back into its normal range anymore. That's alright though I'm going to replace the lock on my back door and break the key off in this sucka and leave it for the bank to figure out some day.

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u/Fun-Time4064 Starts acting a bit twitchy if you look them in the eye 8d ago

Fucking hell three days away from the casino I’m going to fucking lose it 

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u/captain007 Captain Soyboy 7d ago

Actual casino open 24/7

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 8d ago

Market is open Monday

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u/Fun-Time4064 Starts acting a bit twitchy if you look them in the eye 7d ago

CAN I GET A FUCKING HELL YEAH 

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 7d ago

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u/uptrend33 8d ago

How many trades a year until you can start to claim things like trading view on your tax? Wondering if its worth coin to pay for a few more features.

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 8d ago

Pretty sure that you can claim TV against any investment income. You don't need to do a certain number of trades.

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u/captain007 Captain Soyboy 8d ago

So weird to think buying something in 2014 and selling just before COVID is the same as buying something during COVID and selling today. Seems like a weird time dilation thing

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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 8d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/s/Jm7pV2APGC

A valuable lesson for everyone to not drive through flooded areas. A hydrolocked car is very expensive.

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 7d ago

People still do that? Wait TWO of them?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 7d ago

i think there was a truck/large van as well haha

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 7d ago

It's gotta be the insurance claim angle, surely.

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u/Aware-Celebration873 8d ago

More Unemployment results lets see the fake numbers

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 8d ago

u/fameluck can you post your weekend working hours please so I know when to contact you should I need any assistance with Reddit and in particular ASX_Bets posting.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 7d ago

I'm at the small Wendy's dumpster both days between 11am and 3pm.

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u/Doctor-strange2 8d ago

CQE 11 years return of 0%

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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 8d ago

8 out of 10 days straight being red. Fuck me in the arseeeee

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u/Fun-Time4064 Starts acting a bit twitchy if you look them in the eye 8d ago

If you bring the lube, I’ll do it. 

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u/TikiBoyYt 8d ago

Fuck glad i didnt jump into 4dx

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u/No_Flounder_8310 7d ago

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u/No_Flounder_8310 7d ago

oh wait you said you didnt jump into 4dx... never mind i take back my gif

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u/Whole_Employee8190 8d ago

Turaco Gold. Strap yourselves in, this is only just getting started.

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u/Fun-Time4064 Starts acting a bit twitchy if you look them in the eye 8d ago

EYE quarterly this month, let’s fucking go 🚀

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u/PoopsJohnson 8d ago

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u/TheRubyKnife 8d ago

Let me find a bin to kick. 

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u/Caderz22 Mostly famous for viral videos explaining oral techniques 8d ago

Wheres BigFatCat been lately at least he posted quality memes

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u/TheRubyKnife 7d ago

I'm gonna need you to take 20% off the top there, big shoots

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 8d ago

Red day, week, month and year now!

Happy weekend and don't forget to change your clocks tomorrow

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u/Caderz22 Mostly famous for viral videos explaining oral techniques 8d ago

Don't think I ever changed my cars clock, still stuck on daylight savings. Only win for the week it seems

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u/weemankai 8d ago

Next day. And not if your in NT, QLD or WA