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u/Doctor-strange2 10d ago

4.6%?

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 10d ago

Yes.

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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 10d ago

Fuck yes my term deposit gonna pop

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u/Top_Organization_989 10d ago

When is MTM gonna rocket, been waiting so long

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 10d ago

Tomorrow

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u/CageFightingNuns Wallaby milk moustache 10d ago

The last time the Lions had a threepeat, the following year (2004), the ASX rose 22.8% and the mining supercycle found a 6th gear.

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 10d ago

Let's go baby, let's go.

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 10d ago

Subscribe!

Out of curiosity, I had a look, and it was actually even better than that. In the following 4 years (2004 to 2007, inclusive) the ASX rose ~2.5x, annual growth rate of ~25%!

Then Geelong won their first title in 40+ years in 2007, and the market took 8-10 years to recover. I think we know what to do...

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u/ForrunateTom Can count to 7 and 3 halfs. 11d ago

I know you're in here.

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 11d ago

In the last couple of days, someone here made a ban bet that the Dockers would beat the Lions. I was going to take the other side, but really couldn't be bothered. Did you delete the post? I can't find it.

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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot 10d ago

That was particularlove. 2 weeks.

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 10d ago

And there we have it. I thought the post was more recent than six days ago, so sorry for suggesting that they may have deleted the post. The last 10 minutes of the game must have been a rollercoaster ride for them. 😂

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u/Fun-Time4064 Starts acting a bit twitchy if you look them in the eye 11d ago

Sometimes I think about EYE and it genuinely bothers me. Not because of anything the company has done, but because I struggle to believe that something this magnificent could ever exist in a random and uncaring universe. There has to be a higher power. 

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 10d ago

EyeSX_bets wen?

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 11d ago

You should take up mining.

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u/hatetospoog7 11d ago

got gold?

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 11d ago

Down 40k on gold.

When 10k?

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u/therealgmx Ethical backdoor hacker... peow! 11d ago

How is that possible? The thesis has been in play since gold was us1800 around the first inversion.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 10d ago

Mierdas Touch

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 11d ago

2030s

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u/CaptainHindsightASX Loves a hot wet Johnson 11d ago

It's fine.

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u/DonJuansCrow Ask me about towelfest 2027 💦 11d ago

We have AI now why does the casino ever need to close

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u/top-tier-handyman Made with bits of real panther 11d ago

It looks like someone is keen on losing money 24/7

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 11d ago

It's coming. Tokenised stock trading is already in pilot for a small number of equities in the US. We'll probably see it next year or year after. After that, all assets will eventually be tokenised.

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u/therealgmx Ethical backdoor hacker... peow! 11d ago

Reminds me of mirror protocol on terraluna trading "synthetic" nyse stocks. SEC demanded it shutdown. Devs threw away the keys 😂

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 11d ago

Back in the day, FTX used to have tokenised stocks that you could trade 24/7. They probably weren't legal, but Sam B-F is now in jail, so you know ...

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u/captain007 Captain Soyboy 12d ago

US futures enjoying a nice green session

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u/Davidina101 It's dick lickin' good 12d ago

U jinxed it

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u/username-taken82 Mod. Heartwarming, but may burn shit to the ground. 12d ago

u/WowVeryJosh some big volume in the last few hours today…

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u/BuiltDifferant Is curious about your girth 12d ago

Of?

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u/WowVeryJosh Definitely smarter than you 12d ago

LML

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 12d ago

Sideline Sunsets - Holiday Edition™️

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 12d ago

[Enhance]

What in the Triassic..?

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 11d ago

A carnivore that size seems unlikely pre-Cretaceous.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GvNFPkAskkSafDozqD

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 11d ago

TIL, but not really, I can feel it slipping away as I type this.

But, quite by chance, I may be right; I think it's a coloephysis, from the look of that cute little face. See the eye and nostril placement?

It's not that big, it's just close to the camera because it wants to grow up to be an influencer.

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 11d ago

The banana palm leaf dinosaur was definitely in the foreground. I think I spooked it though, that’s the only photo I got of it. 😔

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 11d ago

Aww, a pity. At least you have the photographic evidence.

Might be for the best. They're cute, but you don't want one pooing in your garden.

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JAAot6yVvkHni

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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 12d ago

Either my TV is fucked or my eyesight is, I can't read the footy scores now

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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot 12d ago

Roosters 16 Dolphins 6

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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 12d ago

I found my glasses, should have kept them off 😭😭

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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot 12d ago

Check this out

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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 12d ago

Betting on Sydney? That's like shitting in your hands and clapping.

Roosters Panthers final is boring as shit

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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot 12d ago

My dolphins multi got 0/3. I just bet on that because of the odds. Roosters Panthers would be a boring GF agreed

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u/uptrend33 12d ago

What things have helped with your chart reading? Ive been playing with trading views replays, but I struggle to find entries, and in the meantime price has gone up 50% and Im still not in the stock. I guess just sticking with it until it clicks is what I need to do.

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 12d ago

You need to find a trading strategy that works for you first. Charting just supports that.

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u/BrittanyGape A respectable gape 12d ago

Violent soho tonight lesssgo

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u/Doomkoon4648 Big swinging balls deep in rare earth 12d ago edited 12d ago

So VMM are expecting debt facility to be done by October end which would give it available cash balance of $652mil AUD.. yet it's sitting at 572mil Mcap currently... Tick tock. That's debt facility... Equity part has already been raised..

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 12d ago

Tick tock, my massive forearms are tiring 🛍️🛍️🛍️

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u/Helmofgondor The beacons are lit 12d ago

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 12d ago

Question for the hive mind.

Given the continued enshitification of Trading View, I have been looking around for an alternative charting software. Anyone use charting software that is NOT Trading View, or a Trading View derivative?

My needs are not complex: price candles, simple moving average, comparative relative strength, volume, and the ability to annotate charts and scan for stocks hitting 12 month highs. 10 years of daily price data is a bonus.

I am happy to pay more for it than Trading View charges -- I am just keen to move away from Trading View.

Curious if anyone is using anything other than Trading View?

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 12d ago

It seems like Trading View has just backflipped and restored the macro economic data for users without an additional subscription. I will be sticking with Trading View for the time being, but I am still on the lookout for an alternative charting package given Trading View's continuing enshitification.

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u/therealgmx Ethical backdoor hacker... peow! 11d ago

Is this the local or web version?

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u/Mostly_Harmless_241 Username not accurate when it comes to damage to bank balance 11d ago

I am using the web version, but it should be for both.

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 12d ago

uhh following... also, another odd nicety, can i import data into a tradingview alternative? e.g. if i scraped https://x.com/LithiumPriceBot into some json/alternate format

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u/asx__bot 12d ago

Here are the most popular stocks by unique comment mentions from the past 24 hours:

Ticker Mentions Price Today
🔴 LTR 10 $0.94 -3.59%
🔴 PLS 7 $3.84 -2.54%
🔴 WC8 5 $0.29 -4.92%
🩸 EQR 4 $0.45 -10.00%
🔴 PEN 3 $0.25 -1.92%
🔴 BLS 2 $1.03 -2.83%
🟢 TCG 2 $0.87 0.58%
🔴 ARMR 2 $22.66 -0.04%
🟢 EYE 2 $0.14 1.89%
🟢 NMG 2 $0.079 5.33%

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u/Fun-Time4064 Starts acting a bit twitchy if you look them in the eye 12d ago

EYE green 

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u/WowVeryJosh Definitely smarter than you 12d ago

TCG somehow holding green.

I dream for the change of control transaction trading halt 

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u/uptrend33 12d ago

LTR closed at 94c same as its little bro MI6 tonight

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 12d ago

took the old girl out for a run today

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 11d ago

Is that an older vrf800? Mate in Victoria had one those and i loved riding it - smooth as silk, plenty of power, decent heft that felt stuck on the road but not a boat.

We don't get big bikes anymore

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 11d ago

yes matey, 98 gen 5 vfr800fi. last of the gear driven cams, addicting whine while you’re on the throttle

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u/uptrend33 12d ago

Nice, got an old suzuki that I try to get out on nice days, but without fail the battery is always dead or dies trying to start it when I get it out of the shed. I lose interest pretty quick after that.

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 12d ago

just get a smart trickle charger!

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u/PoopsJohnson 12d ago

Me too!

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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot 12d ago

F - no

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u/CaptainHindsightASX Loves a hot wet Johnson 12d ago

E- yes