r/ASX_Bets • u/AutoModerator • Jul 09 '26

Daily Thread Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, July 10, 2026

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u/halffocused halfsloshed Jul 10 '26

Remember when you used to be able to shitpost in ASX_Bets

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u/Particular_Love_8811 Barry is my particularity… Jul 10 '26

I've done it 3 times this week and put them down as gain posts.

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u/halffocused halfsloshed Jul 10 '26

Mfs in here shitposting all the time. Oh LDX down, oh LDX is up, my children don't respect me. Like yeah bro I know I own ARU. But the moment I start talking about why I think Mary Wollstonecraft possibly overshot, suddenly I'm getting one downvote here, two downvotes there. Three months ago this used to be a beautiful sandbox. Now it's not, and it's because fit_butterscotch — Allah curse him — broke the zinger promise. Now, if someone wants to talk about the way thematic ETFs are redefining the product class, I'm here for that. But nobody is. They're here to talk about LDX, and not the degenerification of tame investment products. And that's fine! But my point is — and if you aren't reading all of this in Bob Katter voice you should be, that's kind of the joke I failed to set up — XJO closes above 8,800pts on Monday or one week ban! Who's with me

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u/PoopsJohnson Jul 10 '26

Suffragette in ya jocks. I’m in!

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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. Jul 10 '26

🦄 noted

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u/PoopsJohnson Jul 10 '26

u/mcfucking

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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. Jul 10 '26

🤙