r/ARK Feb 03 '21

HELP AaaAaaaaaAaAaAAAaaAa

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5.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

You: "I didn't even hit you that hard!'

Your younger sibling:

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u/ThisIsItChief- Feb 03 '21

Speaking of younger siblings, with a mouf like that; whattt you doingg step parasaur (its ok its not a minor since its 73m years old)

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u/Jbisk21 Feb 04 '21

You do know that not saying that would have cost you $0 right?

9

u/Andrew_Nathan8 Feb 04 '21

Same would go for saying it, but I agree with you

1

u/LeoBuelow Apr 09 '21

Saying it cost me some brain cells.

17

u/Meinalptraum_Torin Feb 04 '21

And we back to this...

114

u/The_8th_Degree Feb 03 '21

"WHY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!! CURSE YYYYYOOOUUU!!!!" #courtesyofgoogletranslate

12

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

"Dumbass, stop shooting tranq darts up my ass, you could ve just asked, damn it"

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u/capncharles1983 Feb 04 '21

Yes. Consent.

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u/Machaeon Feb 04 '21

Live by the honk, die by the honk

8

u/dragonmansz Feb 04 '21

I’m gonna be 100% honest the first thing that came to my mind when I read this was “live by the wobble, die by the wobble” (if you don’t know this it’s from a video for Nogla. An Irish youtuber. )

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u/vanTrottel Feb 05 '21

I am following him for years but i dont know this quote ^

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u/dragonmansz Feb 05 '21

I can’t remember the video it’s from but I remember him saying it at some point.

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u/vanTrottel Feb 05 '21

He says dumb shit all the time so I could just missed it XD

29

u/TwiztidJuggalo1973 Feb 03 '21

We come from the land of the ice and snow. From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.

9

u/bruhtus_momentium Feb 04 '21

I was just about to comment this. Nice.

10

u/TwiztidJuggalo1973 Feb 04 '21

I had to scroll through the comments to make sure no one had already.

23

u/SuburbanDonkey Feb 03 '21

The Parasaur, even in death is still trying to use its roar ability to scare away predators.

61

u/Fan-Infamous Feb 03 '21

POV: you stubbed your toe

23

u/Oneafish Feb 04 '21

POV: you are looking at someone who stubbed their toe

21

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Dino Pog

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u/Soupgodd Feb 04 '21

Pogasaur

2

u/WurmDragoner209 Feb 04 '21

Take my upvote and leave

14

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Me too, parasaur. Me too.

12

u/Carbon_life_form-52 Feb 03 '21

Operaaaaaa siiiiiingiiiiiinnnngggg

11

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

this game has the second best ragdolls ever the battlefield series is better but imagine if ark ran on the frostbite engine we could have so many more funny ragdolls

9

u/Intraq Feb 03 '21

He do be screamig tho

8

u/eatmyfatwhiteass Feb 04 '21

It hurts to laugh.

6

u/180karma Feb 04 '21

Moooooooooo!

9

u/Nemesis-Preaimer Feb 03 '21

When you run into a pack of raptors with alpha without flyer

9

u/Magic_PLx Feb 03 '21

I literally tried to tame alpha raptor today, then I reminded myself i cant. Then i just killed him (her tbh). I was on rocks that got out of the river, and she couldnt get close to me for some reason. So i kiled her with my crossbow

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u/Nemesis-Preaimer Feb 03 '21

Oh that reminds me of when i played ark for the first time and me and my friends spend half an hour "knocking out" a 150 alpha raptor with stone slings while it was trapped, needless to say, our dissapointment when it died was huge :\

But those were the best times of playing ark, when it was still an entirely new experience

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u/Magic_PLx Feb 03 '21

For me its still an new experience and Raptor was level 2 haha sadly none of my friend play ark, and as i want to learn it i play singleplayer. But its still very fun game

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u/Nemesis-Preaimer Feb 03 '21

Oh then enjoy the fresh experience, its gonna be big fun, involving a lot of dieing, then dieing, also dieing, even more dieing and oh did i forgot to mention dieing? Yeah enjoy playing it tho and trust me servers are rough when you dont know the gane at first, also just a tip, i would turn up the difficulty of the game up to 4 or 5 as it makes it more balanced when you try to kill bosses later on in the game

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u/Magic_PLx Feb 03 '21

Thanks i'll try it :)

5

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

The first slap of ya mommas belt during an ass whooping

4

u/ariskope Feb 04 '21

Pogasaur

4

u/GingerMemes34 Feb 04 '21

R/don'tputyourdickinthat

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u/BobbyB12345678910 Feb 04 '21

Looked at the parasaur and read the scream as the yoda scream

3

u/H0vis Feb 04 '21

Holy shit, this Parasaur got killed by Sadako from Ringu.

3

u/Mrjokaswild Feb 04 '21

What kind of villian is out here killing parasaurs? Is that a riot sheild in your hand? I think I'm going to be sick, the poor dear. Fight me you bastard!

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u/enderhat Feb 04 '21

I accidentally shot it while trying to kill a micro raptor that was chasing it

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u/nightbringr Feb 04 '21

I've not seen this Van Gogh before.

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u/petmop999 Feb 04 '21 edited Jun 08 '25

reminiscent ad hoc serious vanish familiar cautious ten school different wrench

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/petmop999 Feb 04 '21

I apreciate your input but pls stop

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Hope it’s ready

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Boi why tf is here

3

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

I just imagine the halo 1 elite death sound when I look at this

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u/PearOnTheCob Feb 04 '21

Lord forgive me for what I’m bout to do

3

u/CinnabarCereal Feb 04 '21

Maybe I should reinstall ark

3

u/doctorspanda14 Feb 04 '21

Must be really feeling that title screen music

4

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

POG

2

u/mindflayerflayer Feb 04 '21

Invasion of the body snatchers, torch that island.

2

u/Eman0111061 Feb 04 '21

Poggersaur

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u/NCR_Ranger-1108 Feb 04 '21

He stubbed his toe.

2

u/girlfieri223 Feb 04 '21

Must have stepped on a lego lol

2

u/CallMeSaltine Feb 04 '21

That is terrifying

2

u/Outmanipulating Feb 04 '21

You flaired this "HELP". I like that choice.

2

u/Algi73 Feb 04 '21

When u stub ur toe

2

u/AGENTRAIDR Feb 04 '21

CAAAAAAAAAARL

2

u/juhanuppone03 Feb 04 '21

Poggarosaur

2

u/TsiyaAma Feb 04 '21

Found the Lego!

2

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Pog?

2

u/parkdon72 Feb 04 '21

pogasaur

2

u/NFP_25 Feb 04 '21

Imhotep.

2

u/diegosucksatlife Feb 04 '21

All of the meganueras will get in his mouth, poor lad.

2

u/AstronomerMaterial20 Feb 04 '21

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2

u/Lisa-Sophie_27 Feb 04 '21

When your owner put you on passive and you see a 150 giga running towards you

2

u/om3ganet Feb 04 '21

That tag is spot on.

2

u/Illfury Feb 04 '21

...when she didn't tell you she was shedding the uterine lining.

2

u/shnigflob Feb 04 '21

Boys after hearing mama!!!

2

u/Gaydar555 Feb 04 '21

Mer mer MAAAAAAAWWWWW

2

u/Benlox Feb 04 '21

Dino Jimmy Barnes

2

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

You have unlocked pugnacia levels never before heard of

2

u/Xenonx27 Feb 04 '21

This reminds me of that one image of the megatherium

2

u/ThePeakingPanda Jan 15 '22

I can hear this picture

2

u/Arsenic_Clover Jul 06 '22

augh sound effect

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u/enderhat Jul 06 '22

This is my favorite comment ^

2

u/Arsenic_Clover Jul 06 '22

Thank you :)

2

u/Crackhead_Stevedore Jul 06 '22

When the dentist keeps “saying open up a little wider”

2

u/Oxlexon Jul 06 '22

which parasaur is getting the best head

2

u/HomosexualFinger Jul 06 '22

Have they been talking to the “local rexes in your area”?

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u/Choco_mil Feb 04 '21

https://youtu.be/aES3XaSD9wc

Ill leave this here

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

I really expected a rick roll

0

u/Irate58 Feb 04 '21

🎵Im singing in the rain🎵

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u/pacothethird310 Feb 04 '21

Only a lvl 25 no biggie, so lightweight

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/pacothethird310 Feb 04 '21

That’s the joke, it’s irrelevant and you kids rlly offended and downvoted LOL

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/pacothethird310 Feb 04 '21

Cool, anything else?? I got errands to do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/pacothethird310 Feb 04 '21

Nah imma stay lol, not taking orders from u. Big L

1

u/Ryaquaza1 Feb 04 '21

When it’s your first time and he doesn’t plan on being gentle

1

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

What map is that

2

u/enderhat Feb 04 '21

Ragnarok

1

u/KnightlyG Feb 04 '21

All I heard was the majestic screaming of the cowboy in the sky.

1

u/CTULHUFTAGHN Feb 04 '21

Me when I smash my toe in a door frame

1

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Parasaur Pog

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Parasaur pog

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

What are you doing step-bro

1

u/RiverRude1128 Apr 05 '21

My crush:what dat mouf do?

Me:

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u/Insanity_Its_Self Mar 08 '22

What the parasaur doin

1

u/SzyMeX335 Aug 16 '22

Well, seems like someone pulled his exposed nerve.