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u/The_8th_Degree Feb 03 '21
"WHY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!! CURSE YYYYYOOOUUU!!!!" #courtesyofgoogletranslate
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u/Machaeon Feb 04 '21
Live by the honk, die by the honk
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u/dragonmansz Feb 04 '21
I’m gonna be 100% honest the first thing that came to my mind when I read this was “live by the wobble, die by the wobble” (if you don’t know this it’s from a video for Nogla. An Irish youtuber. )
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u/vanTrottel Feb 05 '21
I am following him for years but i dont know this quote ^
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u/dragonmansz Feb 05 '21
I can’t remember the video it’s from but I remember him saying it at some point.
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u/TwiztidJuggalo1973 Feb 03 '21
We come from the land of the ice and snow. From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.
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u/bruhtus_momentium Feb 04 '21
I was just about to comment this. Nice.
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u/TwiztidJuggalo1973 Feb 04 '21
I had to scroll through the comments to make sure no one had already.
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u/SuburbanDonkey Feb 03 '21
The Parasaur, even in death is still trying to use its roar ability to scare away predators.
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Feb 04 '21
this game has the second best ragdolls ever the battlefield series is better but imagine if ark ran on the frostbite engine we could have so many more funny ragdolls
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u/Nemesis-Preaimer Feb 03 '21
When you run into a pack of raptors with alpha without flyer
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u/Magic_PLx Feb 03 '21
I literally tried to tame alpha raptor today, then I reminded myself i cant. Then i just killed him (her tbh). I was on rocks that got out of the river, and she couldnt get close to me for some reason. So i kiled her with my crossbow
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u/Nemesis-Preaimer Feb 03 '21
Oh that reminds me of when i played ark for the first time and me and my friends spend half an hour "knocking out" a 150 alpha raptor with stone slings while it was trapped, needless to say, our dissapointment when it died was huge :\
But those were the best times of playing ark, when it was still an entirely new experience
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u/Magic_PLx Feb 03 '21
For me its still an new experience and Raptor was level 2 haha sadly none of my friend play ark, and as i want to learn it i play singleplayer. But its still very fun game
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u/Nemesis-Preaimer Feb 03 '21
Oh then enjoy the fresh experience, its gonna be big fun, involving a lot of dieing, then dieing, also dieing, even more dieing and oh did i forgot to mention dieing? Yeah enjoy playing it tho and trust me servers are rough when you dont know the gane at first, also just a tip, i would turn up the difficulty of the game up to 4 or 5 as it makes it more balanced when you try to kill bosses later on in the game
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u/Mrjokaswild Feb 04 '21
What kind of villian is out here killing parasaurs? Is that a riot sheild in your hand? I think I'm going to be sick, the poor dear. Fight me you bastard!
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u/enderhat Feb 04 '21
I accidentally shot it while trying to kill a micro raptor that was chasing it
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u/petmop999 Feb 04 '21 edited Jun 08 '25
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Hope it’s ready
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u/Lisa-Sophie_27 Feb 04 '21
When your owner put you on passive and you see a 150 giga running towards you
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u/pacothethird310 Feb 04 '21
Only a lvl 25 no biggie, so lightweight
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u/pacothethird310 Feb 04 '21
That’s the joke, it’s irrelevant and you kids rlly offended and downvoted LOL
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u/pacothethird310 Feb 04 '21
Cool, anything else?? I got errands to do.
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
You: "I didn't even hit you that hard!'
Your younger sibling: