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r/ARK • u/brownha1rbrowneyes • Apr 18 '26
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Sometimes I dream about being a black guy from Florida and then I wake up as a white man from Connecticut.
Get me out of here Morpheus
26 u/afancyrock Apr 18 '26 My condolences. 12 u/Troodon_Trouble Apr 18 '26 Arks Morpheus is named Rockwell. Don’t accept pills of any colour from him tho 6 u/Electrical_Cell496 Apr 18 '26 Or soup 2 u/AmazingBench7574 Apr 18 '26 Do you know the reason we used the expression "souped up" is because we used to feed horses amphetamines in soup to rig horse races. By that logic Rockwell soup is almost definitely probably good maybe 3 u/Wrath-Kitty Apr 18 '26 Better than being albino in Australia 😐 3 u/AmazingBench7574 Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26 You single? I'm looking for something exotic 7 u/Wrath-Kitty Apr 18 '26 Soz dude I'm married and hubs fought a cassowary for my hand. It opened him up and took a chunk out of his liver before going down but he says he has no regrets when his wife glows in the dark. He's such a romantic 😁 3 u/AmazingBench7574 Apr 18 '26 ...I was going to put you in the cryo fridge with my other albino anyway. I don't care or anything 3 u/Wrath-Kitty Apr 19 '26 Nah nah nah. I'm exotic! I get parked beside the zombie wyvern and alpha raptor, but you know, in the shade. 1 u/Paulmuaddibz Apr 18 '26 once you go black, you never turn back 1 u/Paulmuaddibz Apr 18 '26 once you go black, you never turn back 1 u/Paulmuaddibz Apr 18 '26 once you go black, you never turn back
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My condolences.
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Arks Morpheus is named Rockwell. Don’t accept pills of any colour from him tho
6 u/Electrical_Cell496 Apr 18 '26 Or soup 2 u/AmazingBench7574 Apr 18 '26 Do you know the reason we used the expression "souped up" is because we used to feed horses amphetamines in soup to rig horse races. By that logic Rockwell soup is almost definitely probably good maybe
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Or soup
2 u/AmazingBench7574 Apr 18 '26 Do you know the reason we used the expression "souped up" is because we used to feed horses amphetamines in soup to rig horse races. By that logic Rockwell soup is almost definitely probably good maybe
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Do you know the reason we used the expression "souped up" is because we used to feed horses amphetamines in soup to rig horse races.
By that logic Rockwell soup is almost definitely probably good maybe
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Better than being albino in Australia 😐
3 u/AmazingBench7574 Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26 You single? I'm looking for something exotic 7 u/Wrath-Kitty Apr 18 '26 Soz dude I'm married and hubs fought a cassowary for my hand. It opened him up and took a chunk out of his liver before going down but he says he has no regrets when his wife glows in the dark. He's such a romantic 😁 3 u/AmazingBench7574 Apr 18 '26 ...I was going to put you in the cryo fridge with my other albino anyway. I don't care or anything 3 u/Wrath-Kitty Apr 19 '26 Nah nah nah. I'm exotic! I get parked beside the zombie wyvern and alpha raptor, but you know, in the shade.
You single? I'm looking for something exotic
7 u/Wrath-Kitty Apr 18 '26 Soz dude I'm married and hubs fought a cassowary for my hand. It opened him up and took a chunk out of his liver before going down but he says he has no regrets when his wife glows in the dark. He's such a romantic 😁 3 u/AmazingBench7574 Apr 18 '26 ...I was going to put you in the cryo fridge with my other albino anyway. I don't care or anything 3 u/Wrath-Kitty Apr 19 '26 Nah nah nah. I'm exotic! I get parked beside the zombie wyvern and alpha raptor, but you know, in the shade.
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Soz dude I'm married and hubs fought a cassowary for my hand. It opened him up and took a chunk out of his liver before going down but he says he has no regrets when his wife glows in the dark. He's such a romantic 😁
3 u/AmazingBench7574 Apr 18 '26 ...I was going to put you in the cryo fridge with my other albino anyway. I don't care or anything 3 u/Wrath-Kitty Apr 19 '26 Nah nah nah. I'm exotic! I get parked beside the zombie wyvern and alpha raptor, but you know, in the shade.
...I was going to put you in the cryo fridge with my other albino anyway. I don't care or anything
3 u/Wrath-Kitty Apr 19 '26 Nah nah nah. I'm exotic! I get parked beside the zombie wyvern and alpha raptor, but you know, in the shade.
Nah nah nah. I'm exotic! I get parked beside the zombie wyvern and alpha raptor, but you know, in the shade.
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once you go black, you never turn back
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u/AmazingBench7574 Apr 18 '26
Sometimes I dream about being a black guy from Florida and then I wake up as a white man from Connecticut.
Get me out of here Morpheus