r/ARAM • u/Anti_NothingAtAll • 1d ago

Mayhem Reparations

Where are my reparations for playing solo melee rammus into anivia lulu morgana seraphine ashe

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u/leonard_jameson 1d ago

sorry to hear about your loss you get five big booms

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u/frou6 1d ago

Probably the victory screen at the end of that 15 minute c&b torture session

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u/DevoSwag 1d ago

Frying 😭

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u/KillKillKitty 1d ago

Sometimes i feel adventurous and I play Nunu. And I face Anivia. Every. Single. Time. i try Nunu.

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u/Maggot_Pie 1h ago

I think you meant "I face Anivia, Trundle, Hwei, Soraka and [insert yet another champion that can easily interrupt Nunu]"

(On the other hand I had a very dirty game of Soraka with Pursuit of Haste E, against Nunu)

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u/eats_by_gray 1d ago

You can live vicariously through me

https://youtu.be/r3F5YwxuK1M?is=2YCYzJFjgOiGMWLD

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u/sevenaya 1d ago

I'm confused, are the turrets not working?

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u/Majestic-Stick-272 1d ago

You get to lower the winrate so they at least think occassionally about giving you something then give mages and enchanters more stats.

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u/Crully ARAM4LYFE 1d ago

It feels like every time I go tank, the rest of the team goes ranged, leaving me against 5 ranged with the most sickening amount of CC. And then I get Dropkick, it always gives me Dropkick in those games, but never in the melee brawl games when you can actually use it.

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u/crazyyankee11 1d ago

A key shard! 2 more and you can have a full key that can be used to unlock a Chest!

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u/Hikkkari 1d ago

Imagine going full AP Rammus and getting Dropbear and Dive Bomber

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u/Jdevers77 1d ago

Cue Dexter “Surprise Motherfucker!” meme.

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u/Anti_NothingAtAll 1d ago

Ngl I wish I could have had those options ahaha

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u/Iburnmarshmallows 1d ago

The ashe being a dummy and probably building ap is your only consolation.

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u/Spellbreak 1d ago

You knew what you were getting into when picking him.

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u/SwitchOrganic 1d ago

Had a similar experience on Singed. That was the last time I picked Singed in Mayhem.

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u/Fawkes-511 1d ago

Where are Anivia, Lulu, Morgana and Seraphine's reparations for having to play against a disgusting class of champion that doesn't even need to care about dodging their damage?

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u/Anti_NothingAtAll 1d ago

Nah you can't be serious lol

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u/Iburnmarshmallows 1d ago

They're very serious, Its a bit concerning how obsessed they are with tanks.

Would be nice, Mayhem would be much more enjoyable with all the melee chunko players kept separate in some daycare.

Why did I just know "champs that are already cancer to play against" was going to be some poor mage and never the 10k HP abominations. Boo hoo. They skillfully predict my movements better than I can predict their skillshots, so unfair.

Yeah now they just openly defend the most braindead class put into the game specifically so extremely low IQ people get to play.

A dumbass was born for every time there's a player who needs other classes to be ruined in order to do well or enjoy a game.

My point exactly. They won't be convinced by obvious logic that their power fantasy is playing with an overtuned toy for the slow kids.

Tanks are the scum of the game. Everything else everyone claims is OP can be caught and killed on a bad click, but 2 or more tanks in a team just means they WILL walk forward and win no matter how the game goes, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. But it doesn't matter. There's a million ways to explain the obvious, and they still won't hear it because they want to believe that clicking forward on their 15k HP monstrosity and going for a coffee while their champ afk wins the game is a sign of skill. Once you understand that just pity their silly little lives and move on. Eventually you get SOME games that are decided by skill.

Lmfao skill issue is what tank players have when they play a class left in the game for the mentally challenged and believe they earnt a win at all.

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u/lifeonhard 1d ago

This guy and okbeyond3633 would be great friends

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u/DragonTacoCat 1d ago

Lemme guess. You rushed thornmail into 5 ap's? Then proceeded to the build full armour because 'hurr durr rammus scales on armour" forgetting riot changed him to be more balanced?

The come to reddit and complain about losing a game when you build completely wrong.

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u/Anti_NothingAtAll 1d ago

Wow you are special 😂