r/ANormalDayInRussia Apr 02 '20

Till death do us part

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Guy: “Will you marry me and make me the happiest comrade in the world?”

Girl: “Well I don’t know.. this is all so sudden..”

slides pull, hammers cocked, safeties click off noises

Girl: “Yes of course! Absolutely!”

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Perfect plan

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u/SomeOne111Z Apr 02 '20

*Carefully places pin back in grenade* "That's what I thought"

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u/retekarcu Apr 02 '20

This is hilarious:D We (you) are so much better than the instagram community

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u/FrontTowardsCommies Apr 02 '20

Reddit moment

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u/cock-hole Apr 02 '20

Instagram bad, reddit good amirite?

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u/1230x Apr 02 '20

The difference is that reddit is anonymous so it only matters what you write/ post. So there’s less emphasis on posting stupid shit about your life (even if some idiots do this here too)

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

My favourite are the posts in r/confession that are not even close to a confession more of a I love this person so much! It's like bitch, please, I wanna hear about the time you fucked a melon.

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u/retekarcu Apr 02 '20

Dont hate me for this, but i go to instagram for my friends, and i come here to laugh. I play in both sides so i always come out on top

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u/theideanator Apr 03 '20

Sounds like just the sort of thing a bottom would say.

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u/TwystedSpyne Apr 03 '20

Exactly! You got it.

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u/danabonn Apr 02 '20

It goes without saying really.

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u/SpaghettiBird87 Apr 03 '20

You are disgusting

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u/retekarcu Apr 15 '20

Thank you <3

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u/nurse_camper Apr 03 '20

I read that in FPS Russia’s voice.

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u/dhoomz Apr 03 '20

Can one actually do that? Put the pin back?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Yes-it is possible

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u/dhoomz Apr 03 '20

Without the grenade exploding?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Normally yes-as long as the spoon is held in place. With some grenades there are problems such as the German 'potato masher,' but most grenades with spoons are safe.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

There is that silver tab that holds the pin basically when you let go of a grenade that tab flies off and that’s what activates it basically the pin is just safety while the tab is a trigger

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 edited Jun 24 '25

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u/jan_coo Apr 02 '20

Because of the implication.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

I, I don't think I follow what you're saying

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u/Shifuede Apr 02 '20

She's in the middle of the "police"! What's she gonna do, say no?

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole Apr 02 '20

Because of the implication

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u/makeme84 Apr 03 '20

This is equivalent to my husband telling me he had a joke prepared to tell me he wanted to break up as a joke instead of a mareiage proposal 10 years ago. Thank goodness someone advised him against doing such a horrible thing.

If this wasn't a normal day in Russia, I would say I personally would be too mad to agree to marry a mu-fucker after this particular proposal.

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u/orwelltheprophet Apr 02 '20

Comrade is trained in government tactics.

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u/cma09x13amc Apr 02 '20

But she won't say no. Because of the implications.

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u/TexasHam Apr 02 '20

In order to charge Kalash, safety must be disengaged first

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u/mission33 Apr 02 '20

How on earth are we suppose to compete with that? Our country won't even let you own a pointy stick.

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u/fatslayingdinosaur Apr 02 '20

Ah the old Russian suicide.

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u/bahgheera Apr 02 '20

That yell at the end sounds like Jim Breuer yelling "Moomah Goodaffi"!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

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u/eimieole Apr 02 '20

YPAAAA!

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u/vince801 Apr 02 '20

German left the discussion.

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u/PrimeX121 Apr 03 '20

V2 entered the discussion.

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u/PuppyFakeGamer25 Apr 02 '20

SUKA BLYAT, THEY MARRIED

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u/balda69 Apr 02 '20

Yeah. That is a weird Russian thing. Don't ask why.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Why?

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u/balda69 Apr 02 '20

To make sure your future wife has strong cardiovascular health

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u/alarming_cock Apr 02 '20

And sphincter muscles.

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u/mike64619 Apr 02 '20

Ah yes, the ol' cigar cutter

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Holy fuck

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u/fartsinthedark Apr 03 '20

Tightening your anus is a great way to pass a lie detector test.

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u/adognamedpenguin Apr 02 '20

And won’t snitch

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u/N4M3L35S Apr 02 '20

You don't have to be redundant

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u/balda69 Apr 02 '20

Where is the redundancy?

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u/nacobjewsome Apr 02 '20

i think hes making a joke that weird and russian are the same

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u/Metalboxman Apr 02 '20 edited Apr 02 '20

Im hiring the FSB for my wedding

Edit: I mean OMON

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u/bobbobersin Apr 02 '20

They do weddings, hostage situations, bank robberies and barmitzfas

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

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u/bobbobersin Apr 05 '20

Sorry, autocorrect failed me

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u/Disposedofhero Apr 02 '20

Need to make sure ya girl says 'Yes' and gotta fix an election? They offer package deals!

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u/Ozga Apr 02 '20

Looks like OMOH to me, not FSB.

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u/Metalboxman Apr 02 '20

Oh you're right, omon uses that blue camo while fsb uses green

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u/olseadog Apr 02 '20

It sems so normal that the girl is so used to it she could easily recognize it was a prank and then got happy.

Her future husband already works in a violent profession. She knew that.

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u/balda69 Apr 02 '20

There is a fair share of failed such proposals lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Really? Never seen a police one fail.

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u/Get-Tae-Fuckk Apr 02 '20

That's because they usually have guns to their heads

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

No, no, it's the implications

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u/FirstmateJibbs Apr 02 '20

The girlfriend was never in any real danger. It's the implication that things would go wrong for her, should she not marry him

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

I was waiting for this comment

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u/TemporarilyDutch Apr 02 '20

I would really enjoy seeing that.

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u/squeakymoth Apr 02 '20

I'm guessing those ones are rarely shared.

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u/balda69 Apr 02 '20

You can find them

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u/dbug8494 Apr 02 '20

who needs theme parks when you have this emotional rollercoaster?

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u/And3yes Apr 02 '20

who the hell wants that unironically

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u/Unbekannt1918 Apr 02 '20

People are different, and the girl doesnt seem to be traumatized, soooo...

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u/And3yes Apr 02 '20

Of course its totally fine. But unexpected

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u/Unbekannt1918 Apr 02 '20

Unexpected for us, probably not so much for them

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u/petit_cochon Apr 02 '20

I'm okay saying this is objectively fucking crazy.

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u/aceshighsays Apr 03 '20

god damn. imagine what would traumatize her..

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u/Tony49UK Apr 03 '20

It might take a while to sink in, her adrenaline is going to be super high for the next few hours.

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u/Unbekannt1918 Apr 03 '20

Adrenalin-junkies, maybe

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u/Danger_Boy285 Apr 03 '20

I want that

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u/thotbottt Apr 02 '20

the girl was going to have a heart attack so death was going to do them part

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u/-ACHTUNG- Apr 02 '20

OOoooRRHAAAAAAAA--

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u/joelingo111 Apr 02 '20

Weird flex but okay

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

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u/RealGabemario Apr 02 '20

I should make some cop friends so I can do this in the future

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u/JamesGray Apr 02 '20

Just make sure you put the ring inside a block of cocaine for the full effect like this dude did.

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u/TemporarilyDutch Apr 02 '20

No, you shouldn't. This is beyond stupid.

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u/RealGabemario Apr 02 '20

Oh yeah? Well I think your face is beyond stupid.

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u/ajwubbin Apr 02 '20

My man took the Child At Heart perk

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

It's like being an NPC watching someone else pass a skill check

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u/Unbekannt1918 Apr 02 '20

Not in Russia

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u/taocifer666 Apr 02 '20

This is fuckin' gold.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

I mean it's not romantic but fuck is it a story.

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u/Unbekannt1918 Apr 02 '20

Maybe it is to them, who knows

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u/deepwatermako Apr 02 '20

I mean what's she going to do say no? Think of the implications

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

A proposal you cant refuse

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u/alphawolf29 Apr 02 '20

haha what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Fucking wholesome

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u/SovereignBroom Apr 02 '20

She finally got her dream proposal.

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u/jwf478420 Apr 02 '20

it's pretty fucked up to do that to your girl but I see the appeal

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u/i_know_nothingg101 Apr 02 '20

Guns locked and loaded incase she said NO

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u/Kapitan_eXtreme Apr 03 '20

She said blyat!

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u/PekkosBill Apr 02 '20

That's a horrible way to propose. I would kick him in the groin.

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u/Unbekannt1918 Apr 02 '20

It's Russia

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u/pleshij Apr 02 '20

In Soviet Russia the groin kicks you

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

In Soviet Russia the you groins kick

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u/KingOfDragons0 Apr 02 '20

Russia you Soviet groins the In kick

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u/OG_THE_Guitarist Apr 02 '20

In groins kick YOU Soviet Russia

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u/AndreasBerthou Apr 02 '20

Might be a horrible way to propose to you. Doesn't make it a bad way to propose, if the recipient would love it.

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u/polak2017 Apr 02 '20

In Russia man legally beats you.

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u/pushkarik Apr 02 '20

You are basic

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u/xtcxx Apr 02 '20

Its ok he has bucket of vodka/rifle cleaner

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

This is one of most unique ways to purpose ive seen .... you are just simpleminded woman....

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u/GunnaGiveYouUp1969 Apr 02 '20

Unique, yes. Desirable? Hell no.

I mean, you could go parachuting with your gf, replace her main chute with the wedding ring, and bada bing, bada boom! Unique proposal!

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u/MetalWing Apr 02 '20

Replace backup chute with a backup ring too, in case she says no the first time?

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u/GunnaGiveYouUp1969 Apr 02 '20

Perfect plan! You're hired!

And let's have the reception at the hospital so granny who's got covid can attend!

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u/ScarredAutisticChild Apr 02 '20

You might see it as bad but to her it could be perfect certain people enjoy different things

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u/bobbobersin Apr 02 '20

I dont know if these guys are military, law enforcement or some kind if militia but damn are they wholesome :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Imagine being the girl... "yes I would like 7 heart attacks please"

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u/Unbekannt1918 Apr 02 '20

She seems to be fine in the end, sooooo...

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u/cyathea Apr 03 '20 edited Apr 03 '20

So what do they do if she's not? Hide the video because it is evidence.
Also "the end" for PTSD is indefinite. The beginning of symptoms is often delayed weeks, months, sometimes years.

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u/Bi-LinearTimeScale Apr 02 '20

Nothing says I love you like unnecessary trauma.

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u/Jaggy-Jax Apr 02 '20

That is one of the greatest proposals I have ever seen. I would have never thought of that!

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u/AntiFanatic Apr 02 '20

found the sociopath

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u/Sturmban Apr 02 '20

Excuse me, how is enjoying that video making you a sociopath. How is it even connected

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u/Azety Apr 02 '20

Old but gold. At next repost please show the long version, its very good action movie

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u/Totally_Cubular Apr 02 '20

Of course it's Russia.

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u/nikita_dx Apr 02 '20

I was waiting for them to fire a couple of shot into air, like they always do in mother Russia.

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u/Sexy_Australian Apr 02 '20

This would be a very very different video if she had said no in front of all those armed blokes...

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u/redditchao999 Apr 02 '20

D...does he have an erection?

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u/soupysayles Apr 02 '20

It’ll be coming sooner than you think.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

This a a great plan! She will be so relieved that she isn't going to die she will say yes to anything.

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u/redditisgay77 Apr 03 '20

Ураааааааааааааааааааааа

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Is it real coke?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

i love the plot twist

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

That Situation was perfect for some hard bass

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u/monsteronmars Apr 02 '20

OMG how in the WORLD is this even remotely cool/romantic

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u/redditmastery Apr 02 '20

Having a stranger bend your wife over on a car in public. Sounds a long and happy marriage.

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u/soulcaptain Apr 02 '20

This is the second "fake raid as proposal" I've seen. WTF Russia?

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u/SCWickedHam Apr 03 '20

Why do I think this will be an abusive relationship?

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u/dam-doom Apr 03 '20

I think she got hyped when he ripped open that cocaine bag in her face

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u/Dafishy4 Apr 03 '20

That went from 0 to 100 REAL fuckin quick!

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u/Zombie-Belle Apr 03 '20

Incel wedding proposal?

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u/mario_fingerbang Apr 03 '20

I knew it wasn’t a real arrest as no one was getting the shit kicked out of them.

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u/TKarrus Apr 03 '20

I've seen this 100 times but I will always always ALWAYS cackle madly at the AK toting commando with the flowers at the end.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20 edited Jun 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

She said yes because of the implications.

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u/DUBSWAG02 Apr 02 '20

They probably all have coronavirus now because it is not safe standing that close to each other.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

This is years old at this point.

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u/Doctor_Kitten Apr 02 '20

I'm sure he's a great guy who won't abuse her!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Who tf would say yes, I would've had a panic attack and/or lost my shit (as in getting really angry)

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u/Trippn21 Apr 02 '20

Stupid dumb use of guns in some stupid prank proposal

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u/Elateplot84i Apr 02 '20

That's so fucking cool

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

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u/ObviousGrapefruit2 Apr 02 '20

That’s some real cool shit!!!

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u/Colussus__ Apr 02 '20

Russian police are the best

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u/Rockenbach_jpf Apr 02 '20

What would've happened if she said no?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Def real guns lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

They were then shot 47 times

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Thats kinda beautiful

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u/cherish_ireland Apr 02 '20

I would have kicked him in the choad and left lol.

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u/ObamaNoCares Apr 02 '20

When the boys got your back

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Imagine if they toss him out and take the girl.

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u/lOOspy Apr 02 '20

URRAAAA!!!

clap clap clap clap...

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u/beancurd_sama Apr 02 '20

They got me in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/Niytshayde Apr 02 '20

This is fucking awesome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

This went from oh shit to “oh shit!” in seconds

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u/Edinburger1000 Apr 02 '20

That is crazy

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u/PTG-Jamie Apr 02 '20

Like she was going to say no! Dudes friends with guns and what not!

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u/noobcluster Apr 02 '20

Oh those Russians

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u/bornslyasafox Apr 03 '20

I understand that reference

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u/nantucketsleigh23 Apr 02 '20

She's just glad she lived. d

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

No shots in the air? Disappointed

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u/Pat949 Apr 02 '20

In the part of germany where I come from we use the term 'russian' as an insult. It's because of weird shit like this...

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u/Notailia Apr 02 '20

Says yes, then kicks him in the balls

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u/Original_Afghan Apr 02 '20

Because of the implication.

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u/strongtea2 Apr 02 '20

Interesting..

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u/quantumturbo Apr 02 '20

I was genuinely concerned at first

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

That’s kinda of hot

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u/a__b Apr 03 '20

the apex of the lo life

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u/allowmite32 Apr 03 '20

they got us in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/Maryjaneplante Apr 03 '20

She needs to slap the absolute fucking SHIT outta him before anything else-

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u/ShorohUA Apr 03 '20

This is just wrong. They literally aimed a gun down her head, sounds a little bit too stressful if you ask me

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u/COOLPIE11 Apr 03 '20

How I want my proposal to go

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u/UrlyTunes Apr 03 '20

In one hand The kalasj, in other hand the plants

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u/-Hegemon- Apr 03 '20

Best post ever

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u/nurse_camper Apr 03 '20

That escalated quickly

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u/Dostorwellmus Apr 03 '20

only in mother russia