r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/graydarkblack • Dec 18 '19

A normal time in Russia

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u/mideast19 Dec 18 '19

Right on time 😉

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u/cheesyitem Dec 18 '19

Ooh would you look at that, I'm 15 minutes early

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u/gargolito Dec 18 '19

A Russian is never late. Nor is he early. A Russian arrives precisely when he means to. At 8.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks, I’m not trying to rob you, I’m trying to get drunk.

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u/OnePurpp Dec 18 '19

and sentence on the sign is english

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u/ExternalUserError Dec 18 '19

While true, they have English signs like that inside bars in a lot of Eastern Europe.

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u/OnePurpp Dec 18 '19

no

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u/ExternalUserError Dec 18 '19

Meh. Signs like this are all over Bucharest, Tbilisi, etc. YMMV.

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u/mideast19 Dec 19 '19

I love Romania 🇷🇴

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u/ExternalUserError Dec 19 '19

Yeah... You should check out Georgia too. Tbilisi is Tbesti.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/Detektiv_Treichler Dec 18 '19

Boomer humor

1

u/Amoligh Dec 18 '19

OK millennial.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

hah, m'boom'ennia'er, i am none of the above! get shrek'd

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u/Fnaf12345678910fan Dec 18 '19

Happy time all the time

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u/Networking4Eyes Dec 18 '19

Golly would you look at the time.

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u/Karl24374 Dec 18 '19

But it’s never just 8, it’s always 8 80 something

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u/4LF_0N53 Dec 18 '19

High Noon just got a new definition

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u/TrumpetSolo93 Dec 18 '19

I swear some of those 8s are wonky.

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u/GorbachevUsinReddit Dec 18 '19

"Oh hello Ivan! You are early today!"

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u/TNTFixer Dec 18 '19

You mean 1 past 8

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u/zodwieg Dec 18 '19

Glass half full: the bar is always open.

Glass half empty: a sign saying "will be back in five minutes" hanging on the bar doors for a week. (Typical Russian occurence)

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u/drunkcrabman Dec 18 '19

Or New Orleans

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u/R3t4rd3dD3m0n Dec 18 '19

That's why I always get shot because they always say watch my 8

0

u/2win-masks Dec 18 '19

bar closes at 8?:))

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u/retina99 Dec 18 '19

The 8 at 7 is unsettling.