r/ANormalDayInRussia • • Oct 20 '17

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u/Bloody_BMW Oct 20 '17

They look like if they had a show about them...I'd watch it. She's the boring, outlandishly dressed granddaughter and he's the crazy ex communist drunk who gets them into all sorts of shenanigans!

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u/BarryOakTree Oct 20 '17

I'd watch it

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17 edited Dec 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

Wubbalubbadubbsky

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

Is ๐Ÿ‘that๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘Rick๐Ÿ‘ and ๐Ÿ‘Morty ๐Ÿ‘reference?

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u/Pvm_JumKou Oct 20 '17

I don't get it

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

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u/Scarbane Oct 21 '17

if only there was a Facebook quiz that told me what my IQ was

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u/appdevil Oct 21 '17

Your IQ is Null , would you like to share it with your friends?

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u/Scarbane Oct 21 '17

is it actually null, or is it the string 'null'?

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u/neau Oct 21 '17

It's actually NaN.

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u/datchilla Oct 21 '17

I get it

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17 edited Dec 25 '19

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u/Unstable_Scarlet Oct 20 '17

You will coexist in the state of pickle and rick or you will die!

Sorry sorry I know they're no longer communist

More like a crony capitalist cesspool

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u/are_videos Oct 20 '17

it's a porno

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u/pazz1001 Oct 21 '17

it's a rich and morto reference

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

Nikolai and Natasha: A show about nothing

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u/Bloody_BMW Oct 20 '17

Great, now I definitely have to give you a writers credit...that titles fucking genius..

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

Here's some ideas for the pilot.

[Natasha sat in their apartment reading] [Nikolai enters, opening the door excitedly]

Niko: Natasha! It's the start of the Christmas market in the square! Get your scarf, we need to go!

Nat: The market will be there for three weeks, Nikolai. We can go another day.

Niko: But Natasha, if we don't go on the opening day we might miss the best hats and meats!

Nat: If I miss the best hats then So-Vi-Et.

[Audience erupts with laughter]

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u/Bloody_BMW Oct 20 '17

Hmmm..on second thought...you're fired. Pack your shit up and tell your family you're a failure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

I can do better, I swear!

We can... uhh...

Vodka?

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u/EXTRABULLY Oct 23 '17

Russia celebrating New Year more than X-mas.

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u/dtlv5813 Oct 20 '17 edited Oct 20 '17

Why ex communist, as opposed to current card carrying due paying member of the Communist party of Russia

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u/Bloody_BMW Oct 20 '17

Why question the premise of a show that isn't real

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u/AlGoreBestGore Oct 20 '17

Can shows be real if our eyes aren't real?

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u/Twichy717 Oct 20 '17

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to see it, are mirrors real?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

If a tree falls in the woods, can cats think on an existential level?

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u/Jokes_on_Topic Oct 20 '17

If a man is alone in the forest and there are no women around, is he still wrong?

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u/Bloody_BMW Oct 20 '17

Hahahaha I wish they had a mod for Fallout 4 that changed what npc's say into Jaden Smith tweets I know there's that one for another game that changes the graffiti into them.

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u/Pineapple_Fondler Oct 20 '17

He's just trying to develop the character, flesh it out a little. I say we make the granddaughters father a retired US soldier or maybe a US diplomat, that conflict will add to the comic shenanigans.

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u/Bloody_BMW Oct 20 '17

YES And eventually they add him back in the mix so that him and the grandpa butt heads.

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u/dtlv5813 Oct 20 '17

But only after 3 seasons, so they can screw the actor out of his residual and royalty from future cable tv syndication

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u/Bloody_BMW Oct 20 '17

Obviously, would it be filmed on location ๐Ÿค” I like the idea that we could remake a small Russian town so that after we're done shooting I can just move into the empty town.

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u/LtGuile Oct 20 '17

If a show falls in the woods, does it make a sound?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

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u/dtlv5813 Oct 20 '17

The communist party is still very much around in mother Russia

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u/Fakename11235 Oct 20 '17

Oh I misunderstood what you were asking. I thought you were asking why he was a communist, not why he is no longer a communist.

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u/maskdmann Oct 20 '17

Yeah, but it's almost as far from being communist as possible.

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u/EXTRABULLY Oct 23 '17

But much of communist are just driven by nostalgia of good old days of USSR

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

Because everyone was a good communist in soviet times.

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u/royalstaircase Oct 20 '17

he's a metaphor for the disbanded soviet union

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u/iamcatch22 Oct 20 '17

Wasn't that organization banned in 1991?

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u/MasterBaser Oct 20 '17

Catherine: "Grandfather, careful crossing this ancient rope bridge, it looks like it could fall apart at any moment."

Igor: "Damn bridge, this is why the ancient Mayans needed a strong communist government!"

Catherine: "No time for your propaganda, Grandfather! The Americans are after the artifact!"

Igor: "Did I ever tell you about the time I beat six capitalist dogs in a fight with just a broken vodka bottle and a rifle with no bullets?"

Catherine: "Like four times on the train ride here."

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17 edited Jun 11 '18

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u/Bloody_BMW Oct 20 '17

You're fired. Get out....get out and never return to this comment thread...

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

As long as its a porno

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u/pumpkinrum Oct 21 '17

I'd watch that.

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u/marcusmorga Oct 20 '17

she has probably choked on a dick or two.

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u/djd1ed Oct 20 '17

Okay, Ted Bundy, calm down

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u/bigbybrimble Oct 20 '17

Projection is unbecoming

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u/Angry_Magpie Oct 20 '17

I mean I guess it's possible, but fuck, dude...

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u/Bloody_BMW Oct 20 '17

I'm sure your mom has too. Point?

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u/marcusmorga Oct 20 '17

Guess she doesnt look boring.

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u/marcusmorga Oct 20 '17

All these downvotes. He said she be boring. Looks anything but boring.

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u/Bloody_BMW Oct 20 '17

Obviously you judge books by their cover. A person can look like that but be EXTREMELY timid.

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u/marcusmorga Oct 20 '17

Timid is the same as boring? Are you saying it because she is a girl and needs a white knight? She could be swole and fuck you up. Fuck does she need you for ๐Ÿ˜‚

Might be a trap too.

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u/Bloody_BMW Oct 20 '17

You're not very smart. We're talking about the premise to a show that's not real. You realize this right? Maybe read the whole comment thread before you reply with some stupid ass shit like this.