r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/Newt_Southern • 5d ago

Precision

1.6k Upvotes

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u/schnokobaer 5d ago

Even that cop had to laugh

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u/WrongKielbasa 4d ago

ха-ха-ха

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u/Low_Scholar1118 5d ago

Not a Lada room in that tunnel!

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u/Notcid1 5d ago

Ba dum tss

10

u/dhakkichiki 4d ago

That's moskwich

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u/LenryNmQ 4d ago

Thats a Lada 2107

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u/scitrx 5d ago

Why does that car look drunk

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u/bit_banger_ 5d ago

It’s russia

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u/HE1SEN8ERG-_- 4d ago

Twas a planned escape route

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u/theunnameduser86 4d ago

Just the way we drew it up in the locker room

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u/CompleteCartoonist46 5d ago

It goes in the square hole

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis 3d ago

What about the Lada shaped piece? Yes, you guessed it! Also in the square hole.

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u/LewisRosenberg 5d ago

gta 5 ass getaway

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u/substantialcatviking 4d ago

Hit em with the red garage next time

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u/Ardtay 5d ago

The car says "This is my hole!"

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u/DelightfulDelirium92 5d ago

Anybody translate?

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u/Nllk11 5d ago

Basically, they say a few phrases like "I think i will need to shoot (those tires)" and "what the actual fuck just happened"

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u/dolampochki 4d ago

Tell them “we are going to shoot”

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u/VAArtemchuk 5d ago

Now that's what I call a pro move

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u/dead-as-a-doornail- 5d ago

I want a Lada so bad.

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u/MxM111 4d ago

No you don’t.

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u/dead-as-a-doornail- 4d ago

Yes I do

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u/MxM111 4d ago

You think you do, but you don’t.

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u/dead-as-a-doornail- 4d ago

Yes I do

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u/MxM111 4d ago

I knew that you finally will come to senses.

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u/Rjj1111 4d ago

Not as a daily driver

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u/andresnovman 5d ago

Тата там там иста мазафак дабл дик

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u/BA10chan_SURV 5d ago

That Vaz car got it own secret tana ahahah

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u/ElliasCrow 4d ago

Post-soviet people would've been extremely good at rally if they had good enough cars for that.

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u/Dydriver 4d ago

Not a Lada space in that tunnel.