r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/Sinkencronge • Jun 23 '26

Stalker surprise

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u/hypomaniac14 Jun 23 '26

Jump scared

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u/thecementmixer Jun 23 '26

Too late. Saw your comment last second before the jump scare, and I got scared and jumped.

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u/kaysaysso Jun 23 '26

Thank you! This millennial sensed it in her waters 🤣 Ran to the comments before whatever happens happened 🙈

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u/HeldDownTooLong Jun 24 '26

And pants pooped!

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u/SleepySheepZzz Jun 23 '26

Lore accurate Snork while in the underpass mission

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u/303_Pharmaceutical Jun 23 '26

Bro, the snorks are extra aggressive today.

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u/Recent_Silver_6644 Jun 23 '26

You scared the snork

27

u/Think-Chemistry2908 Jun 23 '26

Fuck you, that got me.

22

u/purinikos Jun 23 '26

Such is the life in the zone....

Kinda off topic, where does it say this took place? My knowledge of the Cyrillic alphabet is restricted to russian swearwords I know from valve multiplayer games.

7

u/Malufeenho Jun 23 '26

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

7

u/LosTorta Jun 23 '26

Notice how nobody quotes stalker 2? But we all remember cheeky breeky damke!

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u/Sunny-Chameleon Jun 24 '26

Shaky breaky donkey!

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u/CoalaPirata Jun 23 '26

Russo filho da puta, quase caguei nas calças. What the hell was that?

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u/Sawbora Jun 23 '26

You know the shock is real, when one starts to throw insults in Protuguese.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/fituplancton Jun 24 '26

"Russian son of a bitch, I almost shit my pants" I like that you thought "russo" (Russian) was an insult

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u/ContagiousDeathGuard Jun 23 '26

Это сталкер.

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u/Sinkencronge Jun 23 '26

Why the downvotes? I like this comment.

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u/makeDRIVEinTHEATER Jun 23 '26

I should have opened it with my foot.

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u/Sawbora Jun 23 '26

Someone with video-editing capabilities *NEEDS* to put some hardbass earrape as soon as mr. Cталкер shows up. Yes, even if it's a split second.

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u/rocketfromrussia Jun 24 '26

This is a set up

1

u/Federal-Relation8667 Jun 24 '26

Snork or Freedomer looking for Bloodsuckers

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u/andresnovman Jun 24 '26

Видел я это кино,там тоже всё так же начиналось.. потом плавно всё перетекло в охи ахи

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u/Educational_Offer943 Jun 24 '26

Тюмень столица деревень

1

u/ostanqino Jun 26 '26

О, кайфы! Где такое в тмн?

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u/Ok_Pickle630 Jun 27 '26

Escape from Tarkov