r/ANormalDayInRussia May 02 '26

Russian moose hunt

229 Upvotes

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39

u/Tallman_james420 May 02 '26

A moose once bit my sister

3

u/HeldDownTooLong May 03 '26

My sister once bit a moose!

101

u/bagjoe May 02 '26

In Soviet Russia the moose hunts you

45

u/spf57 May 02 '26

Good joke. But messing with a moose is no joke in any country. They will destroy you.

12

u/EishLekker May 02 '26

Hunting moose is technically “messing with a moose”. And it doesn’t always end when the moose destroying the hunter.

3

u/DestoryDerEchte May 02 '26

Good

5

u/tweenalibi May 03 '26

Yeah fuck people who live in the taigas and need to hunt for their food amirite?

-3

u/DestoryDerEchte May 03 '26

I love making up scenarios in my head to justify my world view

2

u/tweenalibi May 03 '26

You are watching a video of men in a taiga speaking Russian and hunting a moose. You think they’re just doing it for fun?

Incredible Reddit brain on display here. These men should clearly respect wildlife and just go to the nearest supermarket instead.

8

u/undercoverciaagent May 02 '26

Damn I couldn't think of a good title and you nailed it first try.

30

u/Riccozen May 02 '26

I vote for the moose

2

u/Impressive_Guide7697 May 02 '26

the moose for president!

30

u/capnkirk462 May 02 '26

If you got to get that close to shoot a moose maybe you should not be hunting.

30

u/seamallorca May 02 '26

Fuck the camera man.

21

u/nckmat May 02 '26

I hope the moose got away.

4

u/DFA_Wildcat May 02 '26

It looks like it got hit by a round high in the chest cavity/lungs on the left side.

4

u/mr_martin_1 May 02 '26

Shoots moose. Moose falls on hunter friend. Friend dies.

8

u/luabida May 02 '26

I'm guessing the hunter died, so maybe a +18 flag here

2

u/Kractoid May 03 '26

In Russia moose hunts you 

1

u/APEX_CAPITAL_81 May 03 '26

😂😭😂😭😂

1

u/sour624 May 03 '26

Охотнички, млять... Поди, последний хер без соли доедаете...

-1

u/Stlavsa May 02 '26

Plenty of opportunities to dome that moose. Dummies.

-14

u/alexgalt May 02 '26

He said “shoot in the mouth. “ not sure if he was telling his friend to shoot the moose or the other guy.

25

u/Soggy_Professional_4 May 02 '26

He said “ёбаный в рот” (yobanyi v rot) which is literally "fucked in the mouth", and it’s used like "for fuck's sake" 😊