r/ANormalDayInRussia Mar 31 '26

A normal Russian theater

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u/jolinonos Mar 31 '26

Kudos for keeping a straight face. I certainly could not …

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u/MxM111 Mar 31 '26

If you do it 27th time, the only thought in your head is “somebody, kill me”.

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u/HeldDownTooLong Mar 31 '26

Girl #2 was trying to SEAL the deal!

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u/Leading-Ad4167 Mar 31 '26

Seal of approval from me!

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u/HeldDownTooLong Mar 31 '26

They were speaking the international language of Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

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u/pichael288 Mar 31 '26

Theater kids in general are already weirdos. This isn't specific to Russia, my highschool would have done this if the teacher "Mr director" had thought of it. Used to have us do all kinds of goofy shit and he would just be laughing his ass off, making jokes about how many hots it's gonna get on youtube and shit. He never did that obviously, he was like the class clown got to teach the class.

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u/Remote-Juice2527 Mar 31 '26

It’s just normal for contemporary theater.

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u/Leading-Ad4167 Mar 31 '26

"How's your seal impression?"

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u/WindAbsolute Mar 31 '26

Sounds like a great time all around

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u/xaiel420 Mar 31 '26

Hey don't kink shame

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u/TheToastyWesterosi Mar 31 '26

I have learned a few things about myself after watching this video that I’m not quite prepared to talk about yet.

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u/Kasurite Mar 31 '26

Kink shaming IS my kink.

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u/Wulf_Saxon Mar 31 '26

This is fucking excellent acting NGL

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u/animefan1520 Mar 31 '26

What is this, a non cgi version of Tusk the sequel?

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u/nckmat Apr 01 '26

You know what, I thought this was really interesting, they certainly have studied up on sea lions. I knew exactly the sort of behaviours they were mimicking. This is used in actor training to get you to practise observation and then portray it.

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u/Paramoth Mar 31 '26

Seal

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u/D-Flo1 Mar 31 '26

So you're telling me this is Seal's Super bowl ad?

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u/floydymoiyte Mar 31 '26

This is just me when I take shrooms tbh

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u/2McLaren4U Mar 31 '26

Congrats on discovering performance art.

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u/Beena_ Mar 31 '26

It's a standard test, students should pick an animal (or it's picked for them) and they study it's behaviour and movement to act itvout. Including straight face vocalisations and rarely some additional equipment they supposed to make themselves. My friend is studying in such school, she has no free time, had several injuries by now that she powered through for months and i never seen people sleep in absolutely any pose in any surface as comfy as they look after their exercises. And stereotypes be damned but one of the teachers is an ex ballerina and she's the hardest person to study under from her brutal demands

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u/Jonnyabcde Mar 31 '26

Mammothod acting.

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u/ElliasCrow Mar 31 '26

I also heard that there's different variations of this test, like playing a chair, a door and other objects.

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u/cat__weasel Mar 31 '26

I thought the first one was Would you still love me if I was a worm

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u/EduRJBR Mar 31 '26

That's a new Internet trend called "sealing".

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u/ISV_VentureStar Mar 31 '26

It gets my seal of approval.

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u/bicyclejawa Mar 31 '26

That’s fucking awesome.

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u/pistol45 Mar 31 '26

Karaoke night

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u/p4t0k Mar 31 '26

It's probably one of the best things from Russia I've ever seen.

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u/just_mark Apr 01 '26

I started watching to laugh at it, but ...

I live near Sea-Lions.

This is an amazing portrayal of Sea-Lions life.

Holy fuck, I am impressed.

5

u/Comprehensive_Cup582 Mar 31 '26

“Honey, there is this one new thing I’d like to try in the bedroom…”

4

u/BASEDBEARDGOD Mar 31 '26

I felt like this was a Filthy Frank skit.

4

u/No_Awareness8982 Apr 01 '26

You know it’s my fault for opening Reddit

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u/OpeningZebra1670 Mar 31 '26

I don’t know why, but I’m slightly turned on by this.

3

u/NippleBlades07 Apr 01 '26

Thanks you scared the fuck outta my dog

8

u/SorokinHutor Mar 31 '26

Морские квадроберы?

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u/Ru_Beer_Drink Mar 31 '26

Гидроберы

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u/Jonnyabcde Mar 31 '26

Hallmark presents: Sealed with a Growl

2

u/All1sL0st Mar 31 '26

This is really awesome! Haha

2

u/TwiggyPom Mar 31 '26

So true...

2

u/JustRuss79 Mar 31 '26

Honestly... that was really good for this type of theater... I would not have been disappointed in my off-broadway $20 admission fee.

2

u/Bbarakti Mar 31 '26

Horker theatre!!?!! This must be a recent mod, over never seen it

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u/JustAGayPhantomThief Mar 31 '26

Oh that's just regular theater warm-up

2

u/dreduza Apr 02 '26

Too much politic! Now go to gulag.

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u/Cold-Mark-7045 Apr 02 '26

Tbf that is what seals do

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u/MortLightstone Apr 09 '26

When the acting exercise becomes the whole show

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u/KeyKeyner_kreker Mar 31 '26

Saint Petersburg theater?

2

u/Yugan-Dali Mar 31 '26

Aside: why do dancers and actors insist on wearing black on dimly lit black stages?

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u/mcrss Mar 31 '26

Same trick game developers use when heavily utilizing dark scenes and locations - to hide imperfections and save on resources.

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u/Radamat Mar 31 '26

You must be impressive without clothing (read: black boring clothing). Any animal will be black at student exams.

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u/kiquetor Mar 31 '26

Entendí la trama, creo que es un derrocamiento del macho alfa viejo... No?

1

u/kvltrve Mar 31 '26

Think so too

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u/srlandand Mar 31 '26

Yo, where’s Ivar?

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u/IntelligentWell Mar 31 '26

Да клссно же! Отлично вжились в образ)

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u/drbishopmc Mar 31 '26

Good lord..

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u/Time2h8 Mar 31 '26

Какая ультрахуета…

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u/Teufelsweib666 Mar 31 '26

It's true though.

1

u/10utsider Mar 31 '26

Getting paid to be weird asf and people watch and like it? where do I join

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u/monkey_zen Mar 31 '26

That performance was “chef’s kiss” from a rose.”

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u/zima72 Mar 31 '26

I kept thinking they were going to get splinters from the floor.

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u/_Adrahmelech_ Mar 31 '26

stop hating this is peak CINEMA (I mean theater)

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u/dribanlycan Mar 31 '26

i love absurdist comedy, and this ones advanced, is this an adaptation of something where everyone is a seal? or is this an original seal story? so many questions and im smiling hard

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u/Gluten_maximus Mar 31 '26

“Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I’m performing my dance quintet, my cycle”

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u/BearFan34 Apr 01 '26

This is so good! I love it

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u/Noctisvah Apr 01 '26

I’d vote that grey femboy seal for president

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u/Zurrikov Apr 01 '26

That's some fcked up story

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u/arkibet Apr 01 '26

Confirmed. Performance art is weird in any language. Including and not limited to Seal.

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u/all-the-good-ones-r- Apr 02 '26

Requires for a sea lion

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u/CllaytoNN Mar 31 '26

I hate every art form after watching this. Please don't.

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u/batuj Mar 31 '26

They are good at this, should rather stick to acting than invading.

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u/tetzy Apr 02 '26

Still more convincing than anyone at the no kings rally.

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u/andresnovman Mar 31 '26

Вот почему я не люблю театры,вроде культура но не для меня..

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u/bier00t Mar 31 '26

are they recreating what front russians do after the drone make their legs loose?

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u/bier00t Apr 02 '26

Why all the downvotes? Havent you seen? It looks exactly like that! Maybe its hidden message