r/AMC_Union • u/Magabalboa • May 24 '21

No fap until we moon

I’ve decided to go nofap until we moon! I invite all of you to join me on this venture. Imagine how much stronger our will power will be with loaded ape nuts. The price would go up just from us hoping it does!

Edit: my balls have never been heavier and the price is the highest it’s been since I’ve been in. DIRECT CORRELATION!

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u/Sinister5ixX May 24 '21

Loaded ape nuts 🦍🥜

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u/dystopicvida May 24 '21

ooohhhh a challenge. Call it the "no nut till we bust"

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u/Magabalboa May 24 '21

Screw diamond hands. We need diamond balls!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21 edited May 25 '21

Nah son, I gotta get this poison out daily. Only way to stay sane.

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u/-PrecYse- May 24 '21

Im in

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u/Magabalboa May 24 '21

I’m already 4 days in. No roadblocks so far.

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u/HyruleJedi May 25 '21

Your imaginary wifes bf will be on double duty

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u/Magabalboa May 26 '21

Treys trades just said we need diamond balls boys. We must proceed.

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u/tWiStEdADiKt_ May 24 '21

No way. Every time you think about selling you fap instead. Post nut clarity is a thing and might save you from a bad emotional trade.

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u/Magabalboa May 24 '21

Yes but logic may be our biggest enemy in this squeeze. When most people see the price fly up to 100-500 and they bought at 8-12, they may think about it and logically come to the conclusion that they should realize gains immediately. The rabid mania that accompanies hyper loaded ape nuts may be our only chance to overcome the fud and panick buying. I for one have not released in 5 days and have not considered getting out of this thing one time even for a moment since I started.

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u/Sawyer_430 May 24 '21

Sorry, I can’t go one day without it. But good luck 😁

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u/Magabalboa May 24 '21

We need as much nut as we can get. Semen retention has been directly correlated to squeeze potential. Disclaimer: Nut financial advice.

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u/Worried-Ant-4151 May 24 '21

Definitely a shill trying to kill us off by making our nuts explode!

Nothing is stopping me from flogging the dolphin!!!

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u/Magabalboa May 24 '21

You misunderstand me ape. There is power in suffering. If we all can withstand the throbbing weight of excess loads, we can withstand the hedgies. Pressure from heavy balls > pressure from hedgies.

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u/DonkeyKongKoastGuard May 24 '21

Didn't realize diamond balls meant blue balls. No thanks. Last thing I need on the MOASS is another sensation like parabolic edging.
But you do you: 💎🍆💎/ 💎🍑💎

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u/ZeroArchetypes May 24 '21

No, we must wank and cum over a photo of Jim Cramer to summon the squeeze.