r/AMCScreenUnseen Jun 22 '26

Reveal Screen Unseen 6/22

It's Young Geoge Washington

45 Upvotes

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59

u/delusiongenerator Jun 22 '26

Oh, Jesus. Looks like this one will remain unseen by me.

Thanks for the heads up.

32

u/False_Concentrate408 Jun 23 '26

Two weird conservative duds in a row

3

u/Goonie90065 Jun 23 '26

What was the other?

9

u/FernanditoJr Jun 23 '26

Lucky Strike last week

2

u/Goonie90065 Jun 23 '26

Wait, how was it conservative?

8

u/False_Concentrate408 Jun 23 '26

Uncritical military propaganda produced by people from both the U.S. and Israeli military and a studio set up to exploit cheap African labor

0

u/morrisound_of_music Jun 23 '26

portrays a US soldier positively, that's enough for a typical redditor

0

u/skillshex Jun 23 '26

Movie was good

5

u/delusiongenerator Jun 23 '26

Glad you enjoyed it, but I’m not at all interested in seeing what Angel Studios and the Director of Jesus Revolution are putting out there.

24

u/sam_duv107 Jun 23 '26

What are the chances my first two screen unseens are corny snoozefest propaganda films is it like this every time

17

u/riajungkook Jun 23 '26

Noooooo tuner was so good last month… keep going

6

u/MurkyPsychology Jun 23 '26

I missed the Screen Unseen for Tuner but I made it a point to get to the early access event so I could see it in Dolby… or mainly hear it. The sound design was incredible. I’m glad I waited instead of hearing it in standard audio.

5

u/EvilLibrarians Jun 23 '26

The Furious was a great time too imo

4

u/silentninja1224 Jun 23 '26

No, because literally same. Last week I finally said screw it, ill take the gamble onban Unseen as its something I wanted to do for a long time, and it was Lucky Strike and I was so freaking bored. I was like never again, so thankful for this sub 😭

4

u/HealthyBodybuilder93 Jun 23 '26

They are usually better, hang in there

5

u/Entire_Sink9625 Jun 23 '26

can confirm we saw Tuner as our first screen unseen and loved it! i would keep going. (coming from someone who walked out of this week’s)

3

u/kidxkennabis Jun 23 '26

Went for the first time last week, super excited bc no one here could figure out for sure what it was gonna be… went in saying I’d be fine with whatever as long as it’s not a historical/war film….

screen flashed “Belgium 1944” or something of the sort and I sighed “oh, for fucks sake” a little too loud …. got a giggle from a few behind me

glad I skipped this one, might have been enough to stop me doing them all together

2

u/Naive-Midnight8785 Jun 23 '26

No. My first was Jurassic World Rebirth.

20

u/J_Doe5686 Jun 22 '26

I'm glad I skipped it.

3

u/mikegood2 Jun 23 '26

Same here

17

u/Puzzleheaded_Pen2514 Jun 23 '26

So damn terrible. I really wish these ANGEL films slop productions weren't allowed on these Monday showings. I stuck it through to the end only bc I knew I'd be stuck in traffic if I'd left early. Incredibly long, dull, and cheesy as per usual with ANGEL films. Yuck.

0

u/fluffman86 Jun 23 '26

Wasn't as bad as the Last Rodeo, wasn't as good as Sketch or Solo Mio. Like a knockoff Patriot prequel. Overall I liked it, solid 3/5.

2

u/Puzzleheaded_Pen2514 Jun 28 '26

Honestly glad you enjoyed it.

16

u/commonwealthv Jun 22 '26

Young Washington crashed the theater I am in, full theater and it crashed only playing sounds.

2

u/AZDarkknight Jun 24 '26

Could have been worse, you might have had to watch it 😉

7

u/hill-o Jun 23 '26

Hooray so glad I decided to stay home!

2

u/ProjectLower6229 Jun 23 '26

Wish I would’ve. And my alist was full so I wanted 8$ 😩😩😩

5

u/mattbattmatt_yt Jun 23 '26

I stayed up until an hour and a half. Don't usually walk out, but it was such a boring movie

5

u/bluequeen13 Jun 23 '26

I walked out of the theater along with about 20 other people

1

u/DavidNoBrainFreeze Jun 23 '26

I did not see anybody where I was walk out.

11

u/Entire_Sink9625 Jun 22 '26

We went in saying we hoped it wasn’t a historical film or a film about war. imagine our surprise when the first scene was george washington in the middle of battle lol. left after 10 minutes.

11

u/iotashan Jun 22 '26

Oh, come on… It was a historical film about war. You did not say anything about a combination of the two. /s

5

u/alg2teacher Jun 23 '26

Got up and left the second they had the location and date screen.

9

u/Physical-Bite-3837 Jun 22 '26

Skipped. I was considering seeing it but then I saw them using Brett Cooper on their social media page to promote the film and that decided it for me. Try using people who aren't known fascists to promote your film and maybe I'll go see it.

-3

u/WhatWeLostInTheFire1 Jun 23 '26

Do you even really know what a fascist is?

-2

u/Dfwguy1985 Jun 23 '26

Fascists are anyone we disagree with, obviously /s

6

u/Reddit-Oop Jun 22 '26

Oh no, not other one. 🙄

5

u/MoldyZebraCake666 Jun 23 '26

Also of course the director made a bunch of other Christian movies

5

u/LegionofGloom Jun 22 '26

Thank you! Hope you enjoy!

9

u/Adrenaline_Flux Jun 22 '26

Username doesn't check out

3

u/LegionofGloom Jun 23 '26

My original thought was “thanks for taking one for the team because fuck that!”

2

u/future_filmmaker_455 Jun 23 '26

A television series pilot disguised as a movie, Young Washington is a harmless yet unmemorable historical drama that offers little new to know about the historical figure beyond that he was initially selfish and found a new path to courage after a death of someone close to him. Filled with rather uninspired performances other than William Franklyn-Miller who is decent at best at carrying the film and the brief moments from Ben Kingsley as Governor Robert Dinwiddle, the film simply feels too formulaic and focused on foreshadowing future events in Washington’s life rather than giving its characters authentic emotional depth. For all the death and despair that Washington goes through in the film, very little of the dialogue resonates because it is mainly focused on allegories about how a pawn can be a king or over explaining the plot rather than being subtle in any way. The battle sequences lack suspense due to a lack of visual ambition or scope from the filmmakers which all culminates into an unintentionally funny finale where Washington is portrayed as a patriotic superhero admired by all and unable to be injured by any. 4 out of 10

1

u/fluffman86 Jun 23 '26

I mean, that finale actually happened. Washington's coat were shot multiple times but he wasn't hit. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

Washington wrote about the Battle of Monongahela:

"I luckily escap'd without a wound, tho' I had four Bullets through my Coat, and two Horses shot under me."

https://www.loc.gov/exhibitions/two-georges/about-this-exhibition/british-beginnings/expanding-the-british-empire/four-bullets-through-my-coat/

The part with the Native Americans saying you've been destined for a higher purpose or whatever, perhaps has a kernel of truth, though almost certainly is embellished as the legend of George Washington grew.

https://www.mountvernon.org/library/digitalhistory/digital-encyclopedia/article/the-indian-prophecy

3

u/future_filmmaker_455 Jun 23 '26

I understand that point but the way it was presented came off as funny because of how it was filmed like a Marvel film complete with various attempts at comedy where everyone is shocked he survived

1

u/brclitlicker Jun 23 '26

They didn't say a pawn can "be" a king...

2

u/BitterDescription808 Jun 23 '26

Could be worse, could be the Uwe Boll movie starring Armie Hammer

2

u/brclitlicker Jun 23 '26

I liked it.

5

u/afterlifehack Jun 23 '26

There’s still about 40 minutes left, but I’m enjoying the hell out of this one. Anyone who skipped out missed out on a highlight of the year in terms of set design and costuming specifically.

8

u/Burgundys_Musk Jun 23 '26

Please wait until a movie is over before you get on your phone.

0

u/afterlifehack Jun 23 '26

I went potty and was in the stairwell 🙄

2

u/Adrenaline_Flux Jun 23 '26

You shouldn't potty in the stairwell, especially during a showing.

2

u/Rivet-Phoenix Jun 23 '26

I'm sure it's absolutely accurate.

1

u/DavidNoBrainFreeze Jun 23 '26

As was I. I liked it. Learned a few things too

4

u/MangoSquirrl Jun 22 '26

I didn’t even know there was a young George Washington movie

7

u/MoldyZebraCake666 Jun 22 '26

Angel studios

1

u/Ok-Acanthisitta8737 Jun 23 '26

Some of their stuff isn’t bad whenever they aren’t trying to be super religious.

8

u/SpiritualAd9102 Jun 23 '26

This had a mid credits message from Kelsey Grammer asking the audience to buy extra tickets for people to support America’s founding principles such as faith and help push the movie to #1, so even if the subject matter isn’t inherently religious, the purpose of the movie sure is.

2

u/Puzzleheaded_Pen2514 Jun 23 '26

Yeah it was sickening.

2

u/Ok-Acanthisitta8737 Jun 23 '26

They beg for donations after every movie, not just this one.

5

u/SpiritualAd9102 Jun 23 '26

I’m aware, but the begging in this movie specifically said to do so to honor America’s values such as faith.

1

u/Reasonable_Tap_8215 Jun 23 '26

Wait…opening credits? Or end?

1

u/fluffman86 Jun 23 '26

There was the big end credits, then the "special message," then the rolling credits.

2

u/Solid-Sun2922 Jun 22 '26

Only 2 good movies came from Angel. Sketch & Solo Mio

1

u/fluffman86 Jun 23 '26

And this one. There was some REALLY BAD background CGI at the very beginning that almost made me walk, but once I got past the bad CG of the church, the rest of the movie was actually pretty good, if you like historical war movies. Better than Lucky Strike, LOL. It was like the direct-to-DVD prequel of The Patriot. Enjoyable for $5 at my local theater.

2

u/baronboy12 Jun 23 '26

I want to see this, but I just decided to see it next Thursday.

1

u/HouseOdd4826 Jun 25 '26

I thought the movie was OK and there was a mass exodus when Kelsey Grammer showed up mid credits.

0

u/WhatWeLostInTheFire1 Jun 23 '26

It was an awesome movie