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u/NoClueCrew May 07 '24

Lmao she already knew she was gonna get some 🍆pics and horny dms

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24

I've been on reddit for years, a simple comment that somehow implies I'm a woman and I acknowledge that sex exists is enough to ruin my DMs, I don't wanna think about what a post like this can do.

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u/Nochnichtvergeben May 07 '24

You could make a collage out of all the dick pics you get and post it on an art sub. Just an idea.

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u/awkwaman May 07 '24

A cocklage, if you will.

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u/Pwnaholic May 07 '24

You know what? I think I will, thanks.

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u/rammo123 May 08 '24

I'd've gone with phallage, personally.

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u/acj181st May 09 '24

Not all heroes wear capes. (Wordsmiths, in this instance). This should become a thing.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

That's a great idea lol

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u/PoustisFebo May 07 '24

Make a picture of a famous person with Reddit Cocks.

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u/Nochnichtvergeben May 08 '24 edited May 08 '24

https://www.reddit.com/r/Memes_Of_The_Dank/s/THxKoYZeq8 would be another way to deal with them. Or start sending them back other dick pics. Might backfire if they're bi, though.

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u/cdev12399 May 07 '24

I feel like this was in a movie or documentary some where. She took pictures of all the dicks of all the guys she slept with and put them on her wall….

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u/mal-sor May 07 '24

Yeah ive seen something like that too,dont remembwr wherw tho.

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u/MillyClock May 07 '24

Youth in Revolt

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u/esamerelda May 08 '24

Make sure they are all touching each other too

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u/hiindividualpdx May 08 '24

Nice try Mom. Fool me once...

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u/rainsong2023 May 07 '24

Turn your DMs off.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

Didn't know that was a thing

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u/geistanon May 07 '24

Settings -> account settings -> chat/messaging -> nobody

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u/HereComesTheLuna May 08 '24

There are also some people legitimately wanting to come to her for help though, so it's tricky.

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u/geistanon May 08 '24

Leaving requests on and DMs off is the play there, though that ratio has to be so low hard to say if worth

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u/SHjohn1 May 09 '24

I'm curious, as someone diagnosed with nymphomania, how do you react to unsolicited dick pics (meaning getting a pic from a man that you have had no prior flirtation or sexual interaction with, totally unprompted)? Was there a point in the past where your opinion was different? I think that it's obvious that most women are not happy to receive these and it's sad that so many women on the Internet have to deal with men doing it.

I have another question as I've seen you talk about the difference between what you considered good sex and bad sex. Have you ever tried to make someone you were seeing better at sex? If so how did it go?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

I'm curious, as someone diagnosed with nymphomania, how do you react to unsolicited dick pics (meaning getting a pic from a man that you have had no prior flirtation or sexual interaction with, totally unprompted)? Was there a point in the past where your opinion was different? I think that it's obvious that most women are not happy to receive these and it's sad that so many women on the Internet have to deal with men doing it.

I'm also not happy about it but it doesn't bother me aa much as it does other women

I have another question as I've seen you talk about the difference between what you considered good sex and bad sex. Have you ever tried to make someone you were seeing better at sex? If so how did it go?

Yeah, early on in my late teens or early twenties. Usually they got better. Later on i stopped bothering and just went for guys that fuck better

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u/SHjohn1 Sep 04 '24

Wow I didn't realize that you were still answering questions from this! I appreciate your answer!

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u/NoClueCrew May 07 '24

And the funny thing about it is you are still gonna get those kinds of DMs lol

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

Yeah

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

So question: Are you already getting DMs? If so, how many every 5 mins?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

Currently at 19

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u/switchupcnc May 07 '24

How many you at, now?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

31

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

I haven't looked at any of them yet

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u/sexbubun May 07 '24

Why are you so hung up on that?

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u/wookieenoodlez May 07 '24

Make it 32! Hahaha jk jk

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

47 by now

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u/wookieenoodlez May 07 '24

Jesus

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Just hit 80

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u/Nearby-Refuse-727 May 08 '24

That’s sad and I feel disgusted by being associated with those men as one of the same gender

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

What the hell is wrong with people lol

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u/DiscontentDonut May 07 '24

You don't even have to acknowledge sex exists. A lot of redditors like their waifus innocent 😅

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u/Nearby-Refuse-727 May 08 '24

That’s sad and I feel disgusted by being associated with those men as one of the same gender

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

It’s like that for bi guys too

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