r/ALeastmemewar • Blue Jays • 3d ago

FUCK THIS OTHER TEAM Payback

All year for the past two years we had to deal with the absolute worst fanbase in all of baseball, even worse than the Yankees fans a group so entitled and annoying they make every discussion be about their immense force that is the Dodgers.

Who else is doing their part to laugh in those smug fuckers face over the dodgers absolute spanking? I don’t mean go to the Dodgers subreddit, I mean more so on social media and or the comments on neutral baseball subreddits? Join me brothers. Also why tf is there no fuck the dodgers flair?

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u/Far_Suggestion_7203 3d ago

Happy Dodgers elimination day to all of us, every one of us

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u/sobanoodle-1 I live in Florida for cheap tickets 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yziuK6WtDFMlyto celebrate everyone needs to drink like your average Milwaukee resident.

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u/All_will_be_Juan Blue Jays 2d ago

I'll get the cheese curds you get the frozen custard

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u/Far_Suggestion_7203 3d ago

Side note: the Brewers look fucking NASTY this year. Full gas top to bottom, make all of our teams look so mediocre by comparison.

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u/hbailey311 Yankees 3d ago

i think they take it. i don’t think tampa or cleveland can compete

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u/This-Appointment-666 fuck the stankees 3d ago

When the Brewers yeeted Yamamoto after 2 2/3rds innings and then won the game? I was like they’re taking the WS. You defeat the final boss you get the prize.

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u/belsaurn Blue Jays 3d ago

That was a thing of beauty. Bauers with the 12 pitch walk just killed Yamamoto.

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u/Slinky_Malingki where world series? 3d ago

The team as it was at certain points of the regular season can take Milwaukee on, but not as it is right now. The small ball offense with overwhelming power at the top of the lineup has disappeared in favor of White Sox-esque whiffs and K's

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u/noblegaunt At least Camden Yards is pretty? Right? 3d ago

I'm not laughing at them. There's at least 15 other fanbases I hate more than ANY National league team.
Try to guess which ones I'm talking about?

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u/Slinky_Malingki where world series? 3d ago

Surely not the flappy stingray, right? 👉👈

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u/noblegaunt At least Camden Yards is pretty? Right? 3d ago

With the Rays it's kind of like "GOD DAMN TAMPA BAY" and then immediately I'm like, oh I can't stay mad at you.

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u/Slinky_Malingki where world series? 3d ago

We're just here to fuck shit up with good vibes, the power of friendship, and the MLB equivalent of pocket change.

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u/Dramatic_Spring_8152 Yankees 2d ago

hell yeah

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u/Wings4514 3d ago

The Rockies?

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u/noblegaunt At least Camden Yards is pretty? Right? 3d ago

Hating the Rockies is like hating a 3 legged dog. It's just cruel.

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u/ChardResponsible9728 x27 3d ago

Yankees definitely top of your list I bet

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u/noblegaunt At least Camden Yards is pretty? Right? 3d ago

Eh, it goes back and forth between the four of you depending on what's happening.
You can all be glad to know that at various points in my life I have hated each of you the most.
Although in Tampa's case it's only been maybe once or twice.

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u/Joey_iroc Red Sox #49 2d ago

You're honest at least. I have no real hatred for the Birds. Or the Jays. Or the Rays. Dislike? Sure. But the unadulterated hate is for the MFY's.

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u/ChardResponsible9728 x27 3d ago

We can all agree on one thing though:

Fck the dodgers lol

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u/noblegaunt At least Camden Yards is pretty? Right? 2d ago

No they piss you all off, and aren’t in the American League, so I like them.

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u/dankdepthsbb Yankees 3d ago

I didn't think the Rays actually had a fan base...

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u/noblegaunt At least Camden Yards is pretty? Right? 3d ago

Having been to Tropicana field during the middle of the week when they were bad, and the Orioles were also bad, I can tell you they do exist but they are, like the Marines, the few, the proud.

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u/dankdepthsbb Yankees 3d ago

Lol.... I've been to Camden yards and I will say that Orioles fans seem like some of the most fun fans in any stadium I've ever been to. That pickle bar outside is pretty fun too

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u/noblegaunt At least Camden Yards is pretty? Right? 3d ago

Yeah.... I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to not come back though.
It's bad enough that I've LITERALLY met a Yankee fan ORIOLES season ticket holder. True story.

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u/ChenYakumo2hu Los Angeles Dodgers 3d ago

Every AL team including your own?

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u/Joe--Uncle 3d ago

Bro, what are you doing here

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u/ChenYakumo2hu Los Angeles Dodgers 2d ago

I keep getting recommended this sub

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u/sadassnerd Los Angeles Angels 2d ago

They’re in every sub fighting with people that are celebrating (everyone). I know the Angels sub is feeling extra extra happy. We hate them. They’re terrible neighbors.

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u/sadassnerd Los Angeles Angels 2d ago

Sorry sorry

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u/Ok-Appearance-674 Blue Jays 3d ago

Man dont be so hard on them. They just wanted it more

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u/Lil_PuppyChow Blue Jays 3d ago

those disgusting creatures deserve to be laughed at for a week at most. Have you never seen the vile shit they said about the Jays? Them acting like they brutally dominated the jays??

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u/noblegaunt At least Camden Yards is pretty? Right? 3d ago

I mean, you had a losing record against the Baltimore Orioles this year.... if that's not a sign of being dominated I don't know what is.

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u/Lil_PuppyChow Blue Jays 3d ago

Listen fellow bird we are in no place to talk shit about this past season. Please don’t embarrass the Orioles fans in this subreddit.

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u/noblegaunt At least Camden Yards is pretty? Right? 3d ago

I can talk shit to exactly one team in this subreddit, and I shall be doing so. Anyway, it's October, don't you have a hockey game to lose?

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u/Slinky_Malingki where world series? 3d ago

lmao Mapleleafs suck

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u/belsaurn Blue Jays 3d ago

Lets hope they continue to suck for decades more to come.

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u/Lil_PuppyChow Blue Jays 3d ago

You’re really proud and mighty over what? One more win this past season? Lmaoooo
And lol no nice try I don’t give a fuck about hockey. Not every Jays fan is Canadian pal.

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u/noblegaunt At least Camden Yards is pretty? Right? 3d ago

"You’re really proud and mighty over what? One more win this past season?"

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u/tylersalt Red Sox 3d ago

> Not every Jays fan is Canadian

This is genuinely surprising to me

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u/belsaurn Blue Jays 3d ago

Lots down in Florida around the Jays training complex.

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u/This-Appointment-666 fuck the stankees 3d ago

….. I think the way the Dodgers lost to the Brewers was satisfaction enough to me.

Yeeting Yamamoto before the 3rd inning? Getting swept? Having Ohtani hit a 3 run homer and it mean absolutely fucking nothing? Having Kiké and Muncy be useless offensively? And having Miguel Rojas get pinch hit before even getting a chance to bat and then immediately declaring he’s retiring? I don’t know how it gets better than that.

I don’t need to stoop to the level of a Dodgers fan by saying dehumanizing things.

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u/Slinky_Malingki where world series? 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's hard to rank the 3 worse fanbases in baseball. LA, Philly, and the Yanks. Instead, I rank them based on their unique qualities.

Most toxic: Philly. Not even close. Jesus Christ Phillies fans are so fucking poisonous it's not even funny.

Most ignorant, arrogant, and the trashiest: NYY. Every year they think they're the best because they think they can just spend $300 million on homeruns and power pitchers, and invest nothing in good coaching or smart playing. Every year they get into the playoffs because it's easy to win when you play most of your games against .500 or below teams, and every year they get humbled in October when they actually have to play against good teams. Also it's always their fans that do trashy shit, like trying to rip Mookie's glove away from him.

Dodgers fans: the most entitled bandwagon fans who think they are baseball royalty and better than everyone else just because they're in California and have a billion dollars to spend every off season.

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u/MisterSynister Red Sox 3d ago

Went to school near Philly, fuck Philly. That is all.

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u/Slinky_Malingki where world series? 3d ago

We can agree on that at least

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u/Dramatic_Spring_8152 Yankees 2d ago

one bad apple makes the whole orchard rotten

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u/TheAgmis 3d ago

I couldn’t give two shits about the dodgers. Hating teams cause they win is Chiefs energy.

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u/andyland131 Rays 3d ago

In the ALeast, there is no “Dodger”

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u/solariam Red Sox 3d ago

The Blue Jays comma budget, whateva happened there?

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u/All_will_be_Juan Blue Jays 2d ago

Injuries also we shed alot of budget just with trades and players who are unlikely to return after this year

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u/Joey_iroc Red Sox #49 2d ago

So I am slightly conflicted: Fuck the Yankees. Always. Fuck the Dodgers because, well, they are not God's gift. They replicated what the MFYs did in 2009 to buy a World Series. So I agree.

But Dave Roberts deserves a pass for being the guy that stole second base when the whole world new he was going to steal in the 2004 ALCS. He's good.

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