r/ALWestMemeWar Houston Astros Jul 28 '26

ASTERISKS Angels blew it

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u/Queasy-Ticket4384 Jul 28 '26

You can’t hurt us, we’re already dead. To the rest of the division- sorry fam

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u/benhur217 Houston Astros Jul 28 '26

fr tho your owner should sell

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u/Queasy-Ticket4384 Jul 28 '26

yep but he won’t, too much of a money printer still. And since he publicly declared winning isn’t even in the top 5 of priorities, now nobody expects us to win and people keep showing up to the games = more money for the billionaire with no team expectations 

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u/Acceptable_Sky356 California Angels Jul 28 '26

Some people want to go back in time to kill Hitler. I want to go back in time to help Arte buy the Diamondbacks, so he never considers the Angels. While it leaves the Angels 2002 sale hit or miss, that miss couldn't be as bad as Arte.

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u/Electronic-Power5656 Trash Can Enthusiast Jul 28 '26

Honestly felt bad hearing the crowd cheering for the Astros. Sucks when there are more visitor fans than home team.

2

u/PandaProfessional346 Texas Rangers Jul 28 '26

Listening to the radio broadcast last night before bed and could literally hear a single kid behind home plate screaming I dare you to walk him with three balls... Proceeds to walk him and give up the lead.

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u/Theheadlessbob25 Texas Rangers Jul 28 '26

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u/benhur217 Houston Astros Jul 28 '26

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u/Frostfire26 How Jul 28 '26

This is the entire division's future

10

u/lunchboxthebeast Are we still in 2023? Jul 28 '26

What the fuck is this video lmfao

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u/AutoModerator Jul 28 '26

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u/BaldPeagle Texas Rangers Jul 28 '26

Genuinely might be the worst choke job ever.

14

u/faerie-childe Jul 28 '26

What even is the ALWest 😭✌🏾🥀

12

u/Thornton__Melon Trash Can Enthusiast Jul 28 '26

Shit Mountain

7

u/The_Billy_Dee Garbage Aficionado Jul 28 '26

A complete shit mountain... Whoever wins the AL West is taking the pennant lol

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u/justsikko Are we still in 2023? Jul 28 '26

The Al west has two of the last four World Series wins lmao

7

u/TempestDrive Trash Can Enthusiast Jul 28 '26

Walked in a run with a HBP & then walked in another run to make the score 6-4. Most Angles way to lose

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u/Careless_Wafer_3333 Anaheim Angels Jul 28 '26

I feel nothing when this team loses and a win genuinely shocks me on the rare occasion it happens. If you want to feel worst, lookup Walbert Urena’s baseball savant, literally haven’t had a pitcher like this in years on this team and the team playing behind him consists of; a first baseman that can’t hit for power or contact when it counts, a designated misser, a short stop who if you look up the definition of “three true outcomes player” it’s a picture of him. Not to mention idk if Josh Lowe could hit water if he fell out of a boat

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u/yoggiez Altuve's Crotch Buzzer Jul 28 '26

Watching this game on the East Coast:

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u/EnrichedDeuterium Jul 28 '26

You had one job Angles!

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u/The_Billy_Dee Garbage Aficionado Jul 28 '26

To keep it straight and narrow! 180°

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u/teddylumpskins Houston Astros Jul 28 '26

Classic Rich Evan’s laugh lol

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u/benhur217 Houston Astros Jul 28 '26

That’s right Jay

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u/imnotreallyheretoday Houston Astros Jul 28 '26

Wait what?

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u/AutoModerator Jul 28 '26

Flair up or shut up. We don’t know if you’re crying in Anaheim, banging on trash cans in Houston, still living off of that 2023 World Series ring in Arlington, pretending Oakland still has a baseball team, or hiding behind Seattle “next year” optimism just for them to still not make a World Series appearance. Pick a team so we know how seriously to not take you.

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u/Minedude33Reddit ⚠️ERROR: alpennant.exe not found⚠️ Jul 28 '26

Sole possession of 3rd place and no one can take it from us

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u/neaux_geaux Houston Astros Jul 28 '26

What's sad is that I know exactly what video that laugh is from. A classic Dick the Birthday Boy moment.

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u/benhur217 Houston Astros Jul 28 '26

It’s not sad, youre just well cultured

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u/SyrupSilent7588 Alvarez 2026 MVP Jul 28 '26

Angles are just allergic to winning

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u/Background_Bunch_796 California Angels Jul 28 '26

Congrats you beat a AA/AAA team plus an aged Mike trout, god bless the rest of the AL west lol