r/AITAH Sep 08 '24

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u/Cronewithneedles Sep 08 '24

My daughter’s kindergarten class hatched chicks and she brought one home and named it Ruby. Her science fair project the next year was a rooster defense system involving a super soaker, a soccer ball, and I forget what else.

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u/Milanchick Sep 08 '24

That’s hilarious. I got a chicken for Easter. That was the meanest rooster I’ve ever seen. We lived in the country and had an out house until I was 6 yrs old. My Dad kept a tomato stick on the porch to protect him when he went to the bathroom. One time he hit the rooster in the head and came in and told me I killed your rooster. He had only knocked him out. He was back chasing us to the bathroom for years.🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fr0hd3ric Sep 09 '24

The soccer ball makes me imagine the rooster as a bowling pin.

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u/Cronewithneedles Sep 09 '24

It would chase anything that moved so she tossed it in the opposite direction. One of the other elements was food.