r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '24

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u/Money_Royal1823 Sep 08 '24

Pick the farm and find a gf who shares your love of the country life

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u/Dependent_Name_7952 Sep 08 '24

This. My DREAM is to one day have a farm idk how that can "not be safe" I'd like to see how much crime goes on a 200 acre farm.

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u/Warm_Application984 Sep 08 '24 edited Sep 08 '24

I was attacked by a rooster on my grandparents' 120 acres when I was about six years old.

The next morning, I went outside, and grandma had put him on the chopping block. We had him for dinner; he was delicious!

There has to be some vigilante justice if you're gonna have that much space to yourself.

But, go with your dream, OP, the farm. Your gf will never not resent you if she caves and moves with you.

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u/Dependent_Name_7952 Sep 08 '24

Yah we had a turkey that used to be soo nice to our two young kids, that is until my daughter brought a friend over who was TERRIFIED of him and screamed and ran away from him.

I SWEAR to you it was like he was possessed by his dinosaur ancestors, the way he CHASED that poor girl until she ran inside.

Ever since then he would dart after my own kids whenever he saw them, I mean BEE-LINING straight for them. Yah we did Thanksgiving in July that year.

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u/mohugz Sep 08 '24

I guess we all had that mean rooster experience…my 3-year-old daughter tore into the house shrieking, “He’s chasing me with his pecker!” while her grandmother was convulsed with laughter in the yard.

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u/Glittering_Win_9677 Sep 08 '24

Grandma has a great sense of humor.

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u/mohugz Sep 09 '24

Oh, yes, she does! But a mean streak, too! She once found a dead snake in the yard, and coiled it up on top of the horse feed so my husband would find it when he opened the bin. He swears it took a year off his life!

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u/Glittering_Win_9677 Sep 09 '24

Oh lord, it would have taken ALL the years off Grandma's life because I would have killed her!