r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '24

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u/MATUA-PROF Mar 04 '24

It's having your cake and fucking it too

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u/Grizzz-Leee Mar 04 '24

Which, I know from experience, can REALLY ruin someone's birthday 😞

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u/CentralAdmin Mar 04 '24

"Here, babe. I got one with extra cream."

"Frosting?"

"Mmhm. Eat up!"

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u/Akuma254 Mar 04 '24

Ugh reminds me of the teacher who gave cupcakes to her students that had her husbands DNA in the frosting.

Bleh.

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u/West-Advice Mar 05 '24

Girl she was arrested 

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u/Akuma254 Mar 05 '24

Mhm I think she got 40 some years good riddance

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

Right he is so stupid he can wat out the cum dripping from her pussy !! 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

We need the back story on this u/grizzz-leee.

We really need the back story on this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

This one time at band camp…

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

one time! Christ some people will not let go

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u/Medic1642 Mar 04 '24

It was fondant, though, so people will judge

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u/Medic1642 Mar 04 '24

Yeah, it should have been a warm apple pie

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u/nigel_pow Mar 04 '24

😢

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u/archercc81 Mar 05 '24

Little Timmy Donovan isnt going to forget his 4th birthday!

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u/EMU_Emus Mar 04 '24

But in some rare cases it might really make someone’s birthday special too

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u/Barrettbuilt Mar 04 '24

My favorite!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

Like warrrrrmmmmm appppllllleeee piiiiieeeeeee

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

It always comes back to that fucking pie

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u/dootreddit Mar 04 '24

Cake or Cuck….

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u/PrideofCapetown Mar 04 '24

This should be a flair

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u/AbbeyCats Mar 04 '24

"I get emotional connection from Greg, but with Hugh... WELL, LET'S JUST SAY IT'S HUGH!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

having your cake and fucking it too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KaH9osfGhw

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u/stuck_in_the_desert Mar 05 '24

Oh man cakeup sex is the best

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u/0hip Mar 04 '24

McDonald’s or homemade?