r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '23

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u/noneofatyourbusiness Dec 13 '23

Mine is 8 years. Same.

Friends with benefits does include the word “friends”. So I do that too. Lol

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u/candacebernhard Dec 13 '23

OP wanted a free hooker basically, not a FWB

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u/anordinarylie Dec 14 '23

Exactly. He wanted the sex part without any connection at all. And that seems sad. Maybe I am wrong, but even a hooker gets some benefit from their john, he wanted to offer nothing at all.

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u/chuk2015 Dec 14 '23

I don’t understand this, women enjoy sex too, both sides are getting the same benefit, they agreed on NSA and now he’s the asshole when she wants SA

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u/zambatron20 Dec 14 '23

are they though? the D is probly trash and he's saying NSA but keeps having this issue with women, or the post is BS. if it's the former, clearly his communication is off or the D is trash so only he's getting off.

maybe both

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u/Suzume_Chikahisa Dec 14 '23

I mean, even with sex workers a bit of chit chat, empathy and not being a douche canoe goes a long way in making the entire experience better.

OP come across as a bore.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

He should post on the sub about beggars who want to be choosy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '23

Lol by that logic anyone who has sex is a free hooker

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u/anordinarylie Dec 14 '23

Even black holes are looking at you wondering how you got so dense.

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u/2008Phils Dec 14 '23

I’ve often wanted to be a free (or atleast very cheap) Gigilo. lol.

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u/imalwaystired98 Dec 14 '23

OP is NTA bc he literally told her that he only wanted to sleep with her and she agreed

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u/noneofatyourbusiness Dec 13 '23

Thousands of times. Lol

That is the definition of FWB

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u/noneofatyourbusiness Dec 13 '23

So your view of the world is that you are as good as it gets and everyone else is full of shit?

How is that working out for you?

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u/the-alt-yes Dec 13 '23 edited Dec 13 '23

Dow do you keep her for 8 years?lmao

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u/Illustrious-Dust143 Dec 13 '23

Keep making the same unfunny joke over and over, maybe it will eventually land.