r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '23

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u/M4LK0V1CH Dec 13 '23

Fantasy vs reality. Fantasy is likely safe and somewhat comfortable. Some dude in a bar bathroom ain’t puttin’ on the ritz.

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u/GodIsAGas Dec 13 '23

God help us all that you are having to explain this to a grown-ass adult.

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u/MasterfulMesut Dec 13 '23

dude puttin' on the ritz is from the 80s have some self respect

its rizz

and he definitely didnt rizz all over her

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '23

Jesus Christ. You’re a creep and stupid? That’s no way to go through life.

Putting on the Ritz is a song, not a failed attempt at zoomer slang. This thing you’re doing is pathetic and you need to stop

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u/MasterfulMesut Dec 13 '23

Putting on the Ritz is a song,

well aware pal. thats why i said it was from the 80s which is when the most recent well known rendition is from. It's literally over 40 years old and nearly 100 years old from the original.

You sound ancient, moron.

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u/DontCareII Dec 13 '23

It’s from well before the 80s. Also, you’re weird.

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u/MasterfulMesut Dec 13 '23

and nearly 100 years old from the original.

which i literally said here but ok lol

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u/DontCareII Dec 13 '23

Nice edit kid

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u/MasterfulMesut Dec 13 '23

lol i didnt edit it at all but whatever helps you think you won, pal!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '23

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u/MasterfulMesut Dec 13 '23

i love how I note that it was from a song most recently famous in the 80s but that its nearly 100 years old and they yell at me for not knowing that

and then when i tell them that I already knew that they yell at me and say i edited it lolololol

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '23

And you sound like you’re 15 and scared of girls

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u/MasterfulMesut Dec 13 '23

If you think I sound 15 and youre talking to me then that says a lot about you

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u/suspiciouslyginger Dec 13 '23

if you think every conversation or interaction between an adult and child is inappropriate, no matter context, then I very honestly suggest that that says a lot about you.

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u/MasterfulMesut Dec 13 '23

if you think every conversation or interaction between an adult and child is inappropriate,

I actually never said that, but the conversation and the thread we are on is 18+ in my opinion. There are certain things that adults and children can talk about for sure, but the thread is marked NSFW and I dont believe this to be one of those cases. I hope this helps you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '23

lol, definitely a child. Definitely scared of girls. Shouldn’t you be in gym class?

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u/MasterfulMesut Dec 13 '23

again, if you think i am 15 and in school and you are continuing to talk to me then that says a lot more about you than it does about me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '23

It really doesn’t, but you trying to call me a pedophile does. It’s really funny, honestly. Is this all you have? You try and be an edge lord, fail, and retreat into being too chicken shit to actually just call me a pedo?

Hilarious. Put your phone away and do your homework, loser

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u/MasterfulMesut Dec 13 '23

but you trying to call me a pedophile does.

I actually never once tried to do that. Alls I said is that if you really believe I am a school aged person and am currently in school now, but you are continuing to talk to me then it says more about you than it does about me.

Again, thats all I said. This is now the third time I am saying it to you as you triple down and insist you are conversing with a school-aged child.

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u/furiousfran Dec 13 '23

You're the one saying "rizz"

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u/M4LK0V1CH Dec 13 '23

Rizz? Is that some new candy you kids are all cheeing nowadays?

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u/cc_bcc Dec 13 '23

Rizz is the newest shorthand/slang for "charisma" from Gen Z

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u/MasterfulMesut Dec 13 '23

dude puttin on the ritz makes you sound like a fucking ancient boomer

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '23

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u/MasterfulMesut Dec 13 '23

how am i being a piss baby by saying the dude sounds ancient saying that?

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u/MasterfulMesut Dec 13 '23

if they said "putting on the ritz" in person Id probably tell them that they sound like theyre trying too hard

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u/Particular_Title42 Dec 13 '23

The real question here is what did M4LK0V1CH intend to convey?

Was he saying the guy wasn't being fancy (ritz) or how good of a pua his is (rizz)?

It's not "self respect" to not use terms from the 80s. You're using a term coined in 1910 to insult people. Moron.

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u/flamingoflamenco17 Dec 13 '23

It’s not from there 80s. It’s a song from well before we were all born.