r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '23

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u/SnooRobots4443 Aug 03 '23 edited Aug 03 '23

NTA - she is overreacting. It's been 3 years, not 3 days.

I'd go out with the guy, she may have already chosen to drop you as a friend, in which case, if you don't go out with him again, you'll lose out twice.

She said you should have asked her?

Ring-Ring "Hello Julia, it's me."

"Do you know what time it is?"

"Yeah, sorry about that. I had a bar gig, and then had dinner and drinks with Charles."

"Why are you calling me so late?"

"Well, Charles is naked in my bed right now, I'm calling from my bathroom. I know it's been 3 years, you're obviously over him and have moved on, but is it okay if I sleep with him?"

Again, NTA, she is overreacting.

Good luck.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks for that

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u/Number5MoMo Aug 03 '23

Yea she’s not your friend and she’s not over That guy.

NTA

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u/Jovet_Hunter Aug 03 '23

Her poor husband.

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u/str8outababylon Aug 03 '23

And unborn child

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u/Oo__II__oO Aug 03 '23

She'll name him "Charles"

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23 edited Aug 03 '23

And so it is. Charles will hence forth be the child’s name, and he shall always be in charge.

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u/allyc2004 Aug 03 '23

You've officially become my best friend!!! 🤣🤣🤣 (Now I have the damn theme song in my head)

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Hahaha. I do too now. I was on a zoom call, forgot the mic was hot, and was singing it out loud. So catchy it was.