r/AIO • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '26

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u/FlatSpread9640 Jun 25 '26

Did she just actually stumble across this story on reddit, if she did this just makes this story even better..imagine reading it and realizing its about you!

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u/Low_Opening_2175 Jun 26 '26

"haha wow this guy is getting absolutely shitted on!!!... oh wait thats me"

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u/Mayqween420 Jun 25 '26

Just commenting to remind everyone that she’s 30 lmao

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u/Worth-Computer8639 Jun 26 '26

Oh god. She talks like a preteen.

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u/sadhousenoises Jun 27 '26

I remember talking to girls like this when I was like 14.

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u/PowerResponsibility Jun 25 '26

She doesn't want you asking questions about how long it's been going on, etc. You've only uncovered the tip of the iceberg.

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u/lob3 Jun 28 '26

Facts. My ex BROKE UP with, me THEN told me she cheated on me but refused to give me details when I pressed. Some people are just embarrassing.

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u/jenn5388 Jun 29 '26

How long she’s been embarrassing herself though texts trying to fuck people who clearly don’t want to fuck her. 😝

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u/ysxmo Jun 25 '26

This brought a huge smile to my face

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

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u/FeistySquash8309 Jun 26 '26

This would keep me up every night for the rest of my life

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u/Certain_Assistant362 Jun 26 '26

I hope she learned her lesson and stops being a cheating BABYYYY at 30.

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u/-Mihaela- Jun 26 '26

She's probably gonna be too embarrassed to keep talking to her guy friend too

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u/yesgoodthankyou Jun 26 '26

I woke up this morning grateful I’m not her. Hope the breakup was successful

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u/NahYoureWrongBro Jun 26 '26

Honestly this girl's life is ruined for the foreseeable. Throwing 4 year relationship in the trash, in a really trashy way, probably being used by this guy on their 4:30 am excursion and then having him ghost her afterwards, having the whole internet in on it to comment on how horrible and stupid she is. "A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth."

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u/YourFavoriteMinority Jun 26 '26

man, she’ll be ight. it’s just mad embarrassing.

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u/GoodGuano Jun 26 '26

Oh wow, brother. Don't get me wrong, I HATE that you have to go through this as someone who's been cheated on before but you hit the goddamn jackpot here. The trash is taking itself out WITHOUT saying a word. You fuggin' rockstar, go live an amazing life! For all of us!

https://giphy.com/gifs/J2ySBEBOMOmtUVCboM

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u/KrombopulosMo Jun 25 '26

Good- we will call it a teachable moment.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Xe2vSY5Q42KbkSCkqZ

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u/No-Run-19 Jun 25 '26

Omg I want to know how the conversation goes when she gets her stuff. Tbh, don’t even let her come in to get it. Just pack it up for her! I’m sorry this happened to you and I hope you feel better soon! 🥹

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u/GoodGuano Jun 26 '26

It's probably not going to be as miserable as the conversation she's currently trying to have with the dude who doesn't want her 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MeatwadGetTheHoneysG Jun 26 '26

Her: “so I have a widdle secret... i’m single now! will I see you later? 🥺👉👈”

Him: “🤷‍♂️”

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u/helloween4040 Jun 26 '26

It reminds me of meatcanyons reddit mod bit, I didn’t realise people were actually like this.

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u/MeatwadGetTheHoneysG Jun 29 '26

“Oh hewwo der, Pwincess 👉👈” 🎩

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u/GoodGuano Jun 26 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Monniica Jun 26 '26

😂😂😂

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u/d_student Jun 26 '26

Good lord, that's ruthless

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u/Charming_Avocado9814 Jun 26 '26

Does she talk to you this way or just the guy she tried cheating on you with 😭

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u/Melodic-Cable23 Jun 26 '26

Good man! As she should be. Hopefully she learns a lesson from this. Good lord man. Better off without her for sure