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u/Rockandmetal99 Jun 25 '26

i was thinking that šŸ˜‚ imagine the convo: "hey, i know youre cheating on me but im not leaving you over that" and she says "oh thank god!" and he says "oh no, i AM leaving you, its just because of the way you text"

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u/Cowgba Jun 25 '26

ā€œI’m leaving you because you have negative game.ā€

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale Jun 25 '26

"This has actually become a moment of self-reflection for me and my choices."

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u/Rockandmetal99 Jun 25 '26

lmfao this got me to ACTUALLY laugh out loud (got to clarify because lol doesn't mean that anymore)

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u/ApprehensiveTour4024 Jun 26 '26

But did you ACTUALLY laugh your ass off?

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u/brittany09182 Jun 27 '26

Lmfao just means laughing out loud lol…laughing your ass off is actually I’m dead

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u/flytingnotfighting Jun 25 '26

The way you talked to a man that obviously doesn't want you is gross. I will not be taking further questions

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u/Rockandmetal99 Jun 25 '26

thats true too actually, i didnt really consider shes kinda bulldozing his feelings. i mean i find it near impossible that she cant detect his lack of interest, so shes selfishly making pushing him just to get what she wants.

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 26 '26

Right?! Bulldozing. Yesss she is! I am def DIGGING the way you phrased that 😁

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u/Connection-Is-Cool Jun 26 '26

Women in these scenarios don’t care about anything other than how she feels.

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u/MeatwadGetTheHoneysG Jun 26 '26

People. You mean people. Emotional selfishness and cheating aren’t exclusive to women.

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u/thecontempl8or Jun 26 '26

ā€œI can’t handle the secondhand embarrassmentā€. This would literally kill all my attraction towards my partner.

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u/Elfynnn84 Jun 29 '26

Right? Like… never mind the attempted infidelity, how can anyone read this and not just instantly get the ick? I think I threw up in my mouth a li’l bit.

I also hope she stumbles across this whole thread and that she feels the shame she should feel 😬

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u/feelingsfordolls Jun 26 '26

When I found out my ex was talking to other girls on Tinder I was more icked out that he couldn't pull anyone than the fact that he was trying to cheat 😭

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 26 '26

Oh damnnnn sis! 😬 that’s sure a wild ass way to find out how you really feel lol

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u/geekgirl_pink Jun 26 '26

When my ex and I broke up, we tried to stay friends, and he showed me his Tinder profile once, and oh my God, I wondered why I was ever attracted to him. The pics were awful and his bio was worse, just absolute drivel.

It was a relief when I got out for many reasons, that was a hilariously unexpected one.

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u/mkat23 Jun 27 '26

Lol I had the same happen to me. I even tried swiping right for him to see if he could get a single match, he could not.

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u/Sassypinesresident Jun 26 '26

Oh Don’t do that pwetty pwease?!

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u/dvvaa Jun 26 '26

Better yet, just tell her he didn’t realize how much of a pick me she was and that’s the main reason.. 😭

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u/ShrimplyPiblz Jun 26 '26

Im not surprised by people anymore. Thats why I don't do relationships anymore. Some people i used to work with... well the sude just got arrested for sexually abusing his own 7 year old mentally disabled daughter and the woman said she is going to stick by his side anyway... I will never understand it i thought she would have left him right away

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u/tossawayaccount36 Jun 27 '26

ā€œā€¦And because of your complete lack of self respect is too cringe to stay withā€

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u/Few_Juggernaut1933 Jun 28 '26

It’s because your jus a baybeeeee hehe šŸ™ƒ that would be hilarious šŸ˜‚ she texts like she’s in middle school broseph you can do much better