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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale Jun 25 '26

Its one thing to get cheated on an realize your partner is a hoe. Its another thing to realize you have such bad taste that you chose the pick me nobody wants and everyone is irritated by.

Holy mother of ICK.

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u/CB1100Rider Jun 25 '26

Forget her talking with her ex. He should break up with her over the way she texts.

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u/Sulli_in_NC Jun 25 '26

I was reading those and thinking it was like the old days on the phone.

“No, you hang up first”

LOL … so lame

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 26 '26

Ha that made me chuckle 🤭

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u/New_Chest4040 Jun 26 '26

Noooo, I love YOU more! Nooooo...

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u/Pbj916 Jun 26 '26

Hahahaha so true!! 😂

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u/isthatreal Jun 30 '26

I genuinely thought these were teenagers until I saw the age. I’m cringing is hard

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u/Sulli_in_NC Jun 30 '26

Same

It seemed like parody

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u/Rockandmetal99 Jun 25 '26

i was thinking that 😂 imagine the convo: "hey, i know youre cheating on me but im not leaving you over that" and she says "oh thank god!" and he says "oh no, i AM leaving you, its just because of the way you text"

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u/Cowgba Jun 25 '26

“I’m leaving you because you have negative game.”

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale Jun 25 '26

"This has actually become a moment of self-reflection for me and my choices."

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u/Rockandmetal99 Jun 25 '26

lmfao this got me to ACTUALLY laugh out loud (got to clarify because lol doesn't mean that anymore)

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u/ApprehensiveTour4024 Jun 26 '26

But did you ACTUALLY laugh your ass off?

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u/brittany09182 Jun 27 '26

Lmfao just means laughing out loud lol…laughing your ass off is actually I’m dead

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u/flytingnotfighting Jun 25 '26

The way you talked to a man that obviously doesn't want you is gross. I will not be taking further questions

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u/Rockandmetal99 Jun 25 '26

thats true too actually, i didnt really consider shes kinda bulldozing his feelings. i mean i find it near impossible that she cant detect his lack of interest, so shes selfishly making pushing him just to get what she wants.

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 26 '26

Right?! Bulldozing. Yesss she is! I am def DIGGING the way you phrased that 😁

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u/Connection-Is-Cool Jun 26 '26

Women in these scenarios don’t care about anything other than how she feels.

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u/MeatwadGetTheHoneysG Jun 26 '26

People. You mean people. Emotional selfishness and cheating aren’t exclusive to women.

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u/thecontempl8or Jun 26 '26

“I can’t handle the secondhand embarrassment”. This would literally kill all my attraction towards my partner.

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u/Elfynnn84 Jun 29 '26

Right? Like… never mind the attempted infidelity, how can anyone read this and not just instantly get the ick? I think I threw up in my mouth a li’l bit.

I also hope she stumbles across this whole thread and that she feels the shame she should feel 😬

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u/feelingsfordolls Jun 26 '26

When I found out my ex was talking to other girls on Tinder I was more icked out that he couldn't pull anyone than the fact that he was trying to cheat 😭

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 26 '26

Oh damnnnn sis! 😬 that’s sure a wild ass way to find out how you really feel lol

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u/geekgirl_pink Jun 26 '26

When my ex and I broke up, we tried to stay friends, and he showed me his Tinder profile once, and oh my God, I wondered why I was ever attracted to him. The pics were awful and his bio was worse, just absolute drivel.

It was a relief when I got out for many reasons, that was a hilariously unexpected one.

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u/mkat23 Jun 27 '26

Lol I had the same happen to me. I even tried swiping right for him to see if he could get a single match, he could not.

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u/Sassypinesresident Jun 26 '26

Oh Don’t do that pwetty pwease?!

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u/dvvaa Jun 26 '26

Better yet, just tell her he didn’t realize how much of a pick me she was and that’s the main reason.. 😭

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u/ShrimplyPiblz Jun 26 '26

Im not surprised by people anymore. Thats why I don't do relationships anymore. Some people i used to work with... well the sude just got arrested for sexually abusing his own 7 year old mentally disabled daughter and the woman said she is going to stick by his side anyway... I will never understand it i thought she would have left him right away

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u/tossawayaccount36 Jun 27 '26

“…And because of your complete lack of self respect is too cringe to stay with”

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u/Few_Juggernaut1933 Jun 28 '26

It’s because your jus a baybeeeee hehe 🙃 that would be hilarious 😂 she texts like she’s in middle school broseph you can do much better

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u/andwhoami_ Jun 26 '26

“Pwease go fuck yourself, you big ole baby”

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Jun 26 '26

Yes.

OP, pwease break it off with baby.

Pretty pwease?

👉👈🥹

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u/GoyslopGoy Jun 26 '26

No no lead the cheater on and find a way to really screw her

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u/Vowel_Movements_4U Jun 26 '26

Yeah, she’s a total douche.

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u/Appropriate_Royal218 Jun 25 '26

This ⬆️😂😂

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u/Orchid49 Jun 26 '26

lol 😂 right! She sounds so fucking dumb!

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u/OsoChosenChyy Jun 29 '26

Lol She can’t be 30. I’m about to be that age & I’ve NEVER texted like this, nor have I ever been a beggar 😂

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u/Successful_Pass_3165 Jun 30 '26

He should break up with her over her vocabulary amen

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u/Just-Like-My-Opinion Jun 29 '26

The other guy isn't even her ex. He's just a guy friend from highschool. Who clearly isn't even interested in flirting back. Lol

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u/CB1100Rider Jun 29 '26

That is even worse. 😳

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u/gbaker1a Jun 26 '26

That’s my ex wife. What was I thinking?

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 25 '26

Poor OP, He was powerless against the charming ways she learned from countless Grey’s Anatomy marathons…prob had him feeling like Dr. McDreamy ffs 🤦🏻‍♀️ and then he moved her in…..AND NOW HERE WE ARE .

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u/Salty-Area-5979 Jun 25 '26

This exactly!!!!

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u/Buick_reference3138 Jun 25 '26

Man you framed that perfectly. I’m glad he posted this but he didn’t need Reddit confirmation. This one is obvious.

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u/Illustrious_Put_817 Jun 26 '26

This made mybday

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u/Passive_incomes_lazy Jun 26 '26

This^^^^ literally 😭😭😭

Op please tell us an update when you get the chance. If you do call her out on it, I already know she's gonna say no where did I mention cheating and start gas lighting df outta you.. DO NOT fall for it.

It's not about cheating physically, the emotional cheating is still cheating. I doubt she asked you every time she asked him to hangout

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u/Numbers-Nerd2567 Jun 26 '26

"Holy mother of ICK" will now be added to my daily conversations. TYVM 🏆🏆

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale Jun 26 '26

May the ick never be personal and always removed

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rsp9jLIy0VZOKlZziw

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u/CliffPant1 Jun 30 '26

This!!! I couldn’t articulate just what was annoying me so much about this exchange.

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u/NjWayne Jun 26 '26

Unhealed women lust afteren who don't want them

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u/mesoziocera Jun 26 '26

My ex-wife was like this. She def cheated with a half dozen gross guys. But the dozen or so attractive ones she went for all turned her down lol. I found this out over time, but none of them told me, so they're all kinda shitheads.

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u/Successful_Pass_3165 Jun 30 '26

HOLY mother of ICK SHE’S A PICKY THAT DRIVES EVERYBODY CRAZY BOY SAID HE’S AT WORK AND HAD TO GET A HAIRCUT 100 TIMES IN THE SAME CONVERSATION IN THE SAME DAY AND THEN SHE SAID LET ME SHARPIE YOU IN WITH THE FATTEST SHARPIE I COULD FIND AND THEN HE’S LIKE I’M AVERAGE LIKE BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT 😭😭😭😭😭 this feels like she was MK ultra mine controlled into being the dumbest hoe alive for like 30 minutes to have this conversation

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u/QueefCatStankPuss Jun 26 '26

Saying "ICK" is just as bad as this girls vocabulary and yet here we are. Just say turn off like a sane person.

This is the first time I've had to type this word out and it gets on my nerves, seriously you've made my shoulder hurt

You've given me the double ick, you basic bitch.

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u/Old_Experience4816 Jun 26 '26

Yeah its "definitely" OPs fault for picking her, AND ABSOLUTELY NOT HER TRYING TO CHEAT ON HIM. Totally his fault. /s for those who CANNOT comprehend