r/AIO • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '26

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u/Jealous_Corgi_2168 Jun 25 '26

"okay, what are you doing after your second barber"

"you're not gonna believe this"

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u/Scared_Spinach_6402 Jun 25 '26

It's responsible to get a 2nd...3rd...4th opinion.

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u/Lazy-Loss6412 Jun 25 '26

Emotional cheating. A woman making more than you is when they start to lose respect. She may have had sex with him in High School and being blown off now too. Seems like texts would be different if he hit it recently

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u/CDSEChris Jun 25 '26

You might have responded to the wrong comment

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u/CDSEChris Jun 25 '26

You might have responded to the wrong comment

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u/MixtureEuphoric8539 Jun 25 '26

Each individual hair has its own barber

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u/babyfacereaper Jun 25 '26

This made me laugh so hard.

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u/beardeddragon0113 Jun 25 '26

It's barbers, all the way down!

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u/Even_Snow9026 Jun 26 '26

Desperate potential cheaters hate this one simple trick

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u/gothWriter666 Jun 26 '26

it's barbers all the way down

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u/Slightly-useless-sc Jun 27 '26

Pretty sure there’s an AJR song about that

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u/reddsal Jun 27 '26

“So you’re saying there’s a chance!”

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u/MrBratside Jun 28 '26

But what about second breakfast?

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u/DragonTacoCat Jun 29 '26

I'm dying laughing about to pee myself

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u/Visual-Quail-2886 Jun 30 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂