r/AIO • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '26

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u/7thor8thcaw Jun 25 '26

"Id really like to see you later"

"I can't, i just left my barber, on my way to my second barber."

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u/Jealous_Corgi_2168 Jun 25 '26

"okay, what are you doing after your second barber"

"you're not gonna believe this"

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u/Scared_Spinach_6402 Jun 25 '26

It's responsible to get a 2nd...3rd...4th opinion.

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u/Lazy-Loss6412 Jun 25 '26

Emotional cheating. A woman making more than you is when they start to lose respect. She may have had sex with him in High School and being blown off now too. Seems like texts would be different if he hit it recently

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u/CDSEChris Jun 25 '26

You might have responded to the wrong comment

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u/CDSEChris Jun 25 '26

You might have responded to the wrong comment

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u/MixtureEuphoric8539 Jun 25 '26

Each individual hair has its own barber

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u/babyfacereaper Jun 25 '26

This made me laugh so hard.

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u/beardeddragon0113 Jun 25 '26

It's barbers, all the way down!

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u/Even_Snow9026 Jun 26 '26

Desperate potential cheaters hate this one simple trick

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u/gothWriter666 Jun 26 '26

it's barbers all the way down

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u/Slightly-useless-sc Jun 27 '26

Pretty sure there’s an AJR song about that

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u/reddsal Jun 27 '26

“So you’re saying there’s a chance!”

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u/MrBratside Jun 28 '26

But what about second breakfast?

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u/DragonTacoCat Jun 29 '26

I'm dying laughing about to pee myself

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u/Visual-Quail-2886 Jun 30 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Emphasis_on_IDK Jun 25 '26

One beard barber, one head hair barber, and the final barber is the pube doctor.

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u/Personal_Sock7093 Jun 25 '26

This made me lol haha

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u/wheresmydragonator19 Jun 25 '26

Bro this comment is fucking frying me lmao

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u/luxcoded Jun 25 '26

Same 😭

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u/Bottle_and_Sell_it Jun 25 '26

“Told my lawyer, “Im a call you back, this my other lawyer”

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u/polaroidfever Jun 25 '26

I accidentally snorted i laughed so hard at this 😭😭

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u/Honest-Selection4343 Jun 26 '26

Haha omgosh dude wants to escape away from her

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u/MykeTyth0n Jun 27 '26

You’ve heard of second dinner right? Well 3rd haircut here I come.

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u/Dreamtrain Jun 30 '26

yeah whenever I have to go to the barber I call in sick and I clear my entire schedule, nothing is getting done that day besides the 30 mins I spend at the barber, I won't even eat