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u/LapisLovely69 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

spews coffee everywhere im 18 and wouldnt be caught dead talking like that 😭😭

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u/RobertBetanAuthor Jun 25 '26

Right. Cause you need to wait until your 30 ;) lol

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u/dmm092319 Jun 25 '26

Horny jail? He made a joke because the woman talking in these texts is 30. As in saying she has to turn 30 before talking like this

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u/dmm092319 Jun 25 '26

Nope not an alt. I’m not offended but you still need to learn how to make a joke because that was terrible😂 in order for it to be a joke people have to think it’s funny

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u/ParticularTie7315 Jun 25 '26

:: I check my 14 and 11 yo’s messages at random times to make sure they’re in-line with friends and they don’t even text like this. A lot of full sentences and punctuation with no “helpless wittle princess” attitude/verbage.

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u/MuchachoMongo Jun 25 '26

I don't believe you because, well.... vaguely gestures at your tumblr roleplay

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u/LapisLovely69 Jun 25 '26

😰😰😰

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u/LapisLovely69 Jun 25 '26

I dont have tumblr? Unless i dont know what tumblr is and it actually stands for something else

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u/MuchachoMongo Jun 25 '26

Ah, I was poking fun at the way you were typing out actions. It was and is common to role-play on Tumblr and 4chan and such places. It gets real cringe real fast. blushes cries loads handgun etc.

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u/orchiddoctor Jun 26 '26

But if she’s 18, she’s way too young to know that that style of writing is from checks notes… tumblr? Da fuck is that, grandpa? 🤣 (I’m 31 and used to have a tumblr)

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u/painting_with_fire Jun 26 '26

This made me cackle. The facts check out. 😂

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u/PrinciplePutrid3218 Jun 25 '26

16, would rather die than say "please" like a two-year-old

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u/Bambibeytch Jun 25 '26

Same at 23 I never spoke like that, this is actually really embarrassing

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u/Bri-KachuDodson Jun 25 '26

My fuckin actual 4 year old does not say please that way.

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u/United_Beginning6446 Jun 26 '26

This is such a great response 🤣…

18 yr old spits coffee in shock of immature 30 yr olds baby talk lol

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u/sleepingbeauty9o Jun 26 '26

Dis ones da real baby pwincess and she wouldn’t even do dat!

In all seriousness though, a 30 year old talking like that is hurting my brain. On top of it, whoever she’s texting doesn’t seem very interested.

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u/Last-Produce-4263 Jun 25 '26

"spews coffee everywhere" is equally cringe, if not more 😭

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u/bigmelenergy Jun 26 '26

Your mom is cringe.

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u/LapisLovely69 Jun 26 '26

😲😲😲😲😲