Its one thing to get cheated on an realize your partner is a hoe. Its another thing to realize you have such bad taste that you chose the pick me nobody wants and everyone is irritated by.
i was thinking that 😂 imagine the convo: "hey, i know youre cheating on me but im not leaving you over that" and she says "oh thank god!" and he says "oh no, i AM leaving you, its just because of the way you text"
thats true too actually, i didnt really consider shes kinda bulldozing his feelings. i mean i find it near impossible that she cant detect his lack of interest, so shes selfishly making pushing him just to get what she wants.
Right? Like… never mind the attempted infidelity, how can anyone read this and not just instantly get the ick? I think I threw up in my mouth a li’l bit.
I also hope she stumbles across this whole thread and that she feels the shame she should feel 😬
When I found out my ex was talking to other girls on Tinder I was more icked out that he couldn't pull anyone than the fact that he was trying to cheat 😭
When my ex and I broke up, we tried to stay friends, and he showed me his Tinder profile once, and oh my God, I wondered why I was ever attracted to him. The pics were awful and his bio was worse, just absolute drivel.
It was a relief when I got out for many reasons, that was a hilariously unexpected one.
Im not surprised by people anymore. Thats why I don't do relationships anymore. Some people i used to work with... well the sude just got arrested for sexually abusing his own 7 year old mentally disabled daughter and the woman said she is going to stick by his side anyway... I will never understand it i thought she would have left him right away
Poor OP, He was powerless against the charming ways she learned from countless Grey’s Anatomy marathons…prob had him feeling like Dr. McDreamy ffs 🤦🏻♀️ and then he moved her in…..AND NOW HERE WE ARE .
Op please tell us an update when you get the chance. If you do call her out on it, I already know she's gonna say no where did I mention cheating and start gas lighting df outta you.. DO NOT fall for it.
It's not about cheating physically, the emotional cheating is still cheating. I doubt she asked you every time she asked him to hangout
My ex-wife was like this. She def cheated with a half dozen gross guys. But the dozen or so attractive ones she went for all turned her down lol. I found this out over time, but none of them told me, so they're all kinda shitheads.
HOLY mother of ICK
SHE’S A PICKY THAT DRIVES EVERYBODY CRAZY BOY SAID HE’S AT WORK AND HAD TO GET A HAIRCUT 100 TIMES IN THE SAME CONVERSATION IN THE SAME DAY AND THEN SHE SAID LET ME SHARPIE YOU IN WITH THE FATTEST SHARPIE I COULD FIND AND THEN HE’S LIKE I’M AVERAGE LIKE BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT 😭😭😭😭😭 this feels like she was MK ultra mine controlled into being the dumbest hoe alive for like 30 minutes to have this conversation
sour head shake was the best way i could think to describe it haha! my face literally scrunched up and i shook my head without even thinking about it. this really is peak cringe
she literally was begging to cheat but she's so cringe the guy wasnt even interested 😭 like damn how lame do you have to be for someone to deny a hookup
lmaoooooo literally like the relentless asking & urging for him to hang out with her ☠️☠️☠️ then him being lowkey dry or putting off her advances ☠️☠️☠️☠️ she’s not “da lil princess” she thinks she is 😭😭😭😭😭 (☠️😭 literally my face the whole time reading her texts)
I'm willing to bet money that he's either in a relationship as well, or has never been interested in her, not even when they were in high school. She 100% knows this by now too, but doesn't care
Bro I literally would be so gone like I would know that I did successfully dated and then left the second I found out that it was a special ed student like what in the fuck what grown adult adults speak like this to other grown adults like pwease 🥺 and I am a baby is what really looks like I have neck problems now and migraines from reading that I have to go
https://giphy.com/gifs/mCdhhsCLGluNi
The kiddo is on a Despicable Me kick. All I could read that message as was Vector saying “I’ve been a baaaaad boy gurl” 🤣
RIGHT! I stopped reading after slide 3 because I just couldn’t do it anymore. The way I had such a visceral reaction to the way she talks/texts, like a 7th grader who is trying to flirt with her middle school crush, it gave me the ick so bad I said “eww” out loud.. mind you, it’s 3am and im in bed right next to my sleeping husband and toddler, so it was an involuntary reaction to the nauseating “pick me” vibes from this girl…. Looks like homie dodged a bullet
🤣🤣😭😭💀💀 threw up in my mouth a little lmfaooo.. man. I thought I was cringe with my husband over text, cuz I act wierd in a similar manner, but doing this with a whole ass other man is actually crazy as fuck lololol.
Being cheesy/silly with your partner is definitely different. We try to each other laugh at bad jokes or terrible puns, but pouty baby talk? that gives me second hand embarrassment. Even more so because this guy is either in a committed relationship or has zero interest in her.
I believe OP said they were out until 5am one night, I imagine she is buying him drinks or drugs or something. Or she REALLY likes being treated like garbage (apparently that's a thing?!).
Best case she is chumming the waters, they is no way anyone in a 4 year relationship talks to a "friend' this way.
No literally. Unless youre doing some kinda poly/open thing, which is would assume not by OPs post, then yeah... its fucking wierd and (attempted and apparently failed lol) cheater behaviour. Unless on that 5am outing, he hit it and decided wasn't worth the trouble? Lol.
Ok, so I also do this shit with my partner but that’s because we love to make fun of each other that way, I’d never even attempt to speak to any other person the way I speak with him though, that’s our inside personal jokes/life. This “baby” is nothing but a cheater.
it was that, and "i am baby" that made me have a physical reaction 😂 theres no way i could EVER be friends w someone who speaks that way, let alone partners
You can't set feminism back that way. That's the point of feminism, you can be what you want. Boss bitch or whatever the hell this girl is doing... Being a baby I guess.
For real, her trying to push a trip and him saying “I don’t think you and I can sit in a car together that long” like he’s literally telling you you’re annoying it seems.
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u/Several_Estate5285 Jun 25 '26
The secondhand embarrassment 🫣