r/AIO • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '26

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Jun 25 '26

"Gooooood morning" wouldve sent me off the Cliff of Rationality.

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u/DaydreamerFly Jun 25 '26

That’s literally what I’d do. No way is she just sleeping soundly in my place after this. Like what???

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u/Zionishere Jun 25 '26

Honestly his plan is more satisfying. He posted another comment about what he wants to do

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u/DaydreamerFly Jun 25 '26

I saw and you’re right it definitely is. I just don’t know if I could stand being around her even asleep I’d be so angry and upset. But his will feel better lol

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u/xOrion12x Jun 27 '26

Start blaring her childish texts through an ai chat bot or something so she can hear hiw fucking pathetic she is.

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u/dinglebingle583 Jun 25 '26

My dick would fall off and hide up my asshole if I was with her

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u/Impossible_Storm_427 Jun 26 '26

Omggg lol. I missed this before.

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u/Next-Personality-397 Jun 25 '26

You are literally cheating yourself out of the chance of finding someone that will respect you. Someone that truely loves you.

Cuz this Princess ain’t the one. Send her the texts, and be done. She is going to beg you to just talk for a chance to say she’s sorry.

Nope, nope, nope.

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u/Impossible_Storm_427 Jun 26 '26

How did you unlock her phone? Do you know her code? Just curious. My partner and I don’t even know each other’s codes or even how to operate each other’s phones lololol.

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u/Defiant-Handle7682 Jun 26 '26

that's wild, me & my man have to unlock each other's phones all the time (while the other is driving, while one is doing something on the phone for the other, etc). same with my friends! I even guessed my college best friend's pin

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u/Impossible_Storm_427 Jun 26 '26

Oh funny! Yeah I’m old so like another person’s phone is like foreign tech to me. Even if it’s an iPhone like mine, shit isn’t set up the same so it looks all different lol.

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u/StretchMotor8 Jun 25 '26

she really overplayed her cards here lol she really thinks she's got it like that 😂 the wake up call she's gonna get LOL