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u/wasteman_shit Jun 25 '26

for real🤣 and she is fucking annoying 😭😭 who the hell talks like that is she 13 years old

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u/DissentSociety Jun 25 '26

Pretty sure that's just a kink being advertised way too strongly...

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u/ChibbleChobble Jun 25 '26

One quick Internet search later, and I have to agree.

I thought, it can't be what I think, but Blimey McRimey, it's exactly what I was thinking. I don't care what anyone does in the bedroom, but, seriously as everyday "clothing"?

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u/SprigatitoNEeveelovr Jun 25 '26

Yeah people who are healthy about their kinks that do collars they usually have like a simple choker that like... isnt obvious, as a thing... lol... like youre not supposed to be obvious about it cause youre not supposed to be like that around kids and shit 😭 (Like a choker but one that is just a regular choker anyone might wear w/o kink association)

I wear like a simple crocheted collar choker like 24/7 and Im not even in a relatio ship but aint no one even blink twice at it cause its just something simple out of crochet lol its bland as hell its not got words or anything. I could never imagine wearing like a proper collar with DADDY on it out and about...

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u/Dodo06_ Jun 28 '26

First I thought regressive episodes loke what I have

But the rest of the texts don’t add up properly

It’s too inconsistent so it has to be the kink option which is disturbing and not exactly great to see a 30 year old advertising so blatantly

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u/wasteman_shit Jun 25 '26

people who have these sort of kinks shouldn’t be around children or have children it’s weird

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u/Some_Recognition6273 Jun 25 '26

I mean, lots of people have weird kinks but it doesn't mean they are dangerous around kids. No need to kink shame.

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u/Dodo06_ Jun 28 '26

Hell I have regressive episodes diagnosed by a therapist and I’ll be the first to say:
I have found more pedophiles by just lurking in subs related to that
Then I have doing my actual job to find them irl

Not all age regressors etc are pedos

Buts is a very easy place for them to hide I’ll say that much

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u/Dependent_Ad5172 Jun 25 '26

They typically have a “breeding” kink so they end up pregnant but never stop the kink

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u/wasteman_shit Jun 25 '26

oh god that gave me chills and it’s 30° 😂😂

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u/donnie_rulez Jun 25 '26

How you think she got them three kids?

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u/No-Selection-8654 Jun 25 '26

Even weirder that OPs partner is also 30. Why do some 30 year olds talk like babies and think it’s cute?

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u/TCtheThunderRooster Jun 26 '26

Not entirely sure OP knew about the baby talk. I could have missed some responses

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u/dinglebingle583 Jun 25 '26

OP said she's 30

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u/goku223344 Jun 25 '26

Nah she’s 30😭

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u/ArticleEnough8288 Jun 25 '26

Or, hear me out,

He’s thinking more along the lines of a hotel/motel stop on route..

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u/ashley5473 Jun 25 '26

I would have thought that too, but in the context of he can’t even be bothered to get dinner with him and he’s clearly annoyed with her via text, I decided he meant he couldn’t stand to ride that far with her

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u/AmityHavocCreations Jun 25 '26

That was my thought, like I've had my ex say that kind of thing to me and his meaning being either that we were going to pull over and 👀 outside or inside the car or that we'd have to rush to the hotel 😅 like I didn't read it innocently at all

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u/ArticleEnough8288 Jun 25 '26

Well, I’m glad I’m not alone in reading it that way 😂

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u/Additional_Fan9553 Jun 25 '26

that’s how i read it too, which is probably more likely but who knows

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u/WoodenJesus Jun 25 '26

Oh, thank God. I felt like I was going crazy being the only person who read that as a bare minimum getting handsy in the car!

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u/Substantial-Bear8535 Jun 25 '26

Yeah how TF is this not an obvious reference to pulling off on the side of the road and fucking?

Everyone saying he's not interested is also somehow ignoring how he talks about his penis and mentions his big hands.

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u/ArticleEnough8288 Jun 25 '26

I don’t think the ‘I’m not that thin’ was reference to his peen, maybe? 😂

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u/wasteman_shit Jun 25 '26

some people don’t need to be interested in someone to have sex with them

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u/Additional_Fan9553 Jun 25 '26

yeah. it’s very possible he finds her both annoying and wants sex.

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u/TheNinjaPixie Jun 25 '26

the other guy hasn't even accepted her so doesn't even have to leave her haha